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I didn't write it - it was a forward that a friend of mine sent via email!
generally, I hate forwards, but I thought this was one cute.
-Meg
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At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!
Go on now - go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multi speed!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey
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Huh. Initially, I was SUPER curious about this product - it's really unlike any other vibrator or massager that we currently sell. My first thought was "what ON EARTH could you do with this...?!?" You've proved me wrong, and now... I kinda want one!
Good Job.
-Meg
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Cleaning IS necessary - no matter HOW you choose to do it!
Baby wipes aren't anti-bacterial though - which I would consider a big bonus when cleaning sex toys. Plus, they leave a filmy, stickiness whenever I've used them just to wipe my hands.
(errrr, ahhh, speaking of "anti-bacterial" cleaning, I don't think I need to mention NOT to use Clorox wipes or the like, right?
Ouch.)I love, love, love, love the TopCat wipes and keep them in my bag. I'm also a huge fan of GermX and frequent hand-washing, so it's no big surprise that I like these.
-Meg
Oh, and, if sex toys weren't necessary - I'd be out of a job!
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Excellent, excellent review Tyger!
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I know the PERFECT product for you!
It's super POWERFUL, waterproof, discreet bullet!
(The best part? It's pretty inexpensive.) We just put it in the store a few days ago!!! Good Luck.
-Meg
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Welcome to TooTimid!
Unfortunately, the DVD's for the DVD of the Month Club are shipped separately from regular orders (and the information is stored in different databases) so, we can't include any additional items with the shipment.
Sorry about that! ps. Make sure you include any free goodies that are being offered when placing any other orders - I LOVE getting free stuff when I order from companies - it makes me feel like I'm getting "more for my money!"
-Meg
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This item is, in fact, free. There is no "catch." Simply add the item to your cart, check out and select which shipping method you want (the most inexpensive being $6.95.) We LIKE doing this for our customers. Sometimes people order the free item as their "first" toy - and it opens up a whole new world for them. We try to offer a different freebie as often as we can - so stock up!
If you have any questions, or want to speak to someone, feel free to call the office! -Meg
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Mmmhum.
"What are you taking a picture of?"
"...my flip flop collection..."
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Wow. Compared to everyone else, my bedroom is plain, plain, plain. The weirdest thing? Um, the 36 pairs of flip flops in order by color (lights to darks, of course.) Maybe that's not silly... maybe it's just slightly OCD.
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It's hard to imagine porn on VHS now. How did people fast forward through all the boring scenes without killing the mood?
Hehe. Meg
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Hummm... Just curious;
Was it The Magic Bunny?
or The Super Bunny?
Maybe one of them is similar? We sell both!
Good luck!
Meg
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aaaaaaaaaaaaccccctually. Butter Pecan.
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I think this was and still is a -great- topic.
Never fear some people will always find something to squabble about - right down to which flavor of ice cream is best. It's one of best and worst things about having such a diverse (and strongly opinioned) group of people!
I love that people share their stories and opinions openly, even if I don't personally agree.
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It's late, but it's not THAT late. I can't believe what my eyes are reading here!
My mother always told me to share. I can share popcorn at the movies, or a chocolate chip cookie recipe, but never my sex toys. Even sharing MAKE-UP is something I've always been warned not to do - and we're just talking about products that go on my face!
Ew. Just the thought makes me want to go wash my hands AND my body - many, many times. Honestly, I wouldn't "borrow" or "use" ANY toy that my friend has used; even my best friend that I've known since I was 5, and you know - I don't think she would offer. Would you borrow said friends underwear - even if he or she says they've "been washed?" I don't think so.
Having said that, unless you're talking about a silicone, sil-a-gel or glass toy - even ten pounds of anti-bacterial soap AND a bucket of bleach* won't kill ALL the germs lurking on your BFF's dildo. Jelly and CyberSkin products have itty, bitty holes allllll over, which makes a perfect little spot for home-seeking germs; to me, this means sharing is a no-go.
If you MUST use your friends personal items - wash, wash, wash and use a condom!
Some sex toys are as cheap as ten bucks (or under!) buy your own, half of the fun of picking a toy is the trial and error!
ps. *never, ever use bleach on a toy unless it's 100% medical grade silicone (i.e. Tantus products which state that you can use a 10% bleach solution) - even then use a HIGHLY diluted solution of bleach and warm water! Personally, I'd skip the bleach all together . I'm a big fan of just plain ole' soap and H2O.
-Meg
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If all else fails... you could eat the candy. Mmm... Candy!
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I think when you originally got this item in the mail, it had already been activated (that's why is was already "hard.") Once you boil it, you can "snap" the little metal part and get the heat!!!
When we first got this in, Emily and I poked at it and played with it for a while, trying to figure it out (errr, I mean, we were at work, working very, very hard.) hahaha. I think this product is AWESOME.
The best part is that it can be used for almost anything - I think I'm going to get one for my headaches!-Meg
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Um, Brandi French Meadow
Fantastic.
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Maybe try another "wand type" vibe? Like: The Flex-A-Pleasure!
We DO sell the Wiggle Wand for $9.99, if you're looking to replace it!
Meg
I love my wiggle wand but as expected its worn out and lost its life 'sniff' its my old reliable and practically the only way i have a good orgasm. I also have a rampant rabbit vibe and a couple of others but the wand is my absolute favorite. My question is if someone has it and loved it as much as i do, did you ever find anything better, like the new and improved wiggle wand (they dont make them but i wish they did) or just a toy you think beats itThanks
Iso
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Happy Birthday to youuuuu!
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Humm... I guess I shouldn't answer this, I wouldn't want my boss to find out!
Seriously though, for some it's a fantastic fantasy! I think sex in the work place is extremely risky (which, yes, I see that as a selling point) but, if you get caught - you could get fired (unless you own the place!) On the plus side - if you get fired you would have plenty of time to get it on while you're unemployed at home.
All in all, my personal opinion is that it should remain a fantasy!
-Meg
The title is pretty self explanatory, but how many of us would have sex at work, either in the office, boardroom surrounded by all glass, office bathroom, factory floor, where ever you work, you know you can find somewhere for a little recreation, but would you? Why or why not? I work in a radio station and I have my own office, so I say heck yes! I would love to bring my wife up here and satisfy her in the production suite, in my office on the desk or just about anywhere else we could, especially now with all the students gone...... -
All this "cherry" talk ... makes me want a cherry slushie!!!
... seriously though, we wondered whether or not the bottle had something on it to keep the lube from spilling out completely - since the bottle looks like it just has an open top!
Thanks for the review!
I LOVE LOVE LOVE lubes, and I love having a variety of quality lubes on hand. And Doc Johnson has created another awesome product with this lube!
Made in the USA, this lube is very simple, with only 4 ingredients to its formula, two of which are silicone based. So I would consider this a silicone lube. Always remember, keep silicone lubes away from silicone toys for a longer toy life.
The bottle reminds me of old tonic/medicine bottles, and the labeling kinda goes with that theme too. The cap is screw on, with a clear safety seal on the bottom, which kind of confused me, cuz I just couldn’t SEE it (I have bad eyesight). I finally peeled it off, unscrewed the cap, took off the safety paper on the bottle, and was happy to see that it had a plastic insert with a small hole in it, for an easier, less messy way to pour it out.
Smelling the lube, I was pleasantly surprised that it really DOES smell like candied cherries and not like cough syrup, like a lot of cherry scented things tend to do. I love most fruit smells, and this one is wonderful!
The first time I used this lube, I was doing some solo play with a large rubbery toy, and I applied it directly onto the toy, up & down its shaft. And, I found out a little goes a long way with this lube. Plus, I could smell the cherry scent well, but not overpowering. Insertion was a breeze, thanks to the lube. And it stayed rather slick for me for quite a while. I was impressed with its staying power!
The next time we used the lube together, and it was on a toy & me. Hubby said that he liked the cherry scent, and that it made everything nice and slick, so we had a winner! We really liked this lube a lot, and will be using this often!
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Let's not forget that there are male prostitutes as well. Is it still considered "exploiting" if a woman or a man chooses this as their desired profession? Who are we to say what's o.k and not o.k for someone else?
In my opinion prostitution is MUCH different than slavery and the two can not be compared. People couldn't choose to be or not to be slaves.
humm... interesting topic.
-Meg
NO FREAKING WAY!!!My hubby has already told me I'm more woman than he can handle - so _why_ would I want to do that???
Also, even if prostitution is legalized, it _still_ exploits women. That's kind of like saying 'Well, ya know, we could legalize slavery agin, too. Thay say, th' South'll rise agin!' - Just because something is 'legal' doesn't make it 'right'!
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I think it's called "sploshing" - but you're right... it's when people apply liquids (mud, whipped cream, juice, oil) to the skin or clothes for arousal. Feces, urine, semen are NOT included in this fetish. I think there is even a magazine devoted to the exploration of this strange fetish!
from what I have seen, splorshing is using something liquid that is thicker than normal like chocolate sauce or similar "toppings" that are used for oral and intercourse as lubes and flavors.mucklarking is a slang term for eating feces. Disgusting.
Ouch.)
Sorry about that! 
Problem With Toys
in General Sex Toy Discussion
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How many do you have? 2? 5? Depending on the number - that could be what is making the use of sex toys uncomfortable for you. Powerful vibrations on half a dozen metal rings in your genitals makes me cringe a little - but for some people that is the attraction. Everyone has a different threshold for pain.
Genital piercings, if done properly, should not make any activity (especially sex) uncomfortable. Unless, of course, the piercings are still fresh and healing. I've found that my own piercing took about 6-8 months to heal fully - same for my facial piercings. If you've had them longer than that and they're STILL bothering you when you want to play - perhaps you need to decide which you like more.
-Meg