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I am into wearing women's clothes. I am slowly letting my friends know about it tho. I just told my best friend and she got so turned on. She said she loves guys who cross dress, it's her turn-on. I own a few things but I'm adding more. Costumes are definitely in the near future(french maid, naughty nurse, ect).

Here is what I can think of to tell you. Take vitamins that the skin and hair need and go to a gynecologist. Lastly I would suggest finding a surgeon who specializes in the rectum and consider surgery.

Thank you both. So I guess it's chef's suprise each time? LOL oh well. The sex is great so I shouldn't be complaining. She does make sure that she is not near her period when ever she has sex with me.

Ok so here's my problem. My best friend and I are friends with benefits and we love it, the other night we were wathcing a movie then after the movie started foreplay. As we were going about it I went down on her and gave her oral like I've done before, this time I think was different. I've gone done on her once before and I don't remember her juices being quit so bitter. So how do I make sure that her juices taste good without saying anything to her? Also when ever we've decided to have sex it's not planned she just says I want to have sex with you tonight.

Hey Sailor Girl. Wow that is amazing. No worries, A very close friend of mine is blind and he is cool. If you need someone to talk to I'm here. Yes you can even vent to me if you need to. Hope everything is well. Kornholio

Oo that would have made the front page. "Man makes mistake drinking from cow."

What to go back and talk to them? I don't think it will be time well spent but I bet it would be funny to watch, especaily when they drank the warm milk. LOL

LOL yeah true. I would love to go back in time and talk to the guy(s) who discovered milk and eggs. LOL

Thanks I got those in an e-mail. I like the fourth one from the top and sixth one from the bottom. LOL

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