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  1. Why can't more men be like Mike_d?? Seriously, its hard to find a man like that, especially in Miami. This city is as superfical as L.A (no offence for any L.A people). All men here like are supermodel looking women (size 4 or less) and it sucks for us bigger, more curvier, women (like me).

  2. If he doesn't like hair, consider trimming yours, at the least, and shaving if that will make you fell more sexy. If its the smell, or taste, smak him and ask him what the hell he thinks he tastes and smells like? Then climb into the tub or shower with him, and after you have washed his back and head, and shoulders, and worked your way down, ask him to reciprocate, and when he gets to your pussy, , push him down on his knees, and then lift a leg over one of his shoulders to steady yourself, and control him, and just move your pussy towards his moouth. Tell, okay, Lover boy!, I am clean, I smell great, and my pussy is aching for some tongue action. GIVE!

    Hahaha Howard you crack me up. But its true, I had a guy go down on me and he later said about a smell. The he told me something like: "thankfully we are just friends with benefit and it wouldn't have been as weird with we were a couple" or something like that, can't remember.

  3. Soap Opera?? how is the question I asked a soap opera?? that post was so hard to write because I wasn't sure if it was right of me to be talking to my mom about sex I was afraid of getting laughed at..not only do you assume my mother is an Illegal Immigrant that speaks little or no spanish but you call her situation a soap Opera!! Well excuse me for thinking I could come here and ask for advice...

    That is rude and hurtful and now i'm afraid to ask the other questions I had about sex because if just asking for simple advice on how to talk to my mom about sex get's her situation called a soap opera lord knows what other hurtful things you will say to me if I ask the other questions I had...

    NEVER AGAIN AM I POSTING HERE!!!

    Don't go,I don't think your situation is soap opera. Maybe you should search online for other places that has advice or if you want, PM me and I look for the answers.

    Liesl

  4. There are at least two universal truths in this world:

    1. No child can ever imagine his or her parents making love; ( include granparents in that.)

    2. No parent can imagine their child making love.

    Most grandparents are a lot more spry than you think, and now that we have viagra, and other pills to help with Erectile dysfunction disorders, elderly people are having the time of their lives. Hugh Hefner, who is now about 81, freely admitted that life for him began anew when Viagra came out.

    I hope you can use this forum to practice talking about sex, so that you can approach someone you know and trust well to have this kind of talk in person. You can always print out a post, or Sex. Ed. article from this site, and show that to someone else to read as a " favor to you " , so that you can ask them questions about it. Cousins, and Aunts are a good beginning, if you are as close emotionally as you are in distance.

    Best wishes.

    Howard

    My grandparents hardly leave the house and its to go to the doctor cause my grandpa has heart problems. They are without a doubt very conservative. I share a bathroom with them and I have had to sometimes go in the middle of the night to use it and they are sleeping on opposite ends. My grandfather usually sleeps on a recliner cause it is better for him to breathe.

    Sometimes I stay up almost all night and I only hear very loud snoring from my grandmother.

    Liesl

  5. I will never be in this kind of situation since my mom died three months before my 4th birthday. My dad never wants to remarry and I live with my almost 80 year grandparents. I do have aunts that live about 10 from me, but it is too embarrasing to ask and I really keep my feelings to myself. I am thankful for learning what I know from school and the internet.

    I know I will never ask my grandparents cause they probably haven't been intimate at all since probably when my mom was a baby (47 years ago;its a guess on my part cause I ain't sure).

    Liesl

  6. Didn't want to get caught up in the middle of a debate, I guess I will just wait a little bit and see what happens...New to asking these questions and for the record, I am quite healthy, just ran the Miami race and finished 2nd in my class, do 6 miles a day walking, 3 running, and limited alchohol, no drugs, lots of volunteer work....so, I am not sure if any of that affects "that smell", but it's never been a problem with the 2 exes. Before you ask...yes, I shower after each event.

    You live in Miami??

    Liesl

  7. Ok, so not to be an ass Liesl, but if you are bi, why does it say str8 on your myspace site? Just wondering... Like I said, I'm really not trying to be a jerk - I am just curious, so please don't take that wrong! ;)

    No-one in my family knows and I have cousins and my sister on my friends list. But in other sites I say I'm bi since no one I personally know goes to those sites.

    Liesl

  8. Yes, I definitely have seen that episode of Real Sex (and all the others, several times...)! I think that the realistic male doll would be amazing, but kind of creepy to have. I know I would just pee my pants if I forgot to put it away one night and walked into my living room at 3 am to get some water and saw a naked man sitting on my couch!! I'd probably have a heart-attack!

    LMAO! I can so picture that!

    Liesl

  9. So, what toys did you get??? We're all dying to know!!!

    I have to agree with you on the packaging/padding that is done with this company when shipping stuff. I was completely impressed with how well things were protected!!! Not to mention my daughter LOVED the "poppies" aka bubblewrap. So, Mommy got toys, and so did kiddo! Bonus!! :lol:

    I love popping the bubblewrap, it relieves stress :lol: !

    Liesl

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