Okay, I obviously have too much time on my hands...literally! I have been on vacation with no where to go. Today, I washed a large size cucumber, placed it in the micro for about 40 seconds, lubed it up and fucked my ass with it...it felt so good, I have never had anal sex, am seemingly obsessed with it and don't think my current beau would like it. I actually started with a long carrot and finsihed with the cucumber. I am still not satisfied. I could have used some serious ass grabbing and spanking, some vaginal and clitoral stimulation simultaneously, is there anyone who thinks I am crazy? signed..Is there any toy that does all of the above? Perhaps a couple? I cannot stop thinking of sex and do not know what to do or how to satisfy my multiple orgasmic self enough. Any advice??? Insatiable