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  3. Lap Band Surgery

    in Everything Else

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    People will always stereotype others, no matter what. Close your eyes to those that don't count and forget it. Your surgeon will stereotype to according to his personal, limited experience with his population base. But it's a big no-no. Shame on him. I remember reading postings a while ago you do a lot of waking and other stuff and that's great. But SS something really concerns me that I'd like you to ask your surgeon or look into. If you don't eat much and you are active will the surgery in fact help you. Have you been tested for many/all other conditions aside form thyroid that could indeed be causing your weight problem?

    I don't mean to discourage you in any way, as a matter of fact I think it would be a wonderful proactive solution, please just cover all your basis before you do it. There are risk to even the simplest of surgeries and this is not a simple procedure.

    How did you get to be so smart, LL? You seem to always be able to see all sides.

    I wish you the best, SS. I am sure you will do all the research before you do anything. Keep us informed. We worry and care about you.

  4. Will It Make You Hot If.........

    in Everything Else

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    Yes but that dinner would either burn or never get cooked... Oh and I like your new avatar...

    Would it make you hot if I made love to you without removing your panties?

    MOHD, I had a guy do that two years ago, and I am still not over the goosebumps! It was delicious! :)

    Now.....back to our game...........

  6. Will It Make You Hot If.........

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    Hmmm, how about you try it so we can see. ;)

    Would it make you hot if I leaned in, and in my best Arkansas drawl, said: "Come on baby, and make me scream your name."

    Oh, yeaaaaaaah, you betcha!

    Keeping in the accent theme:

    Would it make you hot if I said my best Fargo accent:

    " A girl could get into trouble keeping company with a fella like you"

  7. Va-ja-ja

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    The best defense is a good offense. Try this:

    "My God woman! Haven't you heard of the Seattle Va-Ja-Jas pro-am girls hockey team? The championship game was awesome! They sucked at first and by the second period they were really taking a pounding. Just when it looked like they were going to take it in the ass they came from behind and finished on top. It was awesome! If you watched more ESPN you'd be up on these things and I wouldn't have to 'splane everthing to you."

    Love it!! :P:D:P

  14. Post Orgasm Symptoms

    in All About Orgasms

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    Thank you leslieanne. I knew someone would come through with an answer,

    I was never overly concerned because I had reacted that way from the first.

    I also have whole body 'shudders' for a minute or two after orgasm.

    Then I feel like a puddle. total relaxation.

    I didn't know it wasn't normal until I was much older.

    I always felt it was a reaction to being over stimulated during orgasm.

  16. Women's Panties

    in Everything Else

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    In total agreement, Sunny,

    I LOVE the look of lace boy cuts, and the guys I have been with seem to like the look, too.

    More then one man has told me I have a great ass, (usually rasped out as he was behind me)

    and this is AFTER I turned 45!! ;)

  20. Post Orgasm Symptoms

    in All About Orgasms

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    I have had dizziness, even slight nausea after a rough session. But it passes quickly!!

    I am more concerned as to how to protect my hardwoods from all the water damage!!! LOL

    That has to be submitted in the home improvement thread, Sunny!

    We are talking strange physical reactions to orgasm, not flood control!! :D:D:D

    Suggestion: Marine varnish and waterproof tarps~a very romantic combo~its the new candles and music!! hee~hee

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  23. Spousal Translator Device Sought

    in Marriage and Committed Relationships

    Posted

    The trouble is even more basic than that.

    For example, I'll come home from work, my wife will be on her way out, I'll ask "Did the kids get supper yet?"

    She'll answer, "Yes."

    If I had an SpXL-1000 Deluxe, it would tell me, "one kid ate supper; the other two had a snack 3 hours ago and will be hounding you for some gristle as soon as wife's car is outta sight down the road." But 'cuz I don't have this device, I gotta ask 5 more questions to get the info.

    We must have gone back and forth for 5 or 10 minutes this morning about something we were doing later in the day. "Why do I have to do something this way if the situation is that?" One minute the answer was one thing and the next something that seemed completely contradictory. That is when I thought of the Translator. And it would be a two-way street so that she understood what I meant and vice versa. It would save a lot of time and make me feel years younger.

    Wow, it sounds like life with my Ex husband! I would get these long, convaluted answers to a yes or no question.

    When I would say 'hey, this isn't a essay question, just tell me yes or no' he would do it all over again. The answer to my question was never in what he was saying to me. AAAHHHHhhh.......

    Did the kids eat?

    one did, two didn't.

    How hard is that??

    I know where you are coming from, square. I know the frustration you are feeling.

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