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Just read this, got a chuckle and thought I'd share:

One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.

I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies still lying naked on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the best of me, & I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator. "Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"

"Yes," she said. "They're retired prostitutes - they're having a yard sale."

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