As luvhim's consultant, I've got to say these are all great ideas. My son's old preschool teacher had a party a few summers ago - she made this awesome penis-shaped cream cheese dip, and covered it with thinly-sliced deli meat (think Buddig) - the penis was covered in turkey, the testicles had beef (or something darker!) What else was there.... I, for one, would LOVE the chocolate covered bananas...but I'd just love the chocolate (dark, please! ) no matter what. As for the condom thing - I actually have a game that I will probably play with the guests involving condoms and fake cucumbers, so I have that covered. May I suggest, however, (especially after having met a few of your guests!) that you keep alcohol to a minimum? They're already chatty as it is! Hehehe! I forgot to mention: CHOCOLATE IS AN APHRODISIAC!!! Can't wait for Friday! (I'll try to hold off labor until Sunday!) For those of you who've never been to one of those parties, I'll tell you how I run mine, as they vary from consultant to consultant. For me, it's all about attitude. I want to maintain a professional attitude, and make my guests as comfortable as possible, so I *always* use correct clinical terms when referring to anything, unless I'm relating a story. At any rate, I show up 45 minutes to right when the party starts (depends on how many latecomers the hostess expects!), set up my table with lotions, edibles, spa items, etc. I start with a short introduction of myself and the company, how I got into doing this, and try to gauge the crowd. We may play a warm-up game, it also depends on crowd size. I start my demo of the first products, focusing on some of my best sellers and the things I feel enhance relationships the most. I often point out products that past customers cannot live without, and, if it's a repeat party, many guests will give their opinions of products. After a short break, we play another (usually rowdy) game, I give out prizes, and we get started on the part everyone has been waiting for - the toys. I explain the many uses for all the toys, pass them around, and answer questions. As I pack up, I may play one more game, it depends on the time. My parties tend to run on the 3 hour side, though I'm trying to cut them down just a bit (I'm so long-winded that it gets hard!). I'd never gone to a party prior to signing up, and I really REALLY enjoy doing this - so much so that my husband really wants me to go back to school and consider a therapy degree.