[Electro Clamps]

Sometimes you have to cough up some coin to see what will light your fire. Start out with clothes pins and move on up from there.

[Toy test]

Welcum. Sounds like you need your own U tube channel. You'll be up all night putting those toys to the test.

[How To Give Yourself Head]

When I wore a younger girls clothes sucking on my tip was just a tease but loved the taste of my own cum. After acquiring the thrill of fellatio I now enjoy sucking cock when my wife and I end up in a hotel room of one of the men my wife entices at the bar. 

[How To Give Yourself Head]

On 5/17/2024 at 2:02 PM, all the time said:

Must be a single guy thing. 

Some guys have all the luck.

[Guy Sucker]

Hot cream and wet dreams come to those who wait. Good for the two of you to consummate those early cock sucking years. Wonder how your wife will handle you now that you will be retiring to make up for lost blow jobs?

[I saw him]

Anal is a girl's best friend.

[Tampon orgasms]

2 hours ago, ThongGirl said:

I have heard that females can masturbate during their menstruation to reveil cramps. Here is a video I have found on PornHub showing how I get tampon orgasms and above is a poll to vote. How many times do you think I can have orgasms with one single tampon  in?

Multiple orgasms if you keep a tampon or two in the chamber while getting getting fucked with the high hard one. Just don't let it get lost up yonder int that shady bottom.

[Mum's do this best? Or do they]

10 hours ago, all the time said:

Looks like the FedEx driver!

He'll drop off a package deep in your box. Bend over and he'll drive.

[Cock sleeve extensions]

Love it! Slip one on and slide it on in to give her the ride of her life. She will squeal with delight when she gets stretched and fucked good and hard. Just don't put her away wet.

[How many women like to be stretched with big toy's or cocks?]

Where is Uncle Fister when you need him to touch the side walls? 

[How many women like to be stretched with big toy's or cocks?]

4 hours ago, bobbie63 said:

i need a box  of dynamite to open her back up and a miners hat with a lamp,

Might need to tie a 2X4 on your ass so you don't fall in if you blow it wide open with a lite stick of dynamite . If you had any balls you would tape the stick to your dick and then pump like an organ grinder. Fire in the hole.

[How many women like to be stretched with big toy's or cocks?]

On 5/15/2024 at 8:22 PM, GBgirl58 said:

Looking to hear from the ladies.  

Just be careful. Once you stretch out the old love canal it will never be like the vise grip you had in your younger lude and lascivious days.

[How to take more length analy?]

On 4/24/2024 at 7:28 AM, cuminme said:

Tips on how I can get more length inside my ass. I can only take around 7 to 8 inches I want to be able to take at least 13 inches. 

Practice.

[How many women like to be stretched with big toy's or cocks?]

12 hours ago, Cheeky said:

I enjoy double penetration, having a cock and a vibrator in my pussy at the same time. 

Sounds delightful.  What about taking one in the rear at the same time for a trifecta ?

[I really need help with this thanks:)]

If you really want to do it right you could do the same prep you would do for a colonoscopy. Follow that with an enema or two for a squeaky clean asshole ready for your husbands cock. Do not alternate holes by going from your asshole to pussy as that may introduce bacteria from one hole to the other. Wash or wipe his dipstick off as you would wash your hands and you should be good. Have fun.

[Mum's do this best? Or do they]

One more reason to go back to the office and stop working at home! Love it!

[Received]

You use it anyway and then either return it or take it to the local library and leave it on a bookshelf for someone else to use.

[sex clubs & safe sex]

Be safe and bag it before you catch one of those drug resistant strains of a STD.

[Any Guys That Like To Be Pegged?]

Just be very careful you do not impale yourself while the fudge packer is working up to ramming speed. Reminds me of a contraption  a kid made  in high school shop. It was stolen by one of the teachers and never seen again. Make sure you get a patent.

[Penis pumps]

Yes they can but with one caveat. It may be 10 inches long but the diameter of a pencil if you are not careful.

[Does it matter if your partner is a shooter or dribbler?]

On 9/30/2023 at 3:43 PM, Dancer said:

Shoots in waves, or dribbles in waves?

Shock wave or is that a cock wave?

 

[Look what I Bought Today…]

On 3/8/2024 at 1:16 PM, Dancer said:

Oh my, what are those restraints used for?  

Looks like One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Where is Jack?

[Flashing]

On 8/19/2018 at 4:44 PM, Britta said:

I'm a Physical Therapist by day and I meet a lot of nice people and enjoy working with them to address aches and pains.  However, invariably every month, a guy will show up in shorts that exposes his unit fully or worse yet get wood while I'm working on him.  (Guys, neither are turn-ons.  Just saying). What do they expect me to do acknowledge it or even more far fetched start rubbing it in a room full of other PTs and clients, lol.

To be fair, occasionally I get a high school or college girl in who is wearing way too short of shorts that reveals more than I want to see.

Am I wrong?

Next time sit their ass down in the ice bath for half a hour to cool their jets and shrink the dick. 

[ED meds | Uses & Side effects | Doges]

8 hours ago, Kinky Twinkie said:

Turning 58 and my desire there but it not working with me. The pump gets it up but taking it out in only half up half down.  Bendable. Thinking it time to invest

Could always try two tongue depressors and duct tape. Why do you think they call it a prick?

[Pussies wanted!!]

On 3/31/2024 at 7:55 PM, Turnmeon said:

Nice. I would drink your bath water after seeing this. Hot dam!