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Tera Tera Tera Between this DVD and the toy I received with it, I didn’t get much done this week that didn’t include vibration and me saying “Oh yes” a lot. Tera, Tera Tera details the return of Tera Patrick to adult entertainment and her first Vivid feature. This DVD also notably contains Tera’s first hardcore girl/girl scene as well as two scenes with her husband, two of Tera’s fantasies performed for her and a wonderfully hot impromptu masturbation scene. Two things I look for in a DVD of this nature are chemistry between the characters and a little storyline with a lot of sex (rather than a lot of storyline with a little sex) Tera Tera Tera delivers on both counts. The chemistry between performers is tangible. There’s nothing that makes me hot faster than watching two people on screen who seem to genuinely want to fuck each other. While the scenes with Tera’s sexy, tattooed biker husband are very nice, my favorite is a fantasy scene in which Tera requests to see two guys and a beautiful blonde. I don’t usually have an oral fixation where porn is concerned, but the blow job scenes in this segment are enough to make me orgasm without assistance! Whatever your pleasure, girl/girl, two guys with one girl, two girls with one guy, double penetration, anal sex, oral sex, toys, orgy scenes, Tera Tera Tera has it all. The DVD also offers some special features including Alternate Angles, allowing you to see certain scenes from different angles and an ingenious little feature that allows you to pick scenes by your favorite sexual position or act.

The Monster G-Spot Stimulator (with soft ticklers) For a week after my latest package arrived from Too Timid, the laundry didn’t get done, the dishes piled up in the sink and the dog begged for a walk. The Monster G-Spot Stimulator from GK Sex Toys brought all domestic activities to a halt…well, all except one. With the bulbous rotating G-spot stimulator and clitoral vibrator with “soft ticklers,” this is the best toy I have ever had between my legs! This “monster” is battery operated and has two easy to access sliding controls at the base of the toy, one for the intensity of vibration and one for the speed of rotation. My favorite feature is that you can intensify both the rotation and the vibration at the same time as things begin to reach their peak. With juice from 3 AA batteries, the vibration is deliciously intense at its top setting. The “soft ticklers” are raised nubs on the top side of the clitoral vibrator. They rubbed nicely against my clitoris when the knob was inserted and resting against my g-spot. For me, the fit was perfect. Although the package labeling is somewhat confusing, (the G-spot stimulator labeled on the package with an arrow pointing to the clitoral vibrator) I assume due to the fact that the toy is make in Japan, it’s not hard to figure out what goes where. The packaging also touts that the toy is “skin safe, not sticky and no smell.” All of which are true. And I so it will coordinate nicely with your boudoir, the Monster G-Spot Stimulator is available in pink or blue.

In Paul Thomas’ 2000 production Bad Wives, we follow the plight of two lonely housewives struggling in monotonous suburban despair. As with many satisfying adult films (and often in real life), what will save both of these women from their lives of quiet desperation, is a good romp with a hot stranger with dark eyes and a big cock. Our housewives, played by Dyanna Lauren and Tricia Deveraux find satisfaction through naughty behavior with a demon masquerading as a grocery store clerk. It’s very circa John Irving’s Witches of Eastwick, except we didn’t get to see penetration between Cher and Jack Nicholson. True to the Paul Thomas style, camera angles are stylistic and the music is not the usual boom chick bow wow, but even with all the artsy storytelling, the sex is still center stage, starting before the opening credits have even finished. The movie begins with a fabulous boss/secretary tryst on the company conference table, a very nice moment with the hair-in-a-bun, glasses-wearing secretary standing on the conference table, her boss’s fingers and tongue between her legs. Whatever your personal bent, Bad Wives has something to fill that need guy/girl scenes, girl/girl scenes, 2 girls/1 guy, anal sex, oral sex and some nice masturbation scenes. Often the scenes are produced in a montage, flashing from one raunchy fuck to the next. In addition to the movie, this DVD boasts some extra options, multiple angles, a game and a “make your own” porn movie section where you can be the director, piecing together point-of-view scenes to make your own creation. As with all Paul Thomas movies, this movie hit the spot. My husband and I didn’t make it to the end of the movie the first viewing because I needed to give my own “bad wife” performance. http://shop.tootimid.com/index.asp?PageAct...amp;ProdID=4231

I love vibrators! I own about a dozen, but The Ladybug by Nass Toys is definitely the cutest piece of silicone I’ve ever put between my legs! The Ladybug is a small, ladybug-shaped vibrator with stubby feelers on the top. The feelers are meant to surround your clitoris while the ladybug sits just below that, on the base of your pelvis. The ‘bug’ is touted as a “couples product” and comes with removable straps so you can wear it during intercourse. You can also remove the straps and turn your bug over to use the contoured back of the ladybug directly on your clit. When I saw the straps, I was a little worried they would cut into my hips (I'm a curvy girl) and distract me from what I was trying to accomplish. I also don't normally like corded vibrators, because the cord seems to get in the way just when I don’t want anything in my way, but this wasn’t the case with the Ladybug. I was able to slip on the straps and keep the cord out of the way, even in the dark. The straps are adjustable and have a large range of adjustment. The cord is attached to a variable speed dial, and while it’s nice to have the variation, the max vibration was still a little weak for my taste. But it may be perfect for those who don’t like a lot of intense stimulation. Also, as promised, it's very quiet. You could wear it to the grocery store and have a very nice orgasm amidst the frozen foods! I first used my bug during doggie-style sex and based on his performance, I think my husband liked it as much as I did. If you’re wearing the bug you can obviously feel the stimulation, and the person penetrating you can feel the vibration too. As a masturbation tool, straps came in very handy! I did what the box suggested and turned the bug over, but I kept it strapped to my hips. Then, because my hands were free, I could still penetrate myself with another toy. Made for a very nice orgasm! http://shop.tootimid.com/index.asp?PageAct...amp;ProdID=5035