[Isn't Sex Hilarious?]

Sex is pretty funny, admit it guy! I think women totally get it, but at times have to hide their amusement because guys are a bit fragile when it comes to a woman bursting out into fits of laughter when the guy is using all his best moves.

Let's look at sex for a moment. It is kind of ridiculous really. I mean we spend nine months trying to get out and the rest of our lives trying to get back in again.

We spend most of our time thinking or even obsessing about boobs, which when you get down to it are more or less lumps of fat with a nipple on. Not the ladies on here, obviously.

I think laughter is a great part of sex. We miss something really cool if we become too serious or poe-faced about it. Make em laugh guys. They'll thank you for it.

What do you think?

[What's Your Favorite Way To Tease A Guy?]

My boyfriend is under the impression he is going to get the chance to tease me to his heart's content when I let him tie me up, which I don't mind. But me, being the wonderful girlfriend I am, have to get him back, of course!

So tell me, what is your favorite way to tease a guy with your mouth when he is just completely submissive? I need some idea for my boyfriend. The only thing I really know will work on him is paying some attention to his balls, which are really sensitive on him (he said it feels so good when I massage them but it hurts)

Hi Filth,

Well, as I'm speaking as a hetro guy, I can't tell you how I would turn a guy on, coz, well, ewwww!

I can help you in another way: I can tell you how my ex, ex girlfriend would tease me. Here's where I have to tell you a little story...

Once upon a time, back in 2003, my girlfriend and I were sitting on the couch next to each other watching one another play. I was enjoying watching her playing with her pussy lips. She was enjoying watching the look in my eyes. She later told me that it was a look of awe and it always turned her on. But that's not the really good part!

I got off the couch and laid down on the floor, on my back. I asked her to stand over me and continue to play. She stood up over my face, so I could look straight up at her playing. I was also playing as I watched. After a minute or two I asked her to get a bit lower. She did. This continued until she was about half a foot above my face. It was the sexiest damn thing that had ever happened to me. I suddenly caught her aroma and came right then.

Just a thought. I think I might have to go away now and have a really hard think about it again...

[Interracial Relationships]

IMO, There is only one race.....MANKIND

Couldn't agree with you more, Kris!

[Interracial Relationships]

My first kiss and first sexual experience was with an Indian (Asian) girl. So, I have no issues with it. I also don't really believe in race, which is a long story. For me it's just different cultures. We all have the same DNA. We're all human. There are some cultural groups I'm more attracted to and some I'm not at all. But that isn't racist, it's just preference. I'd still be comfortable being best friends with anyone, depending on whether they are nice or not.

[Hello From Blighty!]

Hello everyone,

A friend told me about this site and seeing as she is still tripping because I was a virgin until 5 years ago (age 35), I thought I should come and see if I can teach you all a thing or two...