PattyMelt

Thanks ladies! If there's one thing I've learned about sex, it's often absolutely hilarious!

Thanks for the compliments ladies! Also, Valntyn - it isn't totally waterproof, but it is "water-resistant" - I've always interpreted that to mean it can be taken into showers but not fully submerged, so no bubble baths I suppose. But I guess that would explain the wrist strap! Well now I feel silly, haha! Still, imagining someone carrying this around cracks me up, so I'll stick with that daydream, haha!

My First Mini-G-Spot Vibe This cute little g-spot toy packs a punch! I was so happy to open my box and see this adorable little toy waiting for me. I plopped on my bed and admire the packaging (it's sexy and classy, with a nice illustration of a curvy woman on it, instead of some the seedier things I've seen on vibe boxes). I notice there’s a handy little wrist-strap on it, which makes me laugh - were they planning on someone carrying out and about with them? Or were they worried that it would get lost inside someone? Who knows? I certainly don't, but I will say the attempt to be sporty just comes across as really silly. I then flipped onto my back, ready for some solo action. The first thing I notice is that this little thing packs a punch! It runs on two AAA batteries, but you'd think it was running on D's with the sort of power it was buzzing with. It's not incredibly loud, but not very silent either - if you have roommates, I'd suggest using it while they're gone or with a pillow over your crotch to muffle the sounds. My first time through I used it as a clit stimulator, but the shape of it makes it perfect for one to also use it around the vaginal opening like a prodding finger while simultaneously stimulating the clit. Definitely perfect! The next night, the boy helped test out the g-spot capabilities of it. He slipped it in, and while it was good, for some reason it just wasn't doing it for me. It got me going and definitely made me want to have sex, but no orgasms were imminent with it. I will say, however, that the earlier g-spot stimulation did make the resulting orgasm I had during sex amazing. This toy is also small enough to be used during sex - I picked it up and used it clitorally while in the doggy style position and it sent me to the moon. All in all, this is a good beginner g-spot toy - the "come-hither" shape makes it easy to hit the sweet spot, but it's not something you don't find in other g-spot toys. What sets it apart is the relatively small size (I was able to pop it into a backpack for travel very easily) and it's intense buzzes. If you're looking for that amazing, one-of-a-kind g-spot toy that will do everything but the dishes, this isn't the one for you. But if you're just starting out or don't have a toy yet, then this toy shows an amazing amount of versatility. All in all, a well-rounded and fun starter toy.

Weekend Escape Fantasy Kit This beginner's kit to sensation play is a sure way to get into the simple pleasures! The kit comes with a black sash, some small metal beads (called "icy hot body beads"), a small tube of ID sensation warming liquid, and a fantasy booklet. I'll start with the fantasy booklet - it had 20 suggestions in it, ranging from sexy to just plain cheesy. For example, one of the suggestions is to have sex with the shades open - a cute and novel idea, but the booklet is meant for those just getting into experimenting, and will probably present nothing new to those more seasoned sex-players out there. However, the sensation toys are where this kit really shines. The sash can be used any number of ways. So far, me and my boyfriend have made it a blindfold and hand-restraints (which it is perfect for - it ties softly and doesn't dig or tighten, leaving no bruises or marks), as well as a traditional sensation play toy. While one of us is blindfolded, the other gently runs the sash across parts of our partner's body - it creates an excruciating gentle, ticklish sensation that makes me squirm in pleasure. The icy hot body beads also excel in this department. They work best as temperature play - pop them in the freezer just before a session, and surprise your lover by gently running them over a body part (especially effective if used right after the silk sash - the alternating sensations are maddeningly sexy). Top it off by "comforting" you lover by putting your mouth just where the beads just were - the warmth of your mouth will be mind-blowing after the cold, and it definitely won me over. The last item I have yet to mention is the warming liquid. A warning - be careful while opening it. Me and the boy had a sexy mood going, and he tried to be suave and open the liquid, and it popped open and sprayed everywhere. Granted, it was hysterical; we laughed (and laughter can be very sexy), but if that's not the mood you're going for, I'd say wrap a tissue around the top first. As for the liquid itself - it has a gentle warming sensation not unlike Bengay. It smells like cinnamon, but with a hint of sweet - I didn't mind it, but I did wash it off afterwards as smelly like a Red Hot isn't something I like to do normally. The boy spread it on my back and it relaxed me but faded quickly. It wasn't a bad experience, but nothing to write home about. It didn't tempt me to buy any bigger bottles of the stuff. To sum things up: this is a great kit for beginners or those just wishing to add a nice little toy or two to their sensation play menagerie. The sash and beads make the kit worthwhile, and for a creative couple lead to great new discoveries.