Tyger Posted November 25, 2007 Report Share Posted November 25, 2007 A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman wavingat him. She says, "Hello."He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows herfrom. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I thinkyou're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever beenunfaithful to his wife and says,"Oh no, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made loveto on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partnerwhipped my butt with wet celery?" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No. I'm your son'steacher." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jaxxy Posted November 26, 2007 Members Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman wavingat him. She says, "Hello."He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows herfrom. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I thinkyou're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever beenunfaithful to his wife and says,"Oh no, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made loveto on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partnerwhipped my butt with wet celery?" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No. I'm your son'steacher."I guess my joke was so good it had to be reposted LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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