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Not really sure of the age either, maybe around 4th grade. When I was young my parents had friends that would come have dinner at our house, they had 2 girls a bit older than me, and we would kiss and touch naked under my bed...they'd make me cum, and that was 3rd and 4th grade π
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I used to drive I5 interstate alot and often pulled my cock out and stroked it til I made a mess! Been caught a few times, by ladies passing by! Lol
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14 hours ago, Dancer said:
Yep.Β That's usually how I feel!
Perfect,Β your so awesome!
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2 hours ago, Dancer said:
With masturbation for me it involves intense mental gymnastics experience. I'm generally imagining myself in a thrilling sexual situation I often fantasize about.Β Many times I use visual stimulus in the form of porn, often sent to me during erotic online talk with friends.Β This causes my wandering imagination to kick into overdrive, and before I know it my back is arched upwards, an intense feeling of bliss and euphoria washes over my body like a giant wave, and then soon after regaining consciousness I notice my bed sheets are soaked.Β
Damn that was good!
Wowπ₯π₯π₯π¦π¦π¦
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On 9/17/2023 at 9:28 AM, NervousNelly said:
28% of men fake an orgasm. How is this possible?
I've never heard of that! That's insane! π€£
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Well yes I was caught once, it was a beautiful setting, at the lake picnic area in the moonlight,Β I had her on her back on the table and I was making out with her pussy, my face was dropping with her juices! π¦ a truck pulled in to the parking area headed straight facing us! Flashes the high beams , I look up, like a deer in headlights,Β they turn around after a few seconds and I right back to that hot pussy! π₯Β
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26 minutes ago, Dancer said:
I have different urges.Β But I can't fight mine either.Β Not worth the trouble!Β Just go with the flow and enjoy yourself.Β That's my motto...
Oh Yes! Love them urges!
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13 minutes ago, Dancer said:
My favorite position is also my favorite number: 69.Β Love giving and getting oral sex.Β When I eventually die, I hope I have a cock in my mouth.Β That's the way to go!
I love the way you think Dancer!!ππ¦βΊοΈ
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42 minutes ago, Lonely and divorced said:
I agree whole heartedly! As Mike said spot on!π
Tyvm Lonely π
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20 hours ago, NervousNelly said:
Me too! π
Wow Nice!
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13 hours ago, Dancer said:
And MOST importantly.....Β Guys please take note!!
Thanks Dancer!Β
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On 9/8/2015 at 11:02 AM, Danceinthesheets said:
Wanted to share some good common sense information that you may (or may not) know about pleasing a woman in bed that I think are important:
-SKIPPING FOREPLAY: Most of us NEED foreplay in order to reach orgasm. You can't just come home from work and stick your penis in us without helping us WARM up a bit!! We do not turn on and off like a light switch although that might be a fantasy of yours...LOL.
-DON'T GO DOWN ON HER: I learned that about 25-30% of women cannot orgasm without this wonderful interplay so....eat away boys!!! Please!!!
-DON'T TOUCH HER AFTER SEX: Some guys will roll over and end the act with "I'm hot baby" and not touch her the rest of the night. Women want to continue touching, caressing, spooning, etc. because it is an important extension of the sex act and solidifies intimacy with that special person.
-AFRAID OF DOING SOMETHING WRONG SO YOU DON'T TRY NEW THINGS: Guys, throw all those fears and insecurities out the window and give into the passion. The passion will guide you naturally to what is right for you both....
-BASING HER PLEASURE ON YOUR PERFORMANCE: this is just going to make us feel pressured to have an orgasm...and lead us women to "fake it." Ask her what she wants from you during sex!! (A confident man asks for directions!)
This lady is spot on! I totally agree with all of her advice! π¦π¦
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22 minutes ago, michelleddd said:
Call my secretary, she knows when Iβm free. π
Sounds perfect π₯°Β
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58 minutes ago, Katie Did It said:
My first naked pic I sent to a guy I met on here and would Kik chat with. I was so incredibly nervous! But he didnβt have any problem, sending nudes, loves to be seen!
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9 hours ago, Rio said:
Hey Mr Mike, did Jeff Bezos use you as his model to design his rocket to space?
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21 minutes ago, Rio said:
That's quite a bit about you. Looking good.
Thx Rio ππ»
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Just now, Mr. Mike said:
Guess I should post a cum shot! π€ͺΒ B======D~~~
Check out my About Mr, yell find oneπ
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Just now, Mr. Mike said:
I bet you are!
Guess I should post a cum shot! π€ͺΒ B======D~~~
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1 hour ago, Dancer said:
OMG I think about sex every chance I get (i.e. when not forced to think about something else, like WORK).Β But I only average 1 per day.Β I will say the days I'm above average I am a lot more relaxed and happy!Β Imagine that!
I bet you are!
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On 9/8/2023 at 10:56 AM, Dancer said:
I'm happy to just be known as a Wet Dream Maker.Β
Really, would you help me out??
Naughty?
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