Tyger Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As hesettles in, he glances up and sees a very beautiful womanboarding the plane. He soon realizes she's headingstraight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she takes theseat right beside his.Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out,"Business trip or vacation?"She turns, smiles and says, "Business. I'm going to theannual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago."He swallows hard. Here is the most gorgeous woman he hasever seen, sitting next to him and she's going to ameeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain hiscomposure, he calmly asks, "What's your business role atthis convention?""Lecturer," she says, "I use my experience to debunk someof the popular myths about sexuality.""Really," he says, swallowing hard," what myths arethose?""Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that Africantexas4april: American men are the most well endowed when, in fact,it's the Native American Indian who is most likely topossess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the man ofJewish descent. However, we have found that the bestpotential lover in all categories is the SouthernRedneck."texas4april: Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable andblushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I shouldn't bediscussing this with you. I don't even know your name!""Tonto!" the man says, "Tonto Goldstein! But my friendscall me Bubba! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted August 12, 2009 Members Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As hesettles in, he glances up and sees a very beautiful womanboarding the plane. He soon realizes she's headingstraight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she takes theseat right beside his.Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out,"Business trip or vacation?"She turns, smiles and says, "Business. I'm going to theannual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago."He swallows hard. Here is the most gorgeous woman he hasever seen, sitting next to him and she's going to ameeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain hiscomposure, he calmly asks, "What's your business role atthis convention?""Lecturer," she says, "I use my experience to debunk someof the popular myths about sexuality.""Really," he says, swallowing hard," what myths arethose?""Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that Africantexas4april: American men are the most well endowed when, in fact,it's the Native American Indian who is most likely topossess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the man ofJewish descent. However, we have found that the bestpotential lover in all categories is the SouthernRedneck."texas4april: Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable andblushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I shouldn't bediscussing this with you. I don't even know your name!""Tonto!" the man says, "Tonto Goldstein! But my friendscall me Bubba! :lol: I loved it! Thanks Tyger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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