Thanks for all your help for this newbie, now if you could give me a little guidance on the eggs that you insert into any orifice, as the ads state, how can they be any fun other than for anal sex. You have a cord dangling, and I don't know about you, my kids are grown I need no more cords dangling between my legs, but how can they be any fun and what other uses? I would like to try a remote control vibrator and have my hubby zap me sometime we are in a restaurant or where ever, but worry about the noise, any help on that? Mikayla, you are the best, Thanks for all your guidance