The 11th Husband

[Kinky Twinkie]

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10

husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be

gentle; I'm still a virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married

ten times.?"

"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great

it was going to be.

"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was

supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out

diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order,

..he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he

wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new "state of the

art" method.

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't

sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never

sure how to position it.

"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist ; all he did was look at it.

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........... God I

miss him.

" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?

"You¢re with the "GOVERNMENT"..

This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED."