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Beauty and the Bitch Everyone loves to see the mean girl get some comeuppance. Our bitchy star in Beauty and the Bitch 2 disc collector's edition certainly does throughout this slightly odd and maybe trying too hard to have a plot porn movie. There's a regular stable of skin flick pretty people, and every scene includes multiple positions. It's nice, but nothing overly spectacular. The one scene shot in a beautiful black and white is probably the best of the bunch. In one scene I couldn't help but focus on the hair of one of the women, trying to determine if the little twists were done that way to evoke devil horns. One of the greatest features of the DVD is the breakdown on the menu. You can jump directly to the oral sex, the anal, or the ending of any sex scene. It's a handy feature if you're going to want to watch a particular scene again. There are numerous extras of other previews, extra footage and even bloopers. I am mildly baffled by the director commentary. Unless you're interested in the workings of making a porn movie, it seems like a weird addition. Ultimately, if you like the action this DVD is well suited to multiple viewings. There's a cliché that porn stars can't act. This movie is not going to do anything to dispel that idea. Watching this DVD gave me flashbacks to watching some of those first couple seasons of Passions during the day, when in between the romances and divorces and general drama there was a witch with a talking puppet and all other kinds of wackiness. If you love that sort of thing, then perhaps this movie is for you!

52 Orgasm Tips cards I have to admit a certain degree of skepticism when I first looked at these cards. I was expecting them to be either pornographic or silly. Much to my surprise, I found them to be useful hints and tips that not only applied to orgasms but to the general well being of my sex life and my relationship. It's like a self help book, but in a much more convenient and useful form. You can grab a card at random, or work your way through them one by one in order. You could carry one in your wallet as a reminder, or slip one in your partner's briefcase. There's practical advice, such as squeezing muscles and controlling your breathing. There's advice to go outside your comfort zone, switch things around, or to go the extra step to make your love life fulfilling and fun. There's even one card that reminds the reader to be selfish once in awhile. Some suggest activities to enhance the mood or the sex. It's all reasonable, straightforward stuff. Now it's just handily printed on little round cards for you. I like these. I plan on keeping them, and using them at times to remind myself of all the ways I can have better sex and more fun.

Girls Night Out cards There's a stock number of dares everyone uses when playing Truth or Dare, and they run through pretty quick. Then you're left with prank calls (not so great in an age of Caller ID), eating gross food combinations (you just know someone will complain there are carbs in the cat food) and the always popular fake orgasm moment. Sometimes even the most rowdy player needs some help. Girls Night Out is a deck of cards with various dares to use. Some appear to be oriented towards a bar and/or party atmosphere. They seem like the sort of thing you might think is a good idea while drunk at your best friend's bachelorette party, like “Walk up to a guy and look at him as though you were just about to talk to him. Just as you walk past him turn round, slap him on the bottom and say 'Looking good, looking good' and walk off.” These dares are the sort of things extroverted people probably do every day. But they could definitely be uncomfortable or scary for a more introverted person. While this game could be lots of fun, make sure your friends are up for it or someone might hate you in the morning for making them wear their bra over their shirt and tell strangers they aren't wearing their knickers. I personally would cheerfully strangle any friend who tried to make me ride a chair like it was a mechanical bull. But I know other people love this sort of thing.

Office Whores Behind Closed Doors This is a good example of a movie that probably was made just because the title was catchy. The sex and girls involved have almost nothing to do with any office, unless you count the pinstripe miniskirt the blond girl is wearing. Still, they do look like the pretty, out of reach girls who work in HR and would slap a harassment charge on you if you even gestured in the region of her breasts. The guys all look like junior executives or mid level managers, but still pretty cute. If you have fantasies about hiring a secretary strictly for her blow job skills, or fantasies about messing around with your boss on a corporate trip, this DVD is for you. Fortunately, the faux Oakenfold music is only present in the little solo moments of each scene where the girls take off their clothes and introduce you to all the parts you'll be enjoying. During the actual sex it is just the slap of flesh and moaning. (Truth be told, I like it much better this way.) The DVD has five scenes with different couples. The first girl is the cutest and most into the sex, but each one has her own charms. Everything starts with oral sex. There's a lot of oral, and more oral, and more oral. Eventually they make their way into a sixty-nine or some other positions but straight up cock sucking seems to be a big theme with this DVD. Girl #3 is especially pliable and her partner bends her around into some nice looking positions. It is good, realistic sex for a porn film though there are no condoms. Overall, this is definitely a movie I would watch again and again. My partner also enjoyed it and agrees it is a must keep DVD. You get plenty of bang for your buck here, especially if you enjoy the oral sex.

The 14" Rubber Whip A rubber whip may seem like a child's plaything compared to the snap of leather. But rubber has some district advantages. You aren't going to feel guilty or worry if you get it wet, if things get sweaty or messy. It can just rinse right off in the sink. It comes in black, blue, purple or red so you can coordinate with any other toys in your collection. Get two and wave them around as an evil cheerleader with whips instead of pompoms. Afterwards, hang it up on a peg from the nylon strap. The rubber isn't as springy as I might like, but the lack of stretch reduces the chances it might snap or break on you. The strands are easy to separate and don't tangle too much. It still has just enough give to put a wallop into the whip. Depending on how much force goes into the motion, the rubber tendrils can give ticklish caresses or sharp stinging slaps. But even a hard smack isn't going to leave more than a brief red welt. You aren't really going to hurt yourself with this item. This whip is versatile enough to be a beginner's toy, or part of a more experienced player's collection. It's just useful for so many scenarios.

I Like It Doggie Style Strap This may be the single most useful item I've acquired in ages. I like the doggie style position, but the difficult part is not letting my partner flatten me into the mattress. The idea is simple, and it might have been accomplished just using a belt or a towel if that thought had ever occurred to me. But this is brilliant and so much more effective. The nylon is not abrasive, and the center of the strap is padded. It is also adjustable in length, which accommodates folks of different sizes. (One tip: If you discover mid action that the strap feels too long, just hold your arms further back.) The strap gives one excellent leverage, which is one of the critical parts of having sex in this position. With the aid of the strap, you can pull your partner up onto your lap or lift them up higher. It isn't just limited to the doggie style position either. The strap could be useful in the missionary position, or with the woman on top. It helps control the rhythm also, so there's no confused bumping and banging about. I can't recommend this item enough. It may seem too simple but it is incredibly useful. Sex on your hands and knees will never be so good as this.

I would just like to say that I must be one of those odd women. I really don't have straight clitoral orgasms. I don't even like much stimulation there at all. It gets to be too much for me, and isn't as fun. I much prefer insertion over all other things. So GatorbaitES, don't feel like you are the only one out there! I wish you luck in your explorations. A virgin, defined in the MW dictionary, is someone who has never had sexual intercourse. Masturbation, even with penetration, does not take away your virginity. You still haven't had intercourse since that requires at least another person. If you are concerned about pain, or how it is going to be the first time in regards to your hymen then perhaps doing some experimenting on your own will help you get over any nerves or fear. I agree with Elizabeth's post here too - I wish I had been able to handle my first penetration on my own!

Valntyn, thank you for your review. While I regret that you didn't enjoy the movie you watched and it wans't good for you, your review was helpful. I actually think the films sounds interesting to me.

Tyger- Yes, yes it did. I am normally a little skeptical of vibrators because I haven't had good luck with them in the past. But I found this to be quite nice and I enjoy using it.

Tell Me What You Want 2 If you really get off on your fantasy girls asking you “Is this what you want?” and detailing their actions aloud, then Tell Me What You Want 2 is going to be a good choice. The entire premise of this DVD is that the girls speak directly to the camera and hence the viewer, inviting them into the fantasy on the screen. There's pretty girl hanging around an auto shop, a girl in an alley offering to do just about anything for $20, a brunette who will touch herself or scream for you, the “exotic” looking stripper, an innocent looking girl on a park bench, and a female supervisor bent over her desk. Extras on the DVD include a bonus scene, a photo gallery of the stars and a behind-the-scenes video made hilarious by Evan Stone's interest in mallards. The girls in this DVD are the standard pretty: lots of eye makeup, lip gloss, no tan lines, but not over the top. The men look like they came in from their day jobs as models for romance novel covers. The star attraction, Ava Vincent, seems less made-up than the other girls and actually has some buttocks to swing. Even with the dyed hair, she looks more entertained and more realistic than some of the other girls. Ava is my personal favorite, for her attitude and the heat of her scenes. Overall, everyone looks like they are having a pretty good time and they keep up the image of speaking and acting directly for the viewer's pleasure. The actual sex is pretty vanilla, and there is no anal. But there's a lot of nice oral sex performed on both the men and women. Each scene involves several different positions. There's plenty of hot sex in this DVD and almost no downtime whatsoever. Definitely a case of getting your money's worth out of every single moment. The scenarios are varied enough, as well as the sex, to ensure repeat viewings won't get dull. For straight up simple sex, this is a pretty good DVD. I intend to keep it around for long afternoons when it's too hot to be outside.

Sportsheets Lover's Prisoner Kit Bondage gear gets expensive quickly, so there needs to be a place to start if you're unsure how interested you are or how often you will be using it. Velcro may not be the sexiest thing in the world, but is perfectly adequate for light bondage. (Some like it better than knots or buckles, for the ease of taking it all off in a hurry.) I've never used any nylon restraints before myself, so it was an interesting experience. The nylon straps are a good length to be tied around bedposts, chairs, or even other body parts. It probably won't hold you down if you thrash a lot, but it also won't be too intimidating for the inexperienced user. The collar and leash is more for show but is probably enough for a casual user. It's made of a velor-like soft red material and has snap closures. It should fit most people, unless your neck is significantly small or large. The cuffs are lined with the same material, which is comfortable and nonabrasive. Perhaps the most effective part of the kit is the rubber whip, made with multiple thin strands of springy rubber. It has a soft bite, akin to being popped with a half dozen rubber bands at once. If that is even too much, you can run the ends of the whip along the other person for a whispery sort of sensation. One of the best things about using velcro bondage cuffs is that they roll up very small and have very little clanking metal. This makes them ideal to stuff in the bottom of your carry-on bag to take along for a trip, or as a Friday after work surprise in your laptop bag. So the Lover's Prisoner Kit is best suited for inexperienced folk looking for a new adventure, or for someone who needs to be hauling their bondage gear on the go. For serious bondage needs, it is better to spend the money on some more substantial gear.

The Sinful Pleasures Cock & Balls What's not to love about a bright pink vibrating dildo? The Sinful Pleasures Cock and Balls is an excellent "first" vibrating dildo. It's easy to get running and the bright pink color makes it the most non-threatening penis shaped object on the shelf. The jelly has a smooth matte finish, and did not have any strong chemical odor or tacky feel. The natural feel is one of the best features. It has a realistic firmness, and enough give to be a fair substitute for the real thing. The suction cup seems reasonably strong, and sticks to any smooth, flat surface such as wood, ceramic or plastic. It holds well, even with some rough handling. I managed to knock it loose only a few times with some effort. The pull tab makes it easy to remove afterwards. Because the vibrating element is inside the shaft of the cock, it is a more diffuse sensation through the length of the dildo. This is good if you are extra sensitive or prefer something moderate. It has four settings, similar to most cellphone vibrations: constant, regular pulses, two pulse bursts and one pulse bursts. The button control is very simple, so you have to cycle through each setting before getting back to off. (It took me ages to notice the light on the control beeps in tandem with the vibration you have selected.) The sound is also slightly muffled by the jelly, so if the buzzing sound of bullet type vibrators turns you off, this one is a much better option. It's quite stimulating, and useful for both vaginal and anal play. It holds up well as a hands free device. Overall, the product is a good value for the money. If you need a starting place, this product is a good option.

Greetings forumites. I look forward to getting to know folks here. Mostly I'm glad to be able to write the word penis in something other than a legal document! I'm a social worker by day, saving babies and elderly people. In my other time, I write, I play video games, and have an awful lot of sex. I'm quite lucky to have a skillful and enthusiastic partner. I'm finally at a point in my life where I'm comfortable with my body and have the luxury of building up a stash of toys and movies. It's pretty nice not to be a starving college kid, or struggling in my first job anymore. Tomorrow I'm off to the nude beach to work on my tan and celebrate my boyfriend's birthday!