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A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. He thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Long legs," her father answered. So, the other one is a Mommy Long legs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Long legs." The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat away. "Well, we're not having any of that "Broke back-Mountain" crap in our garden" she said.

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The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first Time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' 'Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.' 'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can Do it for old time's sake?' 'Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!' A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly They erupt into the most Furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was something else. You must have had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?' Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply....... 'Fifty years ago that wasn't a Damn Electric Fence.'

What is in the tanks and critter keepers behind you ?

A bite from this snake would be treated the same as a Cottonmouth. Because the same antivenin is used to treat Copperheads and Cottonmouths. The hospital would use Crofab or USA Polyvalent Antivenin. Most people that see this snake would identify it as a Cottonmouth. I have not heard about Cobras cross breeding with venomous species in the US. I think that would be impossible because Cobras lay eggs and our venomous snakes have live babies. As far as owning exotic venomous snakes, They are illegal in some states and some states allow ownership with permits. I am no expert on snakes even if I have had them most of my life. I am still learning and if I live to be 100 years old I will still be learning. But if I can help other people learn more about snakes I will answer to the best of my knowledge. So pick away. LOL

You are right. The chances are very slim that it would happen in the wild.

I have seen lots of hybrids. There are a lot of Reptile Shows across the US. You will see a lot of reptiles that you will not see in Zoo's. And yes sometimes they occur naturally.

Not sure how potent the venom is. But it would be a nasty bite. I guess it would take about 10 to 15 vials of Antivenin to treat the bite. And Antivenin can cost $6,000 to $10,000 a vial at the Hospital.

Thank you.

Thanks. I would love to see that.

Sunrise at Daytona Beach FL

Thanks. I make it a point to get up every morning when at the beach to see the sunrise. Here's some more.

The Snake is a Banded Egyptian cobra. She belongs to a Friend.

World's UGLIEST Belly Button Tattoo

It is possible for some snakes to cross bred. I co promote reptile shows, We have a Venomous included show in Columbia SC June 21st & 22nd. http://www.repticon.com/columbia/ Yes you can share these pics.

This snake is a cross bred. It is the result of a Cottonmouth that mated with a Copperhead.

I took these at our Atlanta Reptile show. It is a Cottonhead.

Sunrise at Myrtle Beach SC

MOTHER AND DAUGHTER BANNED FOR LIFE FROM DISNEYLAND

A Australian man and a American woman got married. On their wedding night she said she was going to take a hot bath and slip into something sexy. About 30 minutes later she comes out of the bathroom and he has all the furniture stacked up in one corner of the room. She says why did you stack all the furniture in the corner? He says I have never had sex with a woman before, But if it is anything like screwing a kangaroo we are going to need all the room we can get.

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been?' 'Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he drug himself up the stairs. While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight. Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet. "They're not hanging Wright tonight,"she said. To which he whirled around and said, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?! "

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral.........I'm a gynecologist." The proctologist fainted.

Yes she is very lethal. She is the best looking Banded that i have seen.

Thanks Pappy. It's an Banded Egyptian Cobra.

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.... but she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you..." The girl looked at him, and then said, "NO." Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.... so she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened....? Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all quarters!" The lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.