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  7. The Real Reason Women Have Sex

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    Hi All!

    Another gem of an article fro AOL! Do you know why women have sex? Is it because of love? Passion? To get gifts? Read and find out, you may be surprised.

    http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/09/24/how-wh...-sex-changes%2F

    "Alisha says she and her husband have traded sex for chores and swapped sexual favors, like a foot massage for a hand job. But overall she aims for intimacy and connection between the sheets, and when she and her husband hit a dry spot, they discuss it."

    GUILTY!...We used to have cats and once in a while when it was her turn to clean the cat box she would offer a blow job in exchange for me doing it for her. Not a bad deal if you ask me ;)

  8. Naughty Thoughts

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    Just about everything my wife says gives me an instant hard on. She's got such a sensual and beautiful voice. Like a phone sex operator except better. Sometimes She'll wisper in my ear while we make love...(me moaning)Aahhh...I just melt when she does that. Her dirty talk drives me INSANE!! The only thing I don't particularly care for is when she says "Ok get off me now". :)

    My honey and I had sex last night during which she said "Oh baby, you make me so wet". :D

  10. Naughty Thoughts

    in Everything Else

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    Maybe... ;)

    In the recent video we made I heard myself say this, after he told me how "Hard I was making him"...

    Me: "Oh yeah? What are you going to do with that? Why don't you bring it over here..."

    Just about everything my wife says gives me an instant hard on. She's got such a sensual and beautiful voice. Like a phone sex operator except better. Sometimes She'll wisper in my ear while we make love...(me moaning)Aahhh...I just melt when she does that. Her dirty talk drives me INSANE!! The only thing I don't particularly care for is when she says "Ok get off me now". :)

  12. 40 Things You Should Know About Sex

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    1. Mikayla Mikayla Mikayla...Why do you insist in hurting me like this when all I am trying to do is bring a fresh perspective to the topic? Now, I know you are a woman of great intellect and I'm sure you can come up with something better than to tell me that my penis is small(size of a twig)...Like I haven't heard that one before!! It just hurts me inside that you feel this way about me, especially since I have such tremendous admiration for you. but I will do my best to move on from this travesty. :(

    2. Jenna Jameson IS a septic tank. That woman has had more crap and bodily fluids on her/in her than a public rest room during a Grateful Dead concert.

    2. I still think it's you.

  14. 40 Things You Should Know About Sex

    in Article Submission

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    Ladies,

    There's a lot to be appreciated in this article, but I do have to disagree with the following things:

    21. Money isn't everything...

    but when it comes to sex, it certainly helps. Women who had wealthy husbands or boyfriends reported having more orgasms than those who didn't, according to a 2009 survey by Newcastle University in England.

    I have to disagree. Most of my friends make more than twice what I bring in and their sex lives are horrible. That's not to say that there aren't wealthy people with good sex lives out there. But in my opinion the wealthier you are the more preoccupied you are with things other than sex. It's more than likely that the women reporting having all these orgasms are having them with other men. :D

    5. You really can tell a guy's size by his hands

    Hey I have tiny little kids hands, and my penis?...HUGE!! When I masturbate it looks like I'm greasing up a tree. But then again I might just have an average size penis and incredibly small hands! :o

    36. He doesn't care if you haven't showered

    Well if you're just coming home from cleaning a septic tank I CARE!

    38. It's not you…it's your hormones

    It's you.

  19. Ok Men What Is Your Best Fantasy?

    in What is your greatest fantasy?

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    Lovely fantasies guys.....you have some real imaginations!

    I think a very common fantasy is watching your wife / girlfriend with another woman. That seems to be the predominant fantasy for many men - the girl on girl thing. So, I am curious, how many of you guys would be happy just watching? No touching? Also, how many of you have the fantasy of watching your woman with another guy?

    I think it would be tempting for any man watching his SO with a woman to want to jump in...it's very erotic!. But I would personally be ok with just watching no touching as long as she(my wife) would be willing to please me as well after she's done with her female partner. I mean if I join in while they are going at it then it becomes a threesome, no longer a spectator. I've never been a part of anything like that so I don't know for sure. But that's my best guess.

    As far as fantasizing about my wife with another man? Sure I've thought about it and it is a turn on to think of her in that way. We've talked about it before and the conclusion for us was that it was better left a fantasy. My SO and I are always looking for ways to spice things up, but that just seemed like it could bring too many complications besides the possible jealousy that can come out of it. Plus to be honest with you I can't think of any man that I know that I would feel comfortable enough that I would let him have sex with my wife. And with all the diseases out there I would not feel ok with a complete stranger. I think that at first it would be very hot, but in the aftermath it would get really weird(I think anyways). Why complicate things? We have it pretty damn good as it is.

    Right or wrong I'm not threatened by the idea of her with a girl, so I've left the door open for her to experiment if she wants to, as long as she is open about it and makes me a part of it even if it's just watching or whatever.

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  20. Titty Fucking.....

    in Fetish & Bondage

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    I love when she's on top, too. She loves when I suck her titties that way. But, in recent years, her breasts seem to be more sensitive and I can send her into ecstacy with sucking them and she gets off on rubbing my penis between them.

    I personally love it when Im laying on the bed and she's teasing me with her tits right before she starts sucking on my cock. The visual does so much for me. Mmm Mmm Mmm...Nothing like it.

  22. Ok Men What Is Your Best Fantasy?

    in What is your greatest fantasy?

    Posted

    You aren't kidding! We do think alike. I would be ok with the couple silent and definitely turned on, should they throw some dirty talk in.

    Asa for us, we have fantasized more about her with another woman than with another couple. But, the idea of them watching hadn't really come up. It intrigues us. Good luck with your wife! lol. Feel free to share the details!

    Yeah I think that most of us guys have that fantasy about watching their wife with another woman. I certainly wouldn't object to watching mine! LOL.

    She's curious about being watched, but I'm not so sure that she's into it :). But if it happens to become reality I will make sure to share the experience with everyone.

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