Old Biker

[jaxxy]

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a

tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50

HAND JOB: $100.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the

bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving

drinks to a meager looking group of farmers. "Yes?" she inquires with a

knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the old biker, "are you the young lady

who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The old biker replies, "Well, wash your hands,

I want a cheeseburger."