snakeman

Thanks. The green ones are West African Bush Vipers (Venomous) Yes I know it is a possibility, and I hope that day never comes. I have been bitten hundreds of times by non venomous snakes, but not by a venomous snake (knock on wood). We have a Reptile Show this Sat. and Sun. in Columbia,SC I have a link to the show on my profile. If anyone lives near there you might want to drop by. There will be hundreds of reptiles for sale, Venomous included.

These are my new Snakes. I might have a few new ones after our reptile show in Columbia, SC this weekend.

John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse," The second barber turned to McCain and said, "How about you?" McCain replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

Mother Nature at work. Great pics, Thanks.

Camel Toe

The one on the chair said hurry up.

Thank you. And you are welcome.

We have Snakes, Tortoises, Turtles, Tarantulas, Dogs and Cats. Sorry Glenn we do not have any. LOL, they do eat a lot. Thank you. You would be surprised at how fast they can move when it's feeding time.

These pics are of our Tortoises and Turtles.

LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

New Zealander out on a date

Pinky, We have a show in Columbia, SC Nov. 1st and 2nd. If you can make it.

It is both. We breed them and sell the babies. We take care of them just like pets also, feed and water them and clean up after them. LOL I am a co promoter of reptile shows in SC and GA. I also work a full time job in a machine shop.

LOL I got in a email today.

Thank you. I can not take credit for these snakes, they belong to Andre' I have been bitten over 300 times by non venomous snakes. Mostly King snakes, Rat snakes, small Boas, and Water snakes. I have never been bitten by any type of venomous snake ( KNOCK ON WOOD) And I hope that day never comes. But I know it can happen. I do not do this to look cool or show off. I do it because I love reptiles and they are beautiful creatures.

Thanks, Pappy

Dang, You beat me to it. LOL

Cybele, I would not call anybody a wimp because they have a fear of snakes. Yes you have to know how to handle them and what they are capable of doing. If you look at the last three pics you will see a fresh cut on my Left wrist, I had to be very careful not to get any venom in that cut. I try to get people to learn what snakes to stay away from and what snakes are harmless. I posted these pics to show people on the site how I got my nickname, I have had this nickname since the 80's. Now about the beard, LOL My daughter is 24 years old and she has only seen me with out a beard two times in her life. My wife trims it about two times a year. If anybody on the site has any questions about snakes, I will try my best to answer them.

These pics are of me and my friend Andre' while we were sexing some Rattlesnakes and Copperheads.

We leave tomorrow for our Reptile Show in Lawrenceville, GA. If anybody lives nearby, drop in and say hello. I have a link on my profile. Just ask for Danny. I will back on line Late Sunday or Monday. Y'all have fun.

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True, One more day of work, then it's off to the Reptile Show. TPBM is looking forward to the weekend

A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her, hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt over to her other side. The nurses rushed back and once more brought her back upright. This went on all morning. Later, the family arrived to see how the old woman was adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" "It's pretty nice," she replied. "Except they won't let me fart."

There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.' And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait just a moment!' She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said, 'Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there with your husband.' The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him.' 'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?' 'I sure did,' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a check.... If he can cash it, then he can spend it.'

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