Newbie fun_av8tor Posted January 5, 2008 Newbie Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 It was entertainment night at the Senior Center and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill.People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced,"Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat."I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch - It's a very special watch and has been in my family for six generations."He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch ".The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.He knew they were all in his trance!Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the Hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces."SHIT!", said the Hypnotist.It took three days to clean up the Senior Center..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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