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  1. LOL it is a mythical thing we made up... as you post your "member status" changes. At some point I believe it is 500 posts you will become a teacher. Like I am guru now... You'll see. It was a fun thread!

    yes yes, ok. I was confused about that in the beginning. I thought the people with the fancy titles like guru or teacher WORKED for the website store. (do any?) I'm a student...a step up from whatever I was before! :)

  2. So what is HOT?" People likes different kinds of looks, and seeing different t acts performed. HOT to you might be JUST OK to me. Porn is like a fantasy buffet. The choices are endless. It is easy to blame porn, but really porn is not telling you what to like the way regular TV does.

    really? You don't think porn is telling us what to like? I hate to disagree with you because I find you very intelligent however that didn't sit right with me. I think porn is telling us what to like. We are to like skinny, young, perfect, fake boobed, lots of make up, anally bleached, perfect shaved "pussied" blonde women. That's what "we" are supposed to like according to porn.

  3. I can't remember him ever refusing me, I can't say the same though.

    He has been "too tired" on occasion; and has used his tongue, hands, or toys to accommodate me.

    He can usually get me in the mood....

    wahhh! Oh no, you never get refused? Well i do, VERY subtly (no words, I just "know" from his behavior and sleepiness)...anyways, it's not that often, but it does happen. And really it's no big deal, I mean in this case we've had sex nearly every night for days and days...so one night is no biggie...only we won't be able to do it for the next few days and he might go away on friday so that leaves me WITH SUNDAY! Which is ages away!

    And of course, this is why he offered the aforementioned boob orgasm. :)

  4. Here and there my boyfriend is just too tired for sex. He's cute and loving and sweet, but I know by his cutes that I'd have to FORCE him (which I don't want to do) into sex and even then, he is truly too tired. I remember when we first moved in together I'd interpret his demeanor as rejection (probably because I'm hyper sensitive to it!), but now I see it for what it is, plain old tired....anyhoo, what do you do when left in that spot?

    For us, very often he'll do what we call a "boob orgasm" where he'll quickly get me to O via my boobs and a select bit of other friction. Doesn't take long and I'm happy and he must be too because really how hard can THAT be, plus he gets to sleep and knows I'm satisfied.

    So what do you do instead of sex on the "too tired" days?

  5. I have stretch marks...BAD...they have lightened over the years. Stretch marks were so bad they were bleeding, yes thats right, bleeding..when my doc saw those, i was induced right away.

    My hubby doesnt mind them, in fact i dont even think he notices them

    oh dear, you poor thing, bleeding! Well I think YOU all have it right and I'm the one who's backwards then. Meaning it SHOULDN'T matter. And if situations were flipped and my boyfriend had them, I'd not care, or maybe I'd even just love them because they were apart of HIM. It's obviously my past relationship haunting me here....ya know what I mean?

  6. Let's see real people. Nothing plastic. Why can't they make DVDs (not downloaded stuff) that show real folks doing real stuff ? I mean folks like us. A little overweight, less than a 14 inch dick, titts that sag a bit....yatta, yatta, yatta.... That really enjoy ?

    that stuff MUST exist... but where, that I do not know. Does it?

  7. Oh good to know!!! I was telling the SO about it, and he was all over the idea. I need to tell him that it's not a sure thing!

    See this board has been of good use already! I didn't THINK to tell you about my new sex toy when I saw you the other night! LOL!

    Anyways, ya...maybe you guys would like it? As I said, vibrations don't do much for me (I just thought I'd try it for fun, it was a spur of the moment purchase, really!) so maybe if they do for you, you'd like it? I just hated how it fell out when I stood up (twice)...seemed embarrassing, somehow! And the sensation with him in me and it...well, not that fun. Not really fun at all. We've had other sex toy sex which was MUCH more fun!

  8. I'm sorry this toy didn't work for you. When a toy fails for me, I try it 3 seperate times before calling it a bomb. I hope your next tries are more successful.

    I tried a toy similar to this one, and didn't care for it at all.

    well maybe we'll try it again together, however it was pretty unsuccessful that I'm hesitant to even bring it into our bed again! LOL But I hear your point. I'll be sure to post if my opinion changes.

    And yes, i remember you saying you'd tried a similar toy.

  9. Nope, put in 12 hours already today~then they wondered if I wanted some overtime~REALLY!! No thank you, I will go home and see my family if you don't mind. ;)

    TPBM is on their way to the den to watch Monday Night Football.

    ha, football? You can't be serious. I can't even get it straight when the season starts/ends, not to mention what NIGHT it's on!

    Naw, I'm waiting for my mom to call so we can chat.

    TPBM loves martini's.

  10. I'm in a long-distance relationship, and have been for several years, and that completely changes the sex-life. I LOVE giving. Love it. But because we have gaps where we don't see each other at all, sometimes we're so insanely horny that long and luxurious (which is how I prefer to give oral) doesn't work so well. ;) We need each other too much. So I would say I give 80% of the time. I receive less - maybe 40%? But a big part of that is because he is stunningly good with his hands. I used to only be able to get off through oral, but he's so incredibly good with his hands that I crave that more than oral. We're also trying to find a good position for him to go down on me - he likes me to straddle him because he can get to everything more easily, and while I like it, I can't come that way because I'm not comfy. We're experimenting. ;)

    I hear ya!

  11. I've been with a handful of each. My ex-husband was cut, my SO is not. My son is not (I, too, am adamantly against it).

    I haven't noticed any strange taste or smell with either (lucky, perhaps? Or just really love giving head and didn't notice? ;) ). I think both have their advantages. However, as I said, my SO is cut, and I wouldn't change him for anything! I think a cut man generally feels harder, but there's some "play" with an uncut penis that can be fun, too.

    Other than extremes (too huge is as bad as too small, IMO) any penis is a good penis! ;)

    I didn't know your ex was cut! Good for you especially then, for not cutting your son!

    Trust me, you'd notice. Maybe my ex just wasn't cleaning himself enough. :(

    My current boyfriend was my FIRST cut one, if I recall correctly. He had to teach ME how to "use it". LOL

    And I agree, I'd not change my SO either. He's perfect the way he is. I remember when we first got together he was worried that maybe I'd not like his penis because it's cut. :( Poor guy. NOT true!

  12. Well, i WANTED to love this toy. And alone it was OK, but I was really hoping to love it WITH my boyfriend.

    I didn't however. And neither did he. It was awkward in the sense that it kept falling out if I stood up or moved much. We tried 3 positions and NONE of them felt very good. I was really hoping they would, but I found myself wanting to STOP using it as I like sex with my boyfriend alone MUCH BETTER.

    Anyways, as a solo toy it's OK I guess. I'm not much for vibes so maybe someone who loves vibrations will love it as a solo toy. Maybe it's just not my thing. It's the only way I'll be using it however as I don't have any desire to try it again with my boyfriend.

    Sorry, I was really hoping to give this toy a glowing review.

    I'd love to hear what other's think of it however so I can know if it was just me or not!

  13. Shoop,

    Go down on him, and while you're licking his balls, grab his hand and put it on his cock. He'll get the idea (and in my opinion it's a HUGE turn on!)

    hmmm, good idea. Now I just have to decide "when". Oddly it never seems like the "right time". LOL.

  14. Hi Shoop!

    You know me well enough to know I'd join!

    And you ARE weird - but not for THIS! For lots of other reasons that I love you for!

    So shush.

    And I can't find the thread you told me about! ;)

    ha ha ha!

    Hi secret friend! I see you came up with a name. :)

    xo

  15. Meatloaf's "I would do anything for Love, but I won't do that" song is a big fave of mine!

    It features a female vocalist who was credited only as "Mrs. Loud" in the album notes. She was later identified as Lorraine Crosby, a performer from North East England who regularly performs at holiday camps and social clubs. She does not, however, appear in the video, in which her vocals are lipsynched by Dana Patrick. Meat Loaf promoted the single with American vocalist Patti Russo performing the live female vocals.

    ~Source: Wikipedia.com

    So, basically, he did wat C&C Music Factory did (in their "Gonna Make You Sweat" video). Had a fantastic vocalist, but, for whatever reason, had another female lip sync the song for the video.

    and a good thing meatloaf did that too. Because HE is so HOT. :rolleyes:

    I hate it when artists do that!

  16. thanks guys. I'm sure if she does join it'll be FINE. I really adore her and really PRETTY much tell her everything anyways.

    And that is why I told her, because I think this is a great site full of resources and info.

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