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Well Licker? how did it go and how is your relationship post 3some?
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as much as this makes me sound funny....Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream Ice Cream. And I don't even like Ice Cream all that much, but man that stuff is good....
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Wow, never did I assume that I would be called a bigot over asking if you find persons from other countries sexy. Sorry Howie, guess I just didn't word this all that well. The purpose was to simply see what others on here felt were sexy characteristics that centered around peoples from around the world. I was not trying to imply that there was one Master Race that was the end all, be all of sexuality. Even in my own post I said quite frankly there were multiple nationalities that I find sexy. I find women of all races, creeds, colors and status sexy. I would never say one is better than the other, but some just tend to melt my butter faster. Everyone has a preference, I was inquiring as to what are the attitudes of our board memebers. So just like some of the other posters have said, to me this is no difference than a conversation over breast size, hair color, shaved, trimmed or bald, or any other inquiry over personal preference. Sorry to have made a stir over such a simple topic.
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I love women with accents from the UK (Welsh, British, Scottish, or Irish), I also think women from the Middle East can be intoxicatingly beautiful. I have no issue with saying the top five celebrity women I find sexy are almost entirely international. Salma Hayek, Monica Belluci, Sofia Vergara, Aishwraya Rai are all on the top of my list. From the UK I have to say that Elizabeth Hurley definately sultry. I do find women like Parminder Nagra sexy as well, she is Indian, but born and raised in the UK.
So, are there any nationalities or ethnicities that get your motor going?
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It is a bit on the loud side (How did I forget that?) and I would caution against using it with roommates in the house. I didn't get it used on me and I don't think it would work because the head spins side to side and I just can't really fathom that feeling good on the naughty bits. The attachments are easy to put on and take off, and therefore super easy to clean. Just warm water and some soap; you can submerse them since they have no internal workings, but are simply silicone.
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This could be the most unique and interesting toys I have ever had the pleasure to review.
Taking this out of the package is different because it comes with multiple heads and looks like a toothbrush. Every head is unique and simply snaps on after you pull the others off the base. It uses 3AAA batteries (N.I.) and the configuration is odd and not quite standard. After a short trial and error session, I got the batteries in and pushed the button on the bottom and started the vibe going a mile a minute.
We used the flat face first and figured no lube needed and especially not silicone lube as this toy is made of silicone so you wouldn’t want to dissolve the heads. With a little foreplay I set this toy to my wife’s labia and gave her a percussion massage to her lips. Slowly opening them brought her a whole new level of oooh’s and ah’s.
Soon she ask if it could go any higher and I clicked the button again and sent the massager into overdrive and her over the edge. We have used every head with similar results. She can tease and toy with herself using this but soon after she puts this toy on high, she is quaking and shuddering in a strong, toe curling, eyeball rolling orgasm. There really is not that much to review on this toy, other than it works, the batteries are a little tough to figure out, but this is one heck of a toy and the interchangeable heads are great for variety. Variety is the spice of life after all…..
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Flog the Dolphin, Choke Your Chicken, Slapping the Salami, it's all the same, jerking off. Any way you term it, it all needs some elbow grease to get it done.
I got this product a little while ago and decided to try it out during a night of mutual masturbation with the little lady. She took out one of her favs and I decided to go manual and see if a little elbow grease would lead to a smooth solo session.
I opened the container and took a whiff, getting a little on the end of my nose, and was pleasantly surprised that unless I put my nose right to the container, the smell was virtually non-existent.
I ran my fingers through it and smeared a dab on my palm. It was not greasy or sticky, but the consistency reminded me of the old Icy/Hot muscle rub. Not what you want to get mixed up in the dark, ya know?
Well, I took a bit more and began to work it in to my shaft while I was watching my personal porno. I noticed that as I got going, I was getting a slight numbing and it took a while longer than normal….well, a lot longer. I had to switch hands about five times. After my wife had her second and third, I still felt nowhere near close to mine.
I was close to giving up on this stuff when I began to feel the familiar draw of my testicles pulling up and with some extra vigorous fisting, I had my orgasm.
I went to hop in the shower before bed and noticed that after about 10 minutes, my cock was red and swollen, but not in the good way. It looked quite irritated, but was not tender or painful. I wonder if the cream has an additive that is to make you last longer. This lube is condom recommended, so I cannot say if they wanted to add something extra to let you go for miles or I might have just had a reaction to the lube it’s self.
Either way, using this lube made masturbation feel more like work than I liked.
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During a recent masturbation night with my wife, I decided to see if Carmen’s luscious lips measured up to some of the other toys I have for masturbation.
First out, I was not overly impressed with the look of this toy, but I hoped the feel would make up for its aesthetics. This is a pretty strait forward toy (you decided if I intended the pun or not) and unlike most masturbation sleeves I have, this one is closed on the back end, making for a slightly different set of rules for clean up. You never want to leave dried semen in a toy, it can damage the material and it’s pretty dang gross to boot.
This toy is made of very soft futureotic material and being not 100% sure, I used some tootimid water based lube just to be safe. I added a generous amount of lube to her mouth and my cock and with my wife’s eager encouragement began to push the head past her lips. There was less resistance than some of the other toys I have tried, and she fit great in the girth department, but I found the ridges a bit annoying. It was long enough to accommodate me but some guys over 7inches might have a problem.
With some hot verbal encouragement and watching her work her clit and pussy with the wild thing vibe, it was highly erotic. I squeezed down a little and really felt those ridges. It was a highly unique feeling and I don’t know if it was better or worse, but just different.
My wife wanted to see the fireworks so I didn’t finish in the sleeve, however I did give it a thorough cleaning afterwards. I used warm soap and water and to really get deep in side (this toy is quite stretchy) I very gently turned it inside out and washed it making sure to get all the ridges both inside and out. They provide some non-scented talc to keep the toy from getting sticky or tacky. Gently turn it right side out again and use more of the talc to keep it good as new.
My over all on this toy is positive, but tend to prefer more realistic colors as opposed to this toys looking like something Captian Kirk would have nailed on Star Trek.
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My wife and I just got a new bed set up in our home yesterday. We went from an old, broken down, King size to a nice new pillow-top queen. The frame is a large four post solid oak head and foot board and the pillow top seems to be uber thick. I am working this weekend so we have not broken in the bed yet, but I wanted to ask if anyone had a funny story or words of advice to give before we embark on sex in a new and largely different environment. We lost 16 inches of width alone. This bed stands about 2 inches taller so I think me standing and her laying on her back, or bent over will still work fine, but we will have to see. The posts are gonna be great for bondage and I am thinking of some what that the Nylon tethers won't rub and damage the wood. Any ideas?
I know that's a lot, but I am really excited about this new furniture and getting down to business in this nice new bed.
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In the lake, in my in-laws pool, at a local dam, at the lake on a rock out-croping, down by the river (but not in a van all you foleyites) random places in the Natural State (Arkansas Motto, not meaning to be naked.)...I am sure there are others and they will come to me, plus I might have a new one or two to add in a couple of weeks...but more on that later.
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I am so excited about the liberator shapes!!! Can't wait to get some and give them a thorough testing!!
The Esse is up now too, that looks to be the most fun of all! Can we get them in "Black Label" too?
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I couldn't find my way in and once she showed me the way, I thought, "huh, well this IS different." and went about it as I was indoctrinated to do by all the older brothers and friends I had that imparted their "wisdom". Now I look back and think I hope it wasn't as bad for her as I think I was........
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Ok, to do a double take, Walgreens now only carries them in the online store, unless someone else here can tell me otherwise. I cannot find them in stores in Arkansas.
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Well, even though I didn't win this baby, i am gonna order one in a week or two, this is just too interesting to pass up on!
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Ok, I have not checked this thread in a bit and I gotta chime in here. The part by Charmain about living in the south where it's not easy being interracial...honey, you live in Maine, when was the last time you were in the south? I have bi-racial (black and white) neices and a mixed (B&W) foster son. My blood son attends a school where almost 30% of the students are mixed black and white. He has a cousin, by my brother that is Japnaese-Irish/Scottish and down here in good old Arkansas, we have more tolerance than you seem to give us credit for.
Now, Kayla, the sport of interracial sex is not dead in the south. We still have girls and boys that attempt to get the shock of sexual relations with a member of another race, be it white, black, mexican, or any other ethnicity. It doesn't work, not much anyway, there are still places around that harbor resentment for these people, but it's mostly the older generation.
Now, I will say this once again, I have tought my son, my foster sons and daughters, and every other child, friend, or co-worker I know, that color doesn't matter and it doesn't matter to the kids. Charmain, I once thought like you, then I wisened up and saw that that attitude is one that is just as negative as the ones of persons saying that we should not have bi-racial kids. I say, if it's love, there should be nothing to stop you from being married and raising a family of your own. As for it is not possible for animals of differing species.....
Ever hear of the Lyger? They are bred for their skills in magic.
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I was cleaning it the other day after using it again and caught myself humming the mario bros. theme!
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It's soft, purple and always willing to service your needs!
This toy for the fella's is a bit heftier than I expected. It's shaped like a mouth, but the overall shape kinda makes me think of the old things that came up out of the pipes on Mario Bros. and tried to eat your character. Pushing those thoughts out of my head, I looked and realized, this is kinda short. It's only about 5 inches long, but there is alot of jelly used in making this toy comfortable and strechy. The other great feature of this toy is the bullet it comes with. While it's pretty much a standard bullet (and if you don't have one, you should have one; they could be the most versitile toys available) but below the hole for your shaft, there is a small hole on the back side that comes about 1/3 of the length of the toy. You can lube up your bullet and slip it in to make the entire toy vibrate, and believe me, it feels great!
After a brief absence from my home for work, I was greeted by my wife with a masturbation night. While she was using one of her favorite vibes to tease her way to orgasm, she wanted to watch me stroke with this toy. I used some of my favorite silicone lube (which is totally safe since this toy is jelly and not silicone, remember, never use silicone lube with silicone based toys) and I added a bit to my hard on an slid in to the waiting mouth. I noticed that the lube didn't go quite as far as I wanted and needed to reapply. The channel you use is rifled like the barrel of a gun and that quickly draws some of the lubrication away, so you might need to use a bit more than you would think. After the addition of more lube, I slid the tongue all the way down and felt the tongue of the toy on my balls and I worked the shaft around some and it added to the overall. However, I am not the longest fella in the world, but I came out of the end of this toy pretty regularly. Most guys over 6 inches will have the head poking out on each down stroke. This does not make for the most enjoyable experience. The top is soft, but not quite soft enough to take the edge off hitting the back of the crown on my head. I wound up not taking it up and down the entire shaft to avoid this. Now, overall, this is a good, (semi) solid product that I will use again, I just have to remember to not go to the base and back. The tightness and bullet made for a great feeling and a powerful orgasm that came just seconds after my wife did. We had a great night and the fun did not stop there!
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I am curious if someone would tell a person they are too skinny or would it be just a perk? Just as some people worry about the obese, there are many people of all ages, genders and races that suffer from eating disorders. Do people who find skinny women (size 6 and under) more desireable than "normal" or plus size ladies ever think, she has just gone too far? I think that daily when I see college age women all over this campus who look like they are gonna blow away in a stiff breeze. Do I think that all women need to be a size 12? no, there are some that are framed to be slender. But I feel that we are putting undue pressure on our women to be an unrealistic concept. It's not just Hollywood either, porn stars do it too.
So for all you folks who like the skinny mini's, how far is too far?
Kate Bosworth
Lindsay Lohan
Calista Flockhart
I say any way you slice it, all of them could use a cheese burger or boca burger for you veggitarians out there. Just feed them, there is no way someone should be under 100 lbs if they are an adult. We see people in that state of starvation on the news from africa and say "how horrible" but line up in droves to see Superman Returns or make sure to catch re-runs of ally mcbeil or what ever.....don't we?
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those Bible references were for the Jews to marry inside the convenant. There were told to not marry Gentiles. So in a way, they were seeing the passage correctly, but it applied more religously than geneticly IMO.
Are there any skin colors or tones that make you go ga-ga? I love fair women with light complextions, light hair, but I also find a lady with caramel colored skin super hot. Eva mendez or Jessica Alba are both nice.
Is that better Professor?
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It's Gooooooollllllddd! Diamonds, move over, this could be everyones new best friend!
I got this a while back and this review sorta fell into the cracks! I must say I am so happy that I got back to it and this vibe! My wife and I just got it out again this past weekend and used it for the millionth time. At least that is what it feels like, we use this fella alot! She says she doesn't look good in gold, but I have never seen her look better than with this toy sending her to peaks of pleasure on a regular basis!
I opened this toy up and slid out the battery holder and easily put in the two AA's (not included) and sealed this toy up and gave it a test drive. For using 2 AA's this guy packs some punch. She saw the gold and new it was gonna be worth it's weight!
She told me to take a seat while she took this precious accesory for a spin! She spun the control dial up to a low speed and gasped at the level of power. She ran it up and down her lips and over her clit, inserting it after her first O. She then ask me to lube it up and hand it back to her while she began going down on me. I handed it back and felt the coolness of the lube as she began to tease my backdoor with me in her mouth. After just a couple of intense minutes, she pulled my cock out to ask how I was liking it and I came very hard and very quickly. She laughed and remarked there was no need to ask if I was enjoying it as she was intending to do.
This toy is versitle and safe with all lubes. It's very practical and simple to use. This is a keeper and I can tell you, now that we have a had it for a few weeks, it has seen some action and will continue to do so!
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Don't let the "vacation" in the title fool you, this toy has what it takes for 365 days of hot hot fun! This toy has something for almost every kinda romp you can want!
I took this out of my box and thougth, pink? I am sure the missus will like it and she really did! We both loved the soft and sensual feel of the silicone on these toys. Everthing from the cock rings, to the long vibe is made of 100% super soft and luxurious feeling silicone. We have some silicone vibes, but these felt like velvet all over.
This kit comes with alot for couples play and provides a wide variety of options. The long vibe is really nice and uses 2 C batteries (not included) and that gives the toy some weight, but no so much that either of us got tired of holding it. We used that first on a masturbation night and she loved feeling it inside and out. The smooth velvety material seemed to hold her vaginal lips and pull them on every stroke adding to her arousal. I put a silicone cock ring on my semi-hard erection and sitting back and watching her come to the big O I was more than ready for our fun! I thought the ring was a bit too small for me, but putting it on a bottle of hair spray or something to strech it slightly (and I mean that, don't over do it or it won't be as effective) made it much more comfortable the next time. For the first time, I felt it a bit too tight to be comfy, but it did help me hold out for longer than normal.
The second time we pulled out this kit I took the bullet and we passed it back and forth, her running over my balls and perenium, and I took my time running over her labia and clit. The handle is small and ergonomic and very light. It has four speeds and for a small toy, this micro bullet packs quite a punch. After passing it back and forth, it was not long til she had a big big O.
When cleaning before having some company, she slipped in the orgasm balls and did some vacuuming. She put on some too timid waterbased lube and got up to do some work. Having these in definately got her going, but not enough to bring her an O like many women report. She said they were a bit on the large side and didn't plan to try them anally so we have left that feature untested for now. Her lack of O should not be cause of concern, we have tried other sets of these and while she does do her Kegels, no pair we have tried have gotten her off, yet.
All in all, this set is wonderful and if you want a great starter kit to get something for both persons in a couple, it has items for him and her or however you swing. It's not just for bed either, this kit as something to promote sexual health too! All in all I cannot give this a good enough review and I encourage anyone looking for a couples kit to pick this one up!
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I don't drink. I know a guy who does. We worked an event for our staion friday and he does not remember how he got home. He was totally trashed and drove home. I was curious if anyone ever got plastered and woke up with something they didn't remember taking home, another person, an STD or something else?
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I am betting it will WW. More than likely it just works off the electrical impulses from the Ipod that the earbuds form in to audio signals. Every mp3 player works with headphones, it is a safe assumption to say this will work with every MP3 player as well, because of making noise, this just makes vibrations.....it can't tell what brand you use.
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using a silicone lube with a silicone toy will corrode the toy and is a big no-no! Most silicone toys are very smooth and do not have the sticky feel that some jelly toys can have. I don't know of a sure fire way to tell which are and which are not, but maybe someone else will be able to.
Elbow Grease
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I have to check my canister, but i will look at this and get back to you.