Okay, kinda funny story, wife and I stopped at a rest stop on I-10, had been talking about sex and got a little worked up so she was going to give me a blow job at the rest stop. She got down to business and I was getting close to the finish line when all of a sudden there’s a flashlight shining through the window and a cop is standing there. We take a minute to compose ourselves, embarrassed. He says you know doing that in public is illegal, then asks if we’re married. I say yes, he just says well, congratulations to the two of you, and keep up the good work to my wife , but do it at home