Tyger Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 Church Story When the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation wouldlike to express Praise for answered prayers, a lady stoodand walked to the podium.She said, 'I have a praise. Two months ago, my husbandJim had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completelycrushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't knowif they could help him.' You could hear an audible gasp from the men in the congregationas they imagined the pain that poor Jim experienced.She continued, 'Jim was unable to hold me or the children andevery move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctorsperformed a delicate operation. They were able to piece togetherthe crushed remnants of Jim's scrotum and wrap wire around itto hold it in place.'Again, the men in the congregation squirmed uncomfortably asthey imagined the horrible surgery performed on Jim. She continued, 'Now, Jim is out of the hospital and the doctorssay, with time, his scrotum should recover completely.'All the men sighed with relief.The pastor rose and tentatively asked if any one else hadanything to say. A man rose, walked to the podium, and said,'I'm Jim, and I want to tell my wife - once again -The word is STERNUM.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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