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Thank you Howard, once again, great words. I'll talk to her about it. She always has 3-4 orgasms per lovemaking, so I will work on more. Thank you.

My wife has had 4 kids, but also had 3 miscarriages, so she's been pregnant 7 times and she is more beautiful and sexier now than the day I met her, she is 5'7" and weighed about 122 when we met and she's about 140 now, she is much sexier now than before. Beautiful curved hips, great breasts, holy crap,what a babe.

Howard, you are the man, unfortunately I have to get up at about 5 in the am and she doesn't get up until about 6:30 and she's sooo not into taking a shower with me. She said last week that she only needs to have great sex once or twice a month. She has discouraged me, over the years, from verbal foreplay, saying "that is all I think about". Thanks Howard! I've read your posts, you've always got great tips for ppl!

I grew up with four older brothers and heard many names. Even "the little man" is a name. correct? One of the funniest names I've heard is, "schwanz" and what really makes it funny is to see the "Shwanz" dairy truck driving around. My family alwyas called it "Eddie" i've heard, "Sir Thomas", "The little guy" "Herman Munstor" "my unit". As a guy, if you have a crook in it, and you do sports, you can pee on other guys in the shower without them knowing it, for a bit anyway. A crooked one is called a perfect shower dick, because you CAN pee on people in the shower and act like nothign is happening, LOL!!

Dang do I need some help with my love life. My wife and I have been married about 19 years, and sex is usually pretty good when we have it, we just don't have it as often as I would like, which is almost once a week. Maybe I'm just a selfish male pig and I should be happy with what we do have but I'd really like to make love more often. WE have 4 kids, 2 boys: 8 & 10, 2 girls: 12 & 16. I am 44, she is almost 43, we are both healthy, active, intellegent. I clean house, load dishwasher, cook dinners, do yard work, own our own company, tell her how smart, beautiful, funny, sexy, brilliant, organized, hard working, cute, great interior decorator, gardener, cook, she is, which is all very true!! When we know we're going to fool around, we'll take a bath together in our tub, which is very big, part way through, i'll spend 15 minutes or so rubbing her neck and back, which is bad. I enjoy giving her oral sex until she almsot has an orgasm until she stops me two or three times so we can change positions or something else. I usually have her then roll over doggie style and give her a little more oral sex from the back side, then crawl up behind her, play with her a little more, slide inside her, but stay out enough so I can reach between us and play with her to make her cum, which I don't do right away so we can enjoy it more for a little while. I often lube up my finger or thumb and rub her ass, sometimes inserting a finger or thumb into it which pushes her over the edge very quickly. She has an orgasm then turns over and I slide in her from the front, on top of her, where we romp until we have one together, not too long by then. Then we wait and I go at it again and giver her at least one or usually two more, then we are done. We usually do that about once, maybe twice a month. The other method is, she climbs on top of me, I'm on my back, she slides up on her back on my front, I reach around, pretty easy, and play with her until she's pretty excited, then s slide inside her, play and romp some utnil she almost cums, then have her sit up, facing away form me, reach between us and play with her until she comes. she slides off, rolls over onto her back, I slide on top, romp until we have an orgasm together, then take a minute to rest, romp some more until she ahs 2 or 3 more. Snuggle a little, next to each other, talk some, clean up and off to sleep. I am 6'9" tall and weigh 260, she is 5'7" and weighs 137 or so, she is an absolutley beautiful classy, fun, sporty, sexy, elegant, wonderful woman. I spend alot of time with her during the day and the kids too. I coach some of their various team sports, play games with them, do homework with them, read with them, teach them to drive, take them to piano,we go camping and do lots of great stuff together. I communicate well with her, talk about everything together. I get oral sex maybe once a year, if that. Btw, before you think I must be some greasy sweaty pig, I often am told I look a lot like Tom Sellick and once Omar Sharif (sp?) But Tom is several inches shorter than me. I keep myself in good shape and clean cut, I don't drink, maybe a glass of wine a month with her, she loves a couple beers a week or a couple glasses of wine a week, so thats not a big deal either way. PLEASE HELP!!!!Thank you!!!! And excuse the typos, I spell well, but my typing stinks!

Howard is the leader of the good idea for this one. Get a small flat lockable case that you can slide under the bed and not worry about. If you have hardwood floors, fire a little felt on the corners so it won't scratch them. Keep it simple and low key.