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  1. Ummmm... Well.. I guess so.... True... TPBM is evil... oh wait... thats the person above me... TPBM likes pepperoni on their pizza
  2. True... sorta... if "connecting" with Aiden counts... if you know what I mean TPBM wants some pizza
  3. Love you sweetie ;)

  4. False TPBM is gonna be hitting the sack soon
  5. Standing in the line of fire is more fun than running Brass Balls.... I has thems
  6. My wife Aiden said I should review these for all you men here on the forums. I know theres not really all too much in the way of sex toys for men out there, and there is even fewer honest reviews of such toys. These specific products are currently NOT carried by TooTimid at this time, but I would definitely recommend that they look into bringing them into stock. HINT HINT I'll start off by saying that I wasn't very open to the use of toys for men, or even thinking about using anything besides Rosy Palm and her 5 friendly sisters for masturbation, until recently. These 2 products are my first real experiments with masturbation sleeves. I have tried (briefly) 2 others, but they were bad enough that I personally consider them to not even exist. So with that in mind, here is as detailed, and honest of a review as I can write. Hopefully this can sway a few guys out there into at least giving similar products a try. Anyways... On to the review ! The two sleeves I purchased are both very similar, so I'm only going to write up one big review for both toys, since they're *almost* identical, except for minor cosmetic, and "gripping" shape differences. On the Doc Johnson Website, These 2 particular products are listed under the *Vivid Toys* section. The Doc Johnson model numbers are.... Lacie Heart - 5565-06-bx Lanny Barby - 5563-06-BX Doc Johnson's website does not currently have individual product information pages, so I am putting in these links from another online store. (Note: This is not the company I purchased these from) Lacie Heart UR3 Pocket Pal Lanny Barby UR3 Pocket Pal Both of these sleeves are made with Doc Johnson's exclusive UR3 material (Ultra-Realistic 3.0), which is very similar to Cyberskin both in its look, and feel. When they say, Ultra-Realistic, they aren't kidding you ! As for the overall feel of these, I personally preferred the UR3 material over the Cyberskin, when I felt them both with my hands. The UR3 material seems to be just slightly firmer, which (to me) is a just a little more realistic feeling than the Cyberskin toys I have felt. Opinions on this may vary. However, they are still VERY soft to the touch. The material also works very well with the extremely realistic skin texturing too. It not only looks great, it feels great too. Just a Note: I have never actually used a *Cyberskin* sleeve, I have only felt the material on one of my wife's toys, and on a couple of the of the mens toys in the local store where I bought these. I'll have to try and find a product similar to these, only made from Cyberskin, so I can try to feel the difference from actual use, and not just by handling the "demo model" for a short time in a store. For me personally, while I want to try a Cyberskin sleeve, the UR3 material is so damn good, that I really don't need to seriously look for a different material. I am really THAT satisfied by the UR3, that I honestly wouldn't put a very big effort into finding a Cyberskin product like these. I'm seriously THAT hooked on the UR3. As far as actual USE goes... I'll try to sum that up for you all here... Both of these toys smell great. The natural smell of them is somewhat like a fresh baked pastry. (Aka donuts etc...) They smell so good, that you will actually want to lick them, (I did) to see if they taste as good as they smell. Sorry to disappoint you, but they don't have much of a taste. To start out in my session, I lubed it up really good with some water based lube, the Too-Timid "Pleasure Gel" (http://shop.tootimid.com/tootimidpleasuregel.aspx) that is water-based, works great. I also put a bit more on myself, just to be sure that I was well lubed up for this experience. I would highly recommend that you DO NOT use silicone lubricants with these products, since the UR3 material is made partly with silicone, or they can/will degrade and deteriorate quickly. Just as a quick note here... Make sure you don't just lube up only the front lips, get some inside as well, if you want to properly lube these up. For myself, in a single masturbation session, I normally last around 5 minutes or so (depending on mood) etc... These 2 products have taken that 5 minutes down to 2 minutes (or less, in 2/5 of my own uses). I'm not bull-shitting you, Yes, they are THAT much better than Rosy Palm in my opinion. No shit. I rubbed the head of my penis around the (very realistic) vagina, with a slight dipping into the vaginal opening, just to get a good feel for it, before I slipped myself inside. It felt great! Still, not quite as good as a real woman, but still... It felt VERY, VERY, nice. I slowly slid it down onto myself, and it felt awesome. Not *too* tight, but not too loose either. I am not an extremely well endowed man, but I am just slightly larger than the (statistically speaking) average guy. I began stroking myself in and out slowly, as I normally do with my wife. ***Heres a tip guys, don't start our hard and fast, most women won't like it hard and fast, at least right away*** It was a fantastic feeling. In fact, it is so close to a real woman, I could see where some guys could completely fall in love with this toy. It gripped me very nicely, even with quite a bit of lube. It is very close to the same tightness that my wife has, so I was *very* pleased with that. But still... nothing really beats the woman you love. The best part for me, was the feeling it gave me in my crotch, when I pulled it tightly against myself and held it there for a moment. The feeling you get from pulling it right up against you, is completely indescribable. Admit it guys, it's satisfying to know you gave her all of it, and she took it in If you're anything like me, and you totally get off on the feeling of her crotch and hips being right up against you, you will know what I mean. I began stroking it up and down faster and faster, and after about 1 1/2 minutes, and I came very quickly. To give you a better overall idea of the "real-life" useage, I actually used both products a couple of times each. While I personally tend to prefer the Lacie Heart Pocket Pal, over the Lanny Barby, due to it being just a *tad* bit tighter around my member... Both have an extremely similar feeling. So much so, that *most* guys will not be able to tell the difference between them, except visually. Both products have a ribbing inside them, with larger, farther spread out ribs, than a normal ribbed condom has. I personally do not like ribbed condoms (not for MY pleasure). Now, lets get into the technical stats, that allot of us guys want to see. We are generally, the "technical" ones, after all. The Lacie Heart sleeve is 6 1/8" long, measuring from the longest point. The Lanny Barby sleeve is 6 1/4" long, from the longest point. I'm a tad over 6 1/2 inches, so if I pull them right up against me (all the way in), the head of my penis tends to pop through the opening in the back side, so that was a little bit of a downer. However, the feeling of my head popping back inside was quite stimulating at certain times too. So, even being a tad bit too long for it, wasn't a major negative for me. This is pretty much the only slightly negative thing I have to say about these honestly. Most masturbation sleeves that I've seen, are between 4 1/2" to 5 1/2" long. So these 2 sleeves are a little bit longer than most sleeves are. For us slightly longer than average guys it is still not quite as long as I would like. With the average guy (statistically) being 5"-6", I think most men will be very happy with these, since they can fill them completely. For you big guys, I have not yet seen a longer sleeve than these. I have looked at over 50 different "sleeve type" products, so these may very well be your best bet, if you want to get as close to the "all the way in" you can get from a masturbation sleeve. I honestly think allot of men who have used the shorter sleeves, and didn't like "popping through" will be a bit more pleased with the length of these 2 sleeves. The Lacie Heart sleeve has a cylindrical front, that tapers down, into a hexagonal shape about 2 inches from the front. This makes keeping a good grip easy, even if you have some lube left over on your hand. The Lanny Barby sleeve is a "heart shaped" cylinder style. Which was pretty unique from what I have seen. I was able to easily keep a good grip on this one as well, due to the heart shape. Another thing I really liked with these sleeves was the sound they make when in use. For those of us who like the sounds of sex, you will be pleasantly reminded of that great "slurping" sound you get from pumping in and out of a hot, wet woman. Even if you just give them a good fast squeezing, you can easily coax a similar sound from them, no lube required! Although I've only tried two other (sleeve style) toys besides these, my first thought was, this is pretty damn close to the real thing. While they were still, not quite the real thing, they were close enough to get me off very easily. Both sleeves are open-ended, so when/if you cum while using them, it can drain out the back side. It helps to make cleaning them a bit easier. Keep a towel handy if you typically have a large load. They're also very easy to clean. I simply ran semi-hot water over, and through them, with a little bit of liquid hand soap (anti-bacterial). I dried off the outside with a hand towel, turned them inside-out (very carefully), dried the inside, turn them back inside-right (again, carefully), and you're done. Back into the bag and box it went. All in all, they can be well cleaned within a minute or so. I wouldn't recommend using really hot water with these, just to avoid the possibility of the material degrading and/or melting from the heat. The speed at which they can be cleaned may be very nice for some of the guys out there who are stuck trying sneak their play time into a short session, and not have anybody really notice. Such as in a college dorm with a roommate. It can sometimes be hard to get even 5 minutes of "alone time" with the high speed lives we lives today. So the ease, and speed of cleaning can help allot. They can be refreshed to "like new" using plain old corn-starch. I haven't used it enough to the point that it really needs refreshing yet, but when that time comes, I'll try to remember to post about how that goes. I payed $35 each for these, when I bought them at a local shop. I got them home and looked them up online and saw several sites listing them at around $25 or so (each). After factoring in the normal shipping cost, the price was close enough to not complain that I paid a whopping $3 to $4 more. I got to take them home right away though, instead of waiting 3-10 days to get them. BONUS. I would definitely even recommend them to a man who is still a curious virgin, who wants to know what its like, to feel the real thing. Before he goes and slips himself into a cherry pie and possibly has an embarrassing moment, like in a very familiar movie that allot of people have seen. Overall, on a scale of 10 big fat boners... with 10 boners being the real thing (in a very good session), I'd give these sleeves an overall rating of 8 big hard boners. Thats roughly 4.5 out of 5 stars by the Too Timid review scale. Rosy Palm needs a new job now. She just got shit-canned.
  7. I loves me some squeezies ! Exercise those Kegels ladies ! Your man will WORSHIP you for it
  8. Born and raised in MN here too. Just moved out to MA a little over 2 years ago to be with my wife Aiden. The winters in MA here are a JOKE compared to a solid MN winter, and my wife never believes me when I tell her about the blizzard of 87, and other extremely harsh winters I was raised in. It's hilarious when people stare at me when its 60 outside and I'm in shorts and a tshirt, while everyone else is getting out the winter parkas hahaha.
  9. Welcome to the forums ! I'm pretty new around here too, even though my wife has been here for a while now. I'm actually from MN (St Paul) originally so its nice to see people from my home state here too.
  10. I found this little game a while ago when I was bored, looking through a flash games website. Ever wonder what the life of a sperm cell might be like ? The game is definitely much harder that it looks, kinda like the real process is. Theres some humorous things in it to keep it fun though. I'm actually a pretty avid gamer, and I've played this game a few hundred times now, and I've only been able to actually win ONCE. Can you be that one lucky swimmer out of millions of others to make the magic happen ? You Da Sperm
  11. Nope, the only times I've been around before was when I was still reading over the wife's shoulder lol I've seen this avatar floating around all over the internet for about 5 years now.
  12. No doubt ! We've already learned quite a bit from the site here. Both the information, and the people here have helped us both open up more with each other sexually. Honestly, I didn't think there was such a thing as a "sex site" with real class, until Aiden showed me the site and forums. These women can torture us so badly.... but its soooo much fun haha Thanks again for the nice welcome everyone
  13. Thanks everyone ! We're all the kings and queens of our own kingdoms I chose that name because thats what Aiden said to me last night, not just because I wanted to feed my ego haha
  14. I bolded the part that I feel is the key factor here... At least IMHO. Education I personally don't think most people will be able to find this all on their own without any kind of studying. There are many articles, diagrams, and even a few videos on the subject out there that helped us find the mysterious G-Spot Mikayla's "Holy Grail" article is excellent. Mikayla's G-Spot Article A quick Google Images search will pull up many diagrams and medical drawings, to help find the exact location within the female anatomy. All women are different, but the general location in the images I've seen are quite accurate physiologically. The exact spot is going to be slightly different for each woman, depending on height, body type, etc... I think that the type of stimulation a person needs to apply to the G-Spot will most likely vary as well. Not every woman (or man) will be pleased by the exact same thing(s). Finding what works and what doesn't work (for you) is an exploration in itself. Over the last few days now I have tried a few different ways to stimulate her G Spot. I varied the amount of pressure, movement, and even changed the slight rotation of my fingers as well. I'm pretty sure I had G-Spotted her before simply due to the major difference in wetness, along with her reactions to it. Our last few attempts have been much more intense than our previous attempts. Determination is the biggest part of this in my opinion. As the articles say, it can produce the feeling of having to urinate, as well as a burning sensation. I personally don't know exactly what it feels like, since I'm not a woman, so I'm left with my imagination on those details. Like anything good in life, it takes some work, and making that decision to actually go through with it. Mental blockage is quite possibly the biggest thing to overcome with this. Some things that may help you "get over it" are making sure you go to the bathroom before trying. It's pretty difficult to urinate within only a short time of previously doing so, unless you have a medical condition and/or bladder problems. You are NOT peeing the bed ! It is NOT urine. Get nice and relaxed, and get yourself warmed up (or let your partner do it, more fun that way ) before trying as well. Don't think that what you see in the videos/pictures is exactly how it always happens. The porn videos with the squirting are not real life. They are done for show, just like pornography. While some of them may be the "real deal" lets face it... It's mostly just eye candy. Hopefully those of you out there who are still trying, find what you are looking for ! Keep at it, don't let it get you down, and most of all, HAVE FUN AND ENJOY IT. Love you sweetie
  15. Heya everyone Just thought I should introduce myself here. I've been hearing quite a bit about the site from my wife Aiden. She recently started calling me the G-Spot-King, due to our recent explorations in that area. Hence the name GSK lol We've learned quite a bit from the site here, and it has definitely brought some extra spice to our relationship over the last several months now. We'll be seeing ya'll around Eric
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