Susan James

Just be very careful you do not impale yourself while the fudge packer is working up to ramming speed. Reminds me of a contraption a kid made in high school shop. It was stolen by one of the teachers and never seen again. Make sure you get a patent.

Yes they can but with one caveat. It may be 10 inches long but the diameter of a pencil if you are not careful.

Shock wave or is that a cock wave?

Looks like One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Where is Jack?

Next time sit their ass down in the ice bath for half a hour to cool their jets and shrink the dick.

Could always try two tongue depressors and duct tape. Why do you think they call it a prick?

Nice. I would drink your bath water after seeing this. Hot dam!

Sweet! Time to squat.

Love the bra but I'm sure most love what it is holding.

Is that the big hole or the little hole? Or maybe both holes at once?

Be very careful or you might end up with a burning bush. come on baby light my fire! Nice touch.

it is an easily acquired taste and considered a delicious delicacy to most. A cum filled cunt needs no lube.

Give it a try. If it all goes south you can always say he was watching the two of you fucking when he tripped and fell and his dick ended up in your asshole. Either way all three of you win.

You forgot J) LUBE and lots of it for every orfice.

All fun and games right up until the wardrobe malfucktion. Getting your cock and balls caught in a zipper will certainly kill the mood and hard on. What about the snail trail left by the ladies on their dress or chair?

What about getting spanked with a stiff woody pecker? It would sure as hell beat getting spanked by a wet noodle of a cock.

You might enjoy getting spanked with a table tennis paddle too.

Best when positioned over the knees with your cock between them. As one is spanked and the cock gets hard it adds pleasure when she squeezes it between them. To really punish someone an occasional slap on the head of the cock will gently them who is in control.

I totally agree. Go low and slow and make sure you are under the care of a doctor. Enhance your femininity with estrogen as well as all the other benefits such as softer skin, less hair growth, sensual curves, and fuller breasts. Enjoy and stay wet and wild.

Looks like you have been infected in a good way with that well hung member. There ain't no cure so stroke on.

SWALLOW!!!!!

You would end up with blue balls!

I'm sure you could find someone who is willing to help insert that lucky tampon into that fine vagina. I have just the "tool" to gently slip and push it in. Looking mighty fine.

Sometimes I do but really I don't!

Last night my wife had invited five of her friends over for a girls only party. They have a years end get together decked out in style with a little black dress or evening gown. Cocktails and finger foods keep things light but the women who was going to bartend and serve called in the morning to inform us that she was ill. My wife wished her to get well soon and that she would see her for the next party. As she hung up she looked at me and said that I would be filling in for Amy to serve her friends. She led me by the hand as we went upstairs to get dressed as there was much to be done before everyone arrived. She laid out a delightful black gown, low cut and mid thigh. Bra, thong, garter belt and stockings with a pair of 3 inch heels followed by make up and jewelry and I was ready to go. No sooner than I finished with a spritz of perfume did the door bell ring. I was halfway down the stairs when the front door opened and in walked Stacy. She hugged and kissed hello, handed me her coat and went to work getting ready for the party. She heard Amy was not coming and figured we would need help. Just then my wife called from upstairs to see who was here. She was glad for the assistance as the three of us made short work of preparations. After a quick drink the rest of the ladies arrived in quick order. Greeting the girls who all looked exquisite they got to to partying without paying much attention to me. It was a relief to be able to help make it an enjoyable event for all as they partied well into the night.