[Antibacterial Toy Wipes]

Very Cute Package! Love the art work!

Perfect wipes! Barely any scent which is very good for those like me that are sensitive to smells. Really soft but strong wipes that do an excellent job cleanning all the ridges that some toys have. Leaves toys lint free which is also a bonus when dealing with silicone toys. Would make great add on gift to any toys you might give as gifts.

Clean up time

[The Heart Throb Erection Ring!]

The Love Cock Ring Review

Today we go to the post office to pick up some packages and what a suprise! Our 1st box of items to review!! Ok so now I am nervous. We open to box to find that one of the items is a cock ring. The Love Cock Ring (my package was labeled differently than what is on the site) AKA the Heart Throb Erection Ring. Anton got an erection just thinking about the possibilities.

http://shop.tootimid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=5282

Hmmm... this looks promising. We love vibrating cock rings. When we get home I opened the package to examine it. Since its a jelly ring it was a bit sticky to the touch but not bad. It did have a smell to it but I am very sensitive to smells so maybe you wont notice the smell. I washed it up but I thought we would not to play with it yet since hubby had to go to work soon. But he had other plans. He wanted to see if it would fit. so he got it into place and I dug out some AA batteries from our secret stash and put them in the controller. The bullet is attached to a cord and battery remote controll. I turned the dial all the way up and watched as his erection jumped. Wow this little thing has some mighty POWER! I decide to give him a handjob as a treat since he had to leave soon and we really didn't have time for a full 'session' ..... BUT he had other ideas! He says his looks like a toy with many uses and he slips the bullet out of the cockring and puts it in my panties! OH MY I was right. This thing really does buzz! And its not very loud either.

Well one minute later clothes were flying everywhere and after slipping the bullet back into the heart we were ready to go! I climbed on top and had at least 3 "O's" in less then 5 min! He then flipped me over to go at it from behind then decided to flip me again so we were face to face. After another 5 min and 2 more O's for me.... he had his. We both felt the vibes for about 10 min after it was all over with and he walked a little funny when he first got up so I'm guessing his O was pretty intense.

The only downside to this vibe is that the bullet slips out of the holder on us but it could be because I am one of the lucky girls that 'ummm squirts' and so things get really wet and slippery.

On a side note- the ring has some raised hearts on it but I didnt get anything extra out of them. They do look cute tho.

Overall we like this vibe cockring very much. The controller can take you from a slight humm to an OMG buzz and everywhere in between. I prefer strong vibes and this one is almost (not quiet but almost) too much when set all the way up. So all in all it is very worth the price and we recommend it to everyone!

[Who Knew Excerise Could Be So Fun]

KISSING: Kissing can burn around 120-325 calories an hour, or around 2-5 calories a minute. Engaging in long make-out sessions with your partner is not only good for your relationship; it is also good for your waistline. A 10 minute make-out session with your partner each morning and each evening could burn up to 100 calories a day. Thats 36,500 calories a year, or just over 10 pounds worth of weight loss. When was the last time you made out with your partner.

UNDRESSING: According to an Italian professor, even undressing can burn off calories. Unclasping a bra with two hands burns 8 calories, while unclasping it with only one hand burns up 18 calories. Unclasping it with your mouth can burn 87 calories.

ORAL SEX: 15 minutes of oral sex can burn off the calories consumed in a long sip of wine. There are calories present in semen, though, so if you swallow, there are around 7 calories in a teaspoon of semen. Since the average volume of ejaculation is 1-2 teaspoons, you can expect an average of 7-14 calories per ejaculation. That will easily be burned off during the course of your lovemaking, though.

MASTURBATION: You dont have to have a partner to enjoy the calorie-burning effects of sex. Masturbation can burn up the calories, as well. You can lose between 100-150 calories for each act of masturbation, according to the Young People;s Reproductive and Sexual Health & Rights Organization. You can raise that amount to around 300 calories, though, through a 5 minute vigorous masturbation session, according to Japanese scientist Dr. Shukan Tokuho.

INTERCOURSE: The average lovemaking session burns between 50 and 100 calories. Having sex 3 times a week burns 7500 calories per year. Thats the equivalent of jogging 75 miles. The more intense the sex, the more calories are burned: up to 15,000 calories annually (at a frequency of 3 times weekly). 15,000 calories wquals over 4 pounds of weight loss per year!

ORGASM: Experts estimate that an orgasm can burn between 60-100 calories.

Um..I'm headed out to..exercise. See you ladies later. Good luck!

[Hello Everyone]

Does Anton need to have his own user name and profile for the board?

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A little background on us....

My mom would be shocked if she knew I was even looking at toys much less had some.. LOL... I was raised in a very protective house with a mom that seems prudish and a dad that likes porn. (odd combo huh) But they are still 2gether after 36yrs of marriage.

Anton & I used to date in high school off and on for 2 years. We never 'did it' back then but came close a few times. We never split on bad terms. Just friends would get in the way or interfer.

Well after he graduated he got married. She turned out to be a total beeotch. But he was with her for 16 yrs. All the while wondering about me.

I graduated a year later. And to make a long story short. 2 abusive, controlling men that treat women like blow up dolls and 17 yrs later we are back together and very, very happy! Turns out Anton has tried to find me a few times in the past years and was just never sucessful until he found me on classmates.com.

I know... sounds a little crazy... But that is the short version of our lifes. I am 34 and Anton is 36.

He treats me like I am a princess and I thank the stars everyday that he found me!

[Hello Everyone]

Just wanted to write a quick note and say 'hello' to everyone.

We are new here. I am Marie and my hubby's name is Anton. We have been buying products for a few months and now are new members of the review team.

I hope we are able to help others figure out if a toy is right for them. We are new to the whole 'toy scene' too. So we will be learning together.

I've been reading on the site for about a month or so and this seems like a very friendly and helpful group. Nice to see that people can ask questions and discuss things without having to feel stupid or embarrased or even feel like a freak. I have a friend that likes to say that her 'freak flag' flies pretty high..... LOL..... I've told her about this site and she has been reading too.