missiek

Yeah no kidding!!! That dude on the cover was the guy in purple hammer pants, and a black cut off shirt, with the sides of his mullet greased back. DH and I were laughing so hard we almost forgot that it was porn. lol

Thanks for those great questions Tyger! This is helping me get a better picture of what my reviews need to include. And yes...muahahahahaaaa we are fresh meat!! LOL My Dh and I have just celebrated 9 years of marriage and are only just recently really getting into exploring new and better ways to pleasure one another and have fun. The toy is pretty loud, anyone passing by the room you were using it in would def. know what you were doing!! The vibes were strong! I felt the percusion in the bathwater even before the thing touched me. As far as it being enough, if it had been just a dildo, itwould have been a tad too skinny for my taste, but with those great vibes, it didn't matter. I am a little small "down there" as far as depth so the length of it was fine for me. I really enjoyed Mr. Neptune and DH had a great time using it on me. Its small enough so that I can hold it and work myself over while he's pounding away. It takes 2 AA batteries. The sensations were stronger at the tip. Thanks again Tyger. I look forward to chatting with all of you!! missiek

Urban Heat DVD: Candida Royalle’s “Urban Heat” 60 minutes run time Femme Productions This DVD was made in the early 80’s so my husband and I had to get over the music, clothes and hair (it gave us a good laugh to see some purple hammer pants!). The camera was acting as a spy moving through the city secretly viewing lovers, dancers, and sunbathers. It begins at a dance club with a waitress and a patron. They escape to the basement to have sex. This is the first sex scene and we were a little disappointed because, as my husband said, they “cartoon-ized” it. The details were obscured a little with the way they used some visual effects. Another thing that disappointed me was the male actor wasn’t erect for like the first half of the scene. As the waitress and patron are getting it on, the camera find two dancers and focuses on them. The dance floor seems vacant as they meet. This sex scene is better as far as no visual effects. But like the first guy, this dude doesn’t get erect either until the BJ. The camera zooms away and peeks into an apartment bedroom where two lovers are waking up. This scene is better for me as the man is erect right away (more believable) and my husband liked it for the heavy petting scenes. The fourth scene is two lovers sun bathing on top of a building. They take turns pouring baby oil on themselves and playing with each other. This is a good scene because it seems the most realistic to me and gives the most visual details. The camera then finds two lovers lying on a couch, sweating from the heat using a fan and ice cubes to cool down. They are watching porn on the TV and soon start playing with the ice, teasing one another. The last scene is two lovers eating breakfast outside under an arbor. They are feeding each other fruit and soon end up in the kitchen of the house. They have sex against the counter inside the house, still feeding eat other the fruit. We gave this movie 2 ½ stars. The music was bad, as well as the clothes. My husband was disappointed that there was no “money scenes” as you could only guess at the climax (if there was one). This DVD is not something we would watch again.

Neptune's Vibrating Penis This vibrator is compact (6 inches in length and 1 inch girth) but packs a powerful punch, and its waterproof to boot! It is made of a hard plastic that is smooth, yet easily handled. The vibration speed adjustment is directly underneath the screw-on lid for the battery compartment. It isn’t marked so that was a little confusing for me trying to figure out how to adjust the speed. (I kept unscrewing the battery compartment!) This toy works both in water and out. It has powerful vibrations with adjustable speeds that do not seem to be affected when submerged, my husband and I were using it in a bath and it performed beautifully. I can see that this device can be a great toy for shower usage, but might get a little slippery with soap because the shaft is so smooth. All in all I give this 5 stars, it performed exactly as I had hoped and is a great addition to our collection. (This is my first review so be nice! :-) )

Thank you everyone and I will tell him thanks. Being an Army wife was one of the hardest things I have ever had to deal with, but I am so very proud of my man and so in love (and dang he looked good in uniform too! ) I look forward to getting to know you all.

Hello everyone! My husband and I recently discovered this great site and are ready to jump on board! I am a 28 yr old stay at home Momma to four beautiful kiddos and DH is a 40 yr old retired Army sergeant (E7), now working in a civil service job. Our marriage has been an interesting ride with his Army career and deployments and the Iraqi war! But now that he is finally out and away from that, we can finally have some time to ourselves and are reconnecting as a couple. I look forward to chatting with all of you!!