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yes

A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Cabela's associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, 'Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?' He says, 'Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.' She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, 'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and a 10 lb test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this week for only $20.00.' She says, 'That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!' As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. 'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,' he says. She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around. The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be $34.50 please.' The woman is totally confused by this and asks, 'Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?' He replies, 'Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the duck call is $11.50 and the catfish bait is $3.50.'

Thats awesome!

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Richard, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over. Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong? He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.' I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.' Richard grinned.... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?' 'No,' I replied. 'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.' So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T ...I used to like the little shit......

false.. not yet anyhow TPBM loves Autumn

Bohemian rhapsody

I wonder if everyone on this site but me is part of the review team??

I like to look at it another way. What's the rattler thinking?? Oh so this is what it feels like...... this sucks!!

Mr

False TPBM is dreading the holidays to start

sexual

All of the above! Very nice

Hilarious

Cane

I guess TT is part of the net so True Tpbm is thinking of calling in sick tomorrow

Absolutely... but when am I not? Tpbm masturbates while on tootimid

A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man, standing alone. She approached him. 'My name is Carmen,' she told him. 'That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family name?' 'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most -- cars and men.' 'What's your name?' she asked. With a smile he replied, 'B.J. Titsenbeer'

True... at work today.... WOW!!! TPBM is enjoying a cold one

True, but I dont want to scare the cows! TPBM enjoys a good spankin!

Tight

lube

Watching

True Im talking sex! TPBM is wishing they were doing and not talking!

Magic markers would have been a little less painful. Duh dude!!

False on the first part, true on the second.. just relaxing today. TPBM loves a good action flick