Darth Jesus

Pinch

Fantasies yes, confused no. TPBM - Is a little scared of trying something new.

Grateful

intimate

Let me let you in on another secret...Most men dont care LOL. What's that honey?...You want me to paint the house in exchange for oral pleasure? OK!!

LOL...Well that's actually not far from the truth.

"Alisha says she and her husband have traded sex for chores and swapped sexual favors, like a foot massage for a hand job. But overall she aims for intimacy and connection between the sheets, and when she and her husband hit a dry spot, they discuss it." GUILTY!...We used to have cats and once in a while when it was her turn to clean the cat box she would offer a blow job in exchange for me doing it for her. Not a bad deal if you ask me

My honey and I had sex last night during which she said "Oh baby, you make me so wet".

Partners

Just about everything my wife says gives me an instant hard on. She's got such a sensual and beautiful voice. Like a phone sex operator except better. Sometimes She'll wisper in my ear while we make love...(me moaning)Aahhh...I just melt when she does that. Her dirty talk drives me INSANE!! The only thing I don't particularly care for is when she says "Ok get off me now".

Nature

1. Mikayla Mikayla Mikayla...Why do you insist in hurting me like this when all I am trying to do is bring a fresh perspective to the topic? Now, I know you are a woman of great intellect and I'm sure you can come up with something better than to tell me that my penis is small(size of a twig)...Like I haven't heard that one before!! It just hurts me inside that you feel this way about me, especially since I have such tremendous admiration for you. but I will do my best to move on from this travesty. 2. Jenna Jameson IS a septic tank. That woman has had more crap and bodily fluids on her/in her than a public rest room during a Grateful Dead concert. 2. I still think it's you.

Neglected

Ladies, There's a lot to be appreciated in this article, but I do have to disagree with the following things: 21. Money isn't everything... but when it comes to sex, it certainly helps. Women who had wealthy husbands or boyfriends reported having more orgasms than those who didn't, according to a 2009 survey by Newcastle University in England. I have to disagree. Most of my friends make more than twice what I bring in and their sex lives are horrible. That's not to say that there aren't wealthy people with good sex lives out there. But in my opinion the wealthier you are the more preoccupied you are with things other than sex. It's more than likely that the women reporting having all these orgasms are having them with other men. 5. You really can tell a guy's size by his hands Hey I have tiny little kids hands, and my penis?...HUGE!! When I masturbate it looks like I'm greasing up a tree. But then again I might just have an average size penis and incredibly small hands! 36. He doesn't care if you haven't showered Well if you're just coming home from cleaning a septic tank I CARE! 38. It's not you…it's your hormones It's you.

False - Lately I feel the complete opposite. TPBM - Needs a friend to lean on.