Car sex, sure who hasn't aleast tried or been there done that but what about Truck Sex? Yes, your probably thinking its a slam dunk but let me tell you it isn't. Problems in order of occurance, #1. try and hide a 3/4 ton 4x4 diesel truck with the A/C running in a busy parking lot. it draws attention. yes, tinted glass and the biggest back seat of any pickup made.....(2009- Dodge Mega Cab) the back seats recline or fold flat to resemble a miniature football field. 2. I found a spot under some tree cover in a Lowe's parking lot and backed into the parking slot at 8:30 pm while the store was still open. bad choice as the front and side of the truck faced the main entrance. so we got every ones headlights shinning in on us as they arrived to shop. (distracting it was). #3. Here is the worse part. she was ready, I was ready, had plenty of lube to do the deed, but! and here it comes. Not enough Headroom to do her Doggiestyle ! Dam it, Dam it. Dam it again. After the fact- we did spoon and everyone got their rocks off..... but not what we had planned. I tried to entice her more on the way home and yes its illegal to drive naked but I had hoped to get a little "road head". Didn't happen. got home and ran into house to the next two hours of non-stop sexual gymnastics.....I help her stretch her thigh muscles flat opposite each other and then plunge to the bottom of the "well". Feels good to me... I am always searching for that new position we have not tried yet. Going to Sandal's in St. Lucie first week of Sept. private pool, butler service and more. Do I leave my restraints home or take them with me?
