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  1. I have an erotic and imaginative mind.

  2. First you are gorgeous, but I would not rush into a relationship. I was in my thirties before I thought I found the right woman. I only dated dark skinned women, but I went against the grain and married the opposite that ended up in a messy divorce with a child involved! I'm now been married 14 going on 15 years to a Nubian Princess and loves the sex toys I buy for her from TooTimid. Her favorite is the Life-Like Jelly Vibrator I bought her and have used it for a Pussy Double Penetration (DP for short) with my Penis. So sex toys will not take away from you having sex, but will help you incorporate sex toys to your love life once you find a boyfriend. Sex toys also teaches you what you like to bring you to orgasm or orgasms and you can guide/teach a future lover what you like that brings the most pleasure. Don't be afraid to ask how he feels about sex toys, because he should be open to what you like, if not he's not for you!
  3. You are not the only one, I'd like to get it to open just like a flower using my tongue!
  4. Looks like you're enjoying yourself what you are doing with that toy. I bought a strap-on about the same circumference about 4 inches shorter, but the wife is hesitant for me to use it on her. You are an inspiration and give me hope!
  5. I love pussy that is open, looks life a flower in bloom!
  6. My ex-wife did a little role playing on our honeymoon while in the Poconos in Pa.. (I didn't know why she wanted me to pack one pair of my combat fatigues - ex military) The second night she told me to put on my combat uniform and put some money in my pocket, as she was very nicely dressed and we went to have drink in the bar of the hotel, telling me to leave my key in the room. I knew she was up to something and I would soon find out. Once at the bar we ordered drinks, she quickly finished her drink and told me to come up to our room in about 20 to 25 minutes and knock on the door which I had no choice, since I left my key behind while slipping a piece of paper into my hand with our room number on it! I waited the allotted time and keeping the piece of paper in my hand and went up to our room and knocked on the door! The door slowly opened and this woman opens the door in the sluttiest hooker looking outfit I have ever seen! She said come in, and if she had disguised her voice a little bit, I wouldn't have known it was my wife. She had put on a wig and heavy makeup to add to her costume. She asked how I found her? I said a friend gave me this piece of paper with this room number on it showing it to her at the same time. Did your friend tell you what my going rate was, going rate I questioned - starting to play her game. She replied "well what and who do you think I am, I don't do this for charity?" I told her you know we soldier boys don't carry a lot of money especially me when I'm in town away from the base, but I'll show you what I have puling a couple of twenties out of my pocket. ( I had more, but I was going to treat my wife as a cheap slutty hooker in the role she was playing) She looked at me, saying "you are lucky I like men in uniform, I'm worth more than $40.00!" Trying to be a smart-ass I replied " to me you aren't, for all I know you could be cop trying to make me fall for entrapment to get bigger bucks in fines out of me." She retorted "if I was a cop you'd been busted as soon as you handed me your money!" So I told her we are wasting time and what do I get for my money? She told me to get out of my uniform, which I did as fast as I can and then she pushed me down on the bed. She took off her see-thru top and Lacey bra, lifting her skirt showing me her crotch-less panties climbing on top of me cowgirl style, since my cock was already hard and she was super wet, I slid into her with ease. She said if I had paid her more she would have gotten completely naked, I told her I was OK with what she was doing and rode me while I played with her breasts and squeezed her nipples until I was ready to cum. When I told her I was about to cum, she jumped off my pulsating cock and jerked me off while cum flew on my belly, on the back of her hand, down the length of my shaft covering my balls. When I finished cumming, she grabbed a wash cloth cleaned herself up and then washed me, then this hooker told me to get dressed and go down to the bar! I ordered a drink and didn't have to wait too long before my wife showed up in the same clothes she had on earlier that evening, and I ordered her a drink! She sat next to me and asked how I knew it was her? I told her voice was the first thing I noticed, then her breasts which were a perfect 36 C cup, and I know what your Vagina looks and feels like. I then showed her the couple of fifties I also had in my pocket, she kissed me and said lets go back to the room and we made love for a couple more hours! She had totally enjoyed what we did that night, and I helped her play the cheap slutty hooker she wanted to role play!
  7. I met this woman a long time ago and we became friends and we exchanged phone numbers before there were cell phones or computer cams. She wasn't a stranger, but she knew how to have great phone sex, just the way she described everything to the last detail made us both masturbate until we had a great orgasms. We finally decided to get together at her place, she would not come to mine, and it was a disaster. She had a daughter who had gone out and my friend wanted to have sex, after we got started she became worried about her daughter coming home and catching us in bed together. Which of course affected me that I could not perform, so we got dressed and as soon as we got to the living room her teen-aged daughter walked in the door. After a short introduction and some pleasantries, I went home. Once I got home there was a message on the phone to call her and I did, she was apologetic and told me that she was very strict with her daughter about having non-committed sex, and did not want to set a bad example. Another reason why she could not come to my house, let alone spend the night. She told me she was naked in bed, and wanted me to get naked also. So I took my portable phone and stripped as I went to get into bed, and she gave me the hottest phone sex we ever had. The next morning I called the phone company and changed my number, and deleted hers. I enjoyed the phone sex but her double standard was a little unnerving and her phone sex was nothing like it was in real life, she was mostly talk and hardly any action! The things she said on the phone that we would do together never happened at her house, it was just her spreading her legs and me climbing aboard missionary style, no foreplay or anything that she had described to me on the phone. Her sex life was more like a fantasy in her mind because she was totally inhibited, but on the phone and having wild sex was fantastic to her, but not for me! You should practice what you preach!
  8. During my separation before I met and married my current wife, I dated a woman who loved Rimming both giving and receiving. I didn't mind Rimming her since she had numerous different edible flavored Lubes and Chocolate Syrup which was OK but messy. Coconut Lube smelled and tasted like you were licking Suntan Lotion, but Strawberry was my favorite and still is today. As for receiving, no matter how much she licked and even sticking her tongue inside my Anus - it did nothing for me! What really was a turnoff for me, after sticking her tongue inside my Anus and swirling around deep in my nether region with her lips pressed hard against the rim of my hole, she wanted me to kiss her. I would kiss her, but only after she rinsed her mouth with a strong disinfecting mouthwash, which I always kept on hand! She didn't mind kissing me, but usually the rim of her Anus and my lips were always covered with one of her flavors. I avoided going past the rim and sticking my tongue inside her at all costs, no matter how much she begged me to! Literally I kept rimming to what the term actually means - Rimming! We shortly broke up after that because of my hangups according to her, but I had also just met my current wife who was and still is a knockout, with a nice round butt and breasts to go with it, but she's not into any kind of Anal play - it is a TABOO subject for her!
  9. Not to disappoint you, but my quote was for Princess T, but if I can talk my wife into it since we have discussed Threesomes - read my post on that Topic, I'd let her dominate you!
  10. My wife and I have talked about threesomes, but only adding another female! Our discussions have been about several scenarios and sex positions except one, my wife will not go down on the other woman. She wants another woman to do her orally , but she would not reciprocate and I think many women would not go for that! One of my wife's biggest fantasies is watching me do another woman Anally, ( of course wearing a condom) while this woman licks and sucks my wife's pussy and clit! I asked the BIG QUESTION, where and who do I Cum on or with and she said it was up to me? I always wanted two women to give me a Blow Job and since my wife can Deep Throat, the other woman could suck my balls and when I mentioned that scenario to my wife, I didn't get a yes, no, or maybe, all I got was HHMMM! My wife also does not swallow cum, so I would finish in the other woman's mouth, but again no swapping cum between the women and again what woman would go for that, NONE I think! Her idea of a Threesome and mine involving another woman, are on different wavelengths and probably will never happen! I have mentioned adding a guy and then she throws being GAY in my face, again I tell it's for her but I got the HHMMM once more! I told her lets keep it at what is, just a fantasy for now!
  11. I would love to dominate you while I use my big Hollow Strap-on or some of my other cock like toys on you! I would even use some of my own Cock and Ball torture devices on myself while dominating you, so we could have a mutual great time!
  12. My wife doesn't have to touch herself, she can squeeze her pussy together to make herself have orgasms, so mutual masturbation would be no fun for me!
  13. My wife could Deep Throat that with ease, since I'm a little bigger than that and has no problem swallowing me!
  14. I would love to dominate you while I use my big Hollow Strap-on or some of my other cock like toys on you! I would even use some of my own Cock and Ball torture devices on myself while dominating you, so we could have a mutual great time!
  15. You did a great job, lighting was good too. I wish I was there to help you enjoying yourself.
  16. Glad to hear that I'm not the only male who can have these type of orgasms, maybe we should start a Forum Topic on this to see how many more guys have these types of orgasms! When I cum from any type of sex, I'm still horny, but after having one of these powerful body shaking orgasms I'm satisfied for at least 3 days.
  17. Hi everyone, I'm in my 3rd marriage and just wanted share some posts on some of the Forum Topics so i joined. I did not know this site even existed until I signed up for TooTimid's emails and received one from to join a discussion Topic, when I saw the 18+Forum link! I may be new to the Forum, but I have been a customer of TooTimid's through the years and purchased Sex Toys mostly for my wife, and they still work! I have posted reviews on some of their products and now I get to share some of my experiences with others who don't mind sharing or asking questions concerning sex and sexual matters!
  18. Fun4her +me - September 9, 2020 I’m more into Prostate Stimulation when it comes Anal Sex! My current wife or my ex-wife doesn’t care and did not care about having or giving Anal Sex and definitely no fingers anywhere near the Anus! I have heard and learned about PROSTATE Stimulation, and men cumming more quickly and harder when their Prostate is touched or massaged during Intercourse or Oral sex! In my collection of Sex Toys, I have a Waterproof Rechargeable Inflatable Multi-function Vibrating Prostate Massager ( not sold by TooTimid unfortunately) that can give me the best most powerful orgasms I ever had, and without cumming! You have heard of women having body shaking Earth shattering orgasms, this Anal Vibrator/Prostate Massager can do just that! Once I get the right comfortable inflation along with best vibrations, I have hips raise off the bed mind blowing powerful orgasms and without cumming! My wife has also giving me these same powerful orgasms, when we have had intercourse for a long time, of course she asked why didn’t you cum – I can’t explain other than I had a great powerful orgasm. (I’m not a minute man) Now that I suffer from E.D., I purchased from TooTimid a Hollow Strap-on ( I have reviewed) to get our sex life going, and she said it was too big! Since the Vagina can stretch much easier than the Anus, I experimented and found that I can penetrate my Anus with this Strap-on, and take it all the way in with a lot of lube and relaxation! I’m thinking of now letting her peg me with it, to prove that if I can take it in my tight little butt hole, she should be able to fit it into her Vagina to have some kind of sex for both of us to have fun!
  19. First I'm a couple of inches over the size of the average male when it comes to the male member once I'm fully erect, and the first time my current wife gave me a BJ, was on our honeymoon after we were married - was I in for a surprise! ( we did not have sex up to the point of marriage while we dated, as I was still going through a divorce) We practically tore each others clothes off once we got to our hotel where we spending our honeymoon, and when she saw my flaccid Penis I got this disappointing look and she asked -" is that all you got?" I told her "she has to find out," so she started out the usual way with lot of and kissing all around the head and licking up down and my shaft and as I began to get hard, she took me all the way in her mouth non-stop! I quickly expanded to my full size deep in her mouth and throat and she did not gag! When she pulled me out of her mouth and looked at the size of my Penis, she said and I quote "you have a bigger Penis than my ex-husband and I learned how to deep throat with him, but WOW you're much bigger than you look once you're totally hard!" Another quick glance at me, and again took me all the way down into her mouth and throat, and sucked on the base of my shaft while the rest of me was in her throat, holding and squeezing my balls at the same time. One thing though she would not let me cum in her mouth or throat, she said "no man has never and will never cum in my mouth," and after 15 years of marriage she wasn't lying! My ex-wife was the same way except for 1 night, (read my post "kissing after oral sex") but she could not deep throat at all, like the great wife I have now can no matter what position she uses. To me, my wife makes some of the best porn stars who claim they can deep throat, but never seem to get a big Penis all the way down or those that gag - look like amateurs! I don't complain about cumming in my wife's mouth when I get the best head a guy could ask for, because she never hesitates to perform deep throat, and when we 69 all I can say is HOLY COW, it feels like she's trying to suck my Penis off my body, as I lick and suck her pussy and clitoris real good!
  20. My current wife is not into kissing after oral no matter who is giving, but she can deep throat! My ex on the other hand, told me that if I never kissed her after oral, I would not get another BJ. It was the total opposite for me, we were having missionary sex when I stopped to lick her down there to taste her juices, but when I went back to kiss her she covered her mouth and said no way! Then she wondered why I refused to do oral on her anymore, but she would not let me cum into her mouth either! Then one night, I got the full PORN STAR treatment! I was on my back and she rode me cowgirl style, and after we both orgasmed, she jumped off me and started licking and sucking our juices off my still semi-erect Penis! I don't know what got into her, but after she finished I grabbed her before she could get away, and started kissing her - at first she didn't respond, but when we she opened her mouth a little we started French kissing and we tasted everything she had just done, we never talked about it and last time that we ever did that - being together for 10 years! That was still the best night of my life, my current wife can deep throat, but again will not let me cum in her mouth! Maybe I'll get my second PORN STAR treatment - stay tuned!
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