Members Jojo1231 Posted June 21, 2009 Members Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 From a male (which seems to be rare on this topic<G>), there was a gal that literally layed there. Hardly moved, nary a peep it bordered on necrophilia. She did give great head but that was it. I asked about it (cuz I was worried she wasn't enjoying herself) but she said she did and wanted more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted June 21, 2009 Members Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 I had the same experience except I LIKED this guy so much that I did have sex with him a lot. But it was so teeny weeny it really didn't do much for me. But even granted that, I was generally so attracted to him that it didn't matter. I dated him the first time for a year and then pined for him after he broke up with me for another 2 years and then we got back together as "friends with benefits" a few years later...but ya, it was small. i think there is a term for that...micro penis. looking at the pics in the wiki, my man was thinner than the guy pictured, but maybe a TAD longer...still micro...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MicropenisThat is awful!! Poor dudes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chloegirl Posted June 21, 2009 Members Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 That is awful!! Poor dudes!Yeah, but you know you could still work around that if he at least tried to make up for it another way, but when they're hopeless, inept, or uninterested in using oral or other skills it's pretty much a dead end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members square Posted June 21, 2009 Members Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 Yeah, but you know you could still work around that if he at least tried to make up for it another way, but when they're hopeless, inept, or uninterested in using oral or other skills it's pretty much a dead end.Yeah, but if you're a dumb ass newbie like I was, you just plain don't know any better, and are too dumb to ask the right questions. This stuff has to be learned; they don't cover it in sex ed class (at least not when I had it), and it's not like you're born with an instinct on how to get a girl off with your finger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chloegirl Posted June 21, 2009 Members Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 Yeah, but if you're a dumb ass newbie like I was, you just plain don't know any better, and are too dumb to ask the right questions. This stuff has to be learned; they don't cover it in sex ed class (at least not when I had it), and it's not like you're born with an instinct on how to get a girl off with your finger.sigh....and alas, some never quite master it no matter how much you try....thank goodness for toys, imagination, and a good attitude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members garry Posted June 21, 2009 Members Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 Yeah, but if you're a dumb ass newbie like I was, you just plain don't know any better, and are too dumb to ask the right questions. This stuff has to be learned; they don't cover it in sex ed class (at least not when I had it), and it's not like you're born with an instinct on how to get a girl off with your finger.Amen to that, brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members crossroads123 Posted June 22, 2009 Members Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 GEE, I 'm sorry ladies but I too have experienced that just lay there and wake me up when your done woman. Don't get me wrong I'm not Don Wan or anything like that but in 51 years I have learned something about pleasing a woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seems to me like it's bash men's post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted June 22, 2009 Members Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 GEE, I 'm sorry ladies but I too have experienced that just lay there and wake me up when your done woman. Don't get me wrong I'm not Don Wan or anything like that but in 51 years I have learned something about pleasing a woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seems to me like it's bash men's post.I really don't see it that way.....So, tell us about your worst lover. Let's change the flavor of the post. This is an equal opportunity posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ohshelly Posted June 22, 2009 Members Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 GEE, I 'm sorry ladies but I too have experienced that just lay there and wake me up when your done woman. Don't get me wrong I'm not Don Wan or anything like that but in 51 years I have learned something about pleasing a woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seems to me like it's bash men's post.The guy commented early in our relationship that I was a squirmer.I said 'whaaaaaaaat?'I guess the Ex was the wake 'me up' type, too.He wasn't used to having to deal with a wild thing! Chuck, men are more then welcome to share their stories.We can take it. tell us men~ what did she do/not do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sunday Posted June 23, 2009 Members Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 GEE, I 'm sorry ladies but I too have experienced that just lay there and wake me up when your done woman. Don't get me wrong I'm not Don Wan or anything like that but in 51 years I have learned something about pleasing a woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seems to me like it's bash men's post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest eminatic Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Seems to me like it's bash men's post.that's impossible, i've barely touched this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ManofHerdreams Posted June 23, 2009 Members Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 that's impossible, i've barely touched this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted June 23, 2009 Members Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 that's impossible, i've barely touched this thread HAHAHAHAHA NICE Em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members CGEM Posted June 23, 2009 Members Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 The worst lover ever in my bed must've been me. You know, in my teens, curious and eager, tring to find out what the hell I'm supposed to do with all this sexuality. I pity my girlfriend back then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ManofHerdreams Posted June 23, 2009 Members Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 sigh....and alas, some never quite master it no matter how much you try....thank goodness for toys, imagination, and a good attitude! Oh but some have indeed worked very hard learning the art of pleasing a woman and in time have learned to put her pleasure and needs before their own. Sprinters are young and don't know any better. It takes a lot of training and self control to be a marathon runner but the rewards justify the effort spent. There is nothing like looking into a woman's face and seeing total satisfaction looking back at you. Leave her speechless and you'll leave her happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted June 23, 2009 Members Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Oh but some have indeed worked very hard learning the art of pleasing a woman and in time have learned to put her pleasure and needs before their own. Sprinters are young and don't know any better. It takes a lot of training and self control to be a marathon runner but the rewards justify the effort spent. There is nothing like looking into a woman's face and seeing total satisfaction looking back at you. Leave her speechless and you'll leave her happy. Whew... suddenly warm in here!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted June 23, 2009 Members Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Oh but some have indeed worked very hard learning the art of pleasing a woman and in time have learned to put her pleasure and needs before their own. Sprinters are young and don't know any better. It takes a lot of training and self control to be a marathon runner but the rewards justify the effort spent. There is nothing like looking into a woman's face and seeing total satisfaction looking back at you. Leave her speechless and you'll leave her happy. That's why you'll never be able to call me a 'cougar' . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ohshelly Posted June 23, 2009 Members Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Whew... suddenly warm in here!!!I am fanning mysefl as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members square Posted June 23, 2009 Members Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 that's impossible, i've barely touched this thread Hah! The worst lover ever in my bed must've been me. You know, in my teens, curious and eager, tring to find out what the hell I'm supposed to do with all this sexuality. I pity my girlfriend back then.Count me down for that, also. It would be neat to go back to some of those earlier encounters with what I know now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ManofHerdreams Posted June 24, 2009 Members Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Count me down for that, also. It would be neat to go back to some of those earlier encounters with what I know now.I sometimes wonder if I'd live through it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chloegirl Posted June 24, 2009 Members Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Oh but some have indeed worked very hard learning the art of pleasing a woman and in time have learned to put her pleasure and needs before their own. Sprinters are young and don't know any better. It takes a lot of training and self control to be a marathon runner but the rewards justify the effort spent. There is nothing like looking into a woman's face and seeing total satisfaction looking back at you. Leave her speechless and you'll leave her happy. Now that's what I call a Real Man!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ManofHerdreams Posted June 25, 2009 Members Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Just a man who was willing to learn is all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted June 25, 2009 Members Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Good lovers are made with a lot of practice so........ I was probably the worse lover in my bed a loooong time ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kitamure Posted June 30, 2009 Members Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 My fiance' had just gotten back from deployment and when we finally were alone we started going at it. Unfortunately because I was on the birth control Yaz I was dried out like the Sahara. And we just discovered that day he was a downy banana cock. The lube we used was horrible and would clump. It was both our first times so as much as we had phone sex and cyber sex which sounded so smooth and expert both of us were very much amateurs. We both sucked at riding each other. My blow jobs had yet to be perfected having never blown anyone before him and the poor guy got caught up in the moment and tried to go down on me only to remember I was on the bloods. We had yet to realize that spit makes even better lube than store bought. It was a great experience overall but the sex was awkward in that cute "I've never done this before but it sorta feels good." We both came. I came probably more from the excitement and happiness of being back together.Since then we've gotten better. I assure you. We're married now and having fabulous sex but we can both look fondly at our none too suave first time. Learning together is such a great experience to share. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members garry Posted July 1, 2009 Members Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 My fiance' had just gotten back from deployment and when we finally were alone we started going at it. Unfortunately because I was on the birth control Yaz I was dried out like the Sahara. And we just discovered that day he was a downy banana cock. The lube we used was horrible and would clump. It was both our first times so as much as we had phone sex and cyber sex which sounded so smooth and expert both of us were very much amateurs. We both sucked at riding each other. My blow jobs had yet to be perfected having never blown anyone before him and the poor guy got caught up in the moment and tried to go down on me only to remember I was on the bloods. We had yet to realize that spit makes even better lube than store bought. It was a great experience overall but the sex was awkward in that cute "I've never done this before but it sorta feels good." We both came. I came probably more from the excitement and happiness of being back together.Since then we've gotten better. I assure you. We're married now and having fabulous sex but we can both look fondly at our none too suave first time. Learning together is such a great experience to share.Great story...made my day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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