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I never found any toys. With 9 kids, I don't think they even thought about toys. But when I was in high school I slept in the bedroom next to my parents and could hear the headboard banging away...it seemed to me to be like every night. I was more embarrassed than shocked.
I heard the headboard several times when my bedroom was below theirs....it was even worse on nights when i was trying to be sneaky and talk to my bf in the middle of the night and i'd hear the thump thump RIGHT above me....(shudder)
and I know where most of my mom's toys are...and i know WAY too much about other family member's pref's....
excuse me now, i must either bleach my eyes or floss my brain....
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Totally tru.
TPBM needs their morning coffee
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omg, that had to hurt...anesthetic or not...OUCH
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I've had some in 30 seconds or so, and some took FOREVER....i think it just depends on the time...
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I think I liked the technique of the second video better than the first one
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MEN. NEVER pass up a chance to make love to your wife! If she's hot and raring to go, take the ride with her! A horney woman who is AFOed, is a happy woman, and happy women are happy to pleasure their men again.
I totally know how you feel on this. my s/o has done things really similar, and he knows about it for a few days afterwards...
howard i know this is kinda thread hijacking, but my s/o almost never does the instagating (sp?) for sex. I usually do. He'll occasionally have a few days where no matter what he's horny, but other than that I usually have to instagate sex. normal? not?
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love the idea of a man in uniform....esp when bf comes home in the morning w/ full uniform...
or, I love an Irish, scottish or welsh accent. not so much English though...
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i know this sounds REALLY painful, but when I went and got myself waxed at a professional salon, it helped amazingly, and it's not that painful when someone ELSE does it. (I have one of the LOWEST pain tolerance levels I know of. I can't stand any pain) I will admit is really painful to do it yourself. I'm a natural brunette so I appear to have stubble even when I don't. kwim? so waxing really really helped w/ that. I have to go back in w/in the next coupla weeks, but I love how much better things look. and it took less time than a good shaving normally takes me.
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My fav toy is just a pocket rocket...so I guess really not "normal/realistic" looking, but I like my other toy that's realistic enough....i guess it just depends on the toy...
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depends on what's going on. I can be really close at a concert or something w/ live music and I'll have to take bf for a side trip, but I really think songs w/ a lot of bass are awesome. the song "Apologize" is AWESOME,
or if you like regge then Marcus Eaton is the best....imo
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Sillyputtyfan, I am a virgin (and I do pay for my own tampons and stuff lol. I go to Costco and buy my stuff in bulk for cheap.). What some of you guys don't realize is that I have nothing to lie about. My mother knows I'm a virgin and she knows I masturbate. There are no secrets between my mom and I. I have no problem with my mom being by my side because she knows I've never slept with anybody. The only thing that made me upset was the fact that I didn't get to say everything without my mom cutting me off. But as long as she did shut up, I was good (which she did).
People, I will be a virgin for a long long LONG time. Sex is the last thing on my mind. I have my whole life ahead of me and sleeping with someone isn't on my to-do list. It won't be until I'm married and that's WAAAY far off.
Brandy
I have read several of your posts. I read the post on the forums. I understand your a virgin. That doesn't mean you don't ever lie, or hide things from your mother. There are things about me my mother will never know. it's just part of our relationship. I'm sure your mother doesn't know everyting about you, or that you don't want her to know every teeny little detail about you. I was trying to be supportive and considerate of your feelings.
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Brandyfan,
I totally understand going through 7 days of heavy periods w/ constant cramps. I have pcos so I always will have horrible cramps until I either get a hysterectomy or stop having periods. It's TOTALLY normal for a teenager (b/n 13-19) to have irregular periods espically w/ heavy bleeding and cramping. your not alone in that issue. Totally sucks I know. plus once you move out you realize how expensive femine products are. UGH
One thing in this post I need to touch on. I started having sex early. I had both my mother and step mother around during the time I was having sex. I lied flat out whenever any of them were around. granted I was only 16 when I started having sex, but by god I was never going to tell.
If it's that big of a deal w/ your mother around I second Mikayla, just make another appointment, don't tell your mother untill afterwards.... or just be the bigger person and tell her that upset you and you want your dr's apt's to be about you, and have a grown up conversation w/ her and ask her to respect your wishes.
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Hope this is an ok section to post under, but I just wanted to know if anybody knew of any free sites where I can watch Anime porn!
pornotube.com only lets you view 10sec clips 
I love how they portray most of their bondage, good long teasing, and little to no pain incorporated is how I like it!
if not, does anybody know of good Anime porn movies to buy? I looked on here, and there was none
much thankssss!!
~MK
mk,
the only place i know of is on www.literotica.com it's video on demand, so you pay per min, but other than that i know hastings, spencers, and suncoast video have some.
jen
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Mike d, Tyger, Thurisas, and Howard,
thank you for your support. I appreciate it.
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Thank you all.
Petroleum distillates DO work wonders to disolve adhesive. However, if the skin is irritated, it burns REALLY bad! It does have to be washed off immediately. I have used it. We use it a lot at work. For those who don't know, baby oil can also help take adhesive off skin. However, the spot cannot be reused for a while.
The patches are to be changed twice a week, and the same spot isn't supposed to be used for at least a week. I can usually get around three weeks between using the same site.
I'm thinking about asking the doctor for pills. I really like the steady state the patch provides, but the rash, fuzz left on the site, and the lack of sticking is getting irritating.
Thanks again for all your help!
Toy Queen,
when I had the bc patches, the only thing besides time that would get those danged patches off was baby oil or soaking in a HOT (read: lobster red) bath...
just an idea
jen
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wow...that looks kinda painful...I don't think I'd have the guts to get a piercing like that (I'm a girl, but still....)
Kudos for you for doing whats right for you!
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What is the most "porn star" oral you've had or given?
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hun,
I know I'm usually a lurker and not a poster, but I had to share my two cents. I've had a few toys (both bought at a local store) that REEKED of rubber. all I could do was put them away, use them sparingly, and use lots of flavored/scented lube when I did get them out. I seriously reccomend either buying a jar of coffee beans or looking at a new toy....if it's really too hard, you could just leave your toy home for a little while.
best of luck
Jen
ps. if this offends you in any way, I do sincerely apologize
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Thanks for your advice. I'll be trying out some dif. products.
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we got the "shared pleasure" lube....I think it's trojan's, but I DIDN'T like it. he went from kinda sensative, to holy cow 2 seconds later and done.....I thought it was dissapointing because it was supposed to do something for me, but it really didn't.....(he likes it though)
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Ok, so I'm going to get my first toy. I need somone's help on what to get. I'm a girl, but I've never really gotten of w/ clit stimulation. either by self or by somone else...so I'm figuring g-sopt toys, but I need waterproof to take to the shower (my only alone time)
What do you have or reccomend?
TIA!
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A box of condoms
Yeast infection gunk
or Bananas!
pornotube.com only lets you view 10sec clips 
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wow...that's WEIRD!!!! I'm used to rattlers being the toughest stuff around here...scary to see one being eaten