brandyfan411

Ok, this is getting to me now that I've gotten my own toy. My father is a toy FANATIC, I mean he uses toys more than he breathes. Him and my mom don't do it anymore and I think it has to do partly with the toys he uses. My mother thinks toys are disgusting. She would probably disown me if she found out I had a vibe. She thinks that what he's doing is absolutely sickening. She used to masturbate but has never has a orgasm (she calls them cookies which totally ruins real cookie eating). I think she would have one if she used a toy but she doesn't like them. I want to discuss the thought of using toys myself with my parents but the last time it was brought up (it was brought up by my brother and his constant masturbation) my parents were about to kill eachother. This makes me sick because I usually talk to them about everything. What would you do if you were in my shoes?

I heard about the HA-HA-HA thing and it's totally rediculous!! "Santa" has been saying HO-HO-HO for milleniums and for them to change it is insane. The ho's in his saying have NOTHING to do with sex at all. They need to leave Santa alone.....idiots.

Aw really? I should have known when RayJ kept looking at the stupid camera every time he did something. Thanks for the heads up Emily!! I won't be getting this then.

I would say that orgasms are bettter than the release of a full bladder. They both are enjoyable (of course) but I enjoy orgasms more. I think the sensation is better coming from an orgasm.

ROFL, that's not cum!! That's the color of it; it's white, pink, and purple (the purple is on the other side).

I thought ya'll would like to know that a Dirty Sanchez is when a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls upper lip leaving a moustache. Well, to go along with the post a 69 is when the female sucks the male's penis while he eats her pussy out. They use 69 because they are opposite directions of eachother.

I was wondering if anybody has seen this DVD. The previews looked really good but you can never really tell until you've seen it. I'd rent it, but you have to be 19 (that pissed me off seeing as how it 18 is the legal age ) to enter into the room. I live in a small town so there's one adult store and the only place that rents out adult DVD's doesn't allow 18 year olds in. I saw it on the shelf at the adult store I go to and was wondering if it was worth the pay. Anybody have any reviews?

My mother would be lucky to get a glance when she said something to my dad. My dad looks at football players more than he does my mom.

I guess I could try fantasy...... I guess it's time to buy some new magazines. I'm going to need new guys for this task,lol. Oh and thank you on the pic. I thought the flowers would compliment the nice neon pink.

Nope I don't. I usually go comando unless it's that time of the month. And if I do wear anything outside of that time, I'll wear a thong or g-string. But I seriously love the "freedom" of going commando.

Oh my goodness!! lol, ok my name is Tobby Apache Trail!! HA HA HA!! Oh man, I would NEVER use this as a name for anything!!

Hey, just because I haven't had sex doesn't mean I can't dream lol. My turn: 1. Would you be in control? No because I'm the one that needs to be controlled 2. Would you pull my hair? I would because I like that (I would like my future lover to pull my hair.) 3. Would you whisper in my ear? No because I'd be too busy screaming 4. Would you talk dirty to me? As long as you would say it to me 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? I'd alternate 6. Would you say my name? bleep yes! 7. Would you go down on me? nope, I'd be the one that isn't really in control 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? nope, never been into hickies 9. How many rounds would we go? however many you wanted 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? probably shower off (together) then have something nice (chocolate, fruit, whatever they all sound nice) 11. Would you take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly? yes! 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? I'm not into biting but if you want me to I will. I perfer licking myself. 13. Would you like 2 play or get straight to the point? PLAY!! 14. Would you want me to take my time? Please do!! 15. Would u fall asleep with me when we were done? Oh yeah!! 16. fast or slow? both please 17. Where would u wanna "do it" at? anywhere 18 Would u be loud or quiet? It depends. I don't mind being loud 19. Would you mind if i licked you? bleep no. Lick on!! 20. Would you do it 2day? maybe *giggles devilishly* 21. Would you do it 2morrow? .....yes I would!! Boy, I couldn't contain myself 22. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you? um.....sure!

I took a picture of the vibrator (there's nothing on it I promise lol): See how it increases? I'm starting to agree with you Aiden on just the stimulation part. But it's so hard to get myself going on just this.....heck wit most things (including fingers)

lol, it's alright. The vibrator is in the form of a penis.

Thank you Aiden. This article is very helpful (and sounds like alot of fun).

The shaft of the penis increases in size as you go down it.

I'm still finding out stuff about my body and what I like. I never tested myself for my g-spot. Heck, the onlt thing that's really been in my crotch, that went in easily, is a tampon (still working on my vibrator guys ). Is there a way to find my g-spot? It is like a test I have to buy or something?.....lol, I sound like a idiot. Sorry guys .

The pulsing of a full bladder while watching the videos is the thing that gets me going. I'm not gay or anything, but I have no problem watching girls pee lol.

Thank you everyone for your kindness!!

Thank you both for your advice. Do you think I should try something smaller than what I have? See, the penis gets bigger as you go along. Maybe I should try a small toy for now?

Ok, I just turned 18 and I bought my first toy. I am a virgin (I have no problems saying it, yes I am). I bought a vibrator that was slightly large. I've always had trouble having an orgasm with my hand. I thought this toy would be good. It's in penis form (if you needed to know that). I'm still having some trouble getting aroused with this toy. I only seem to get some stimulation when I rub it on the left side of my vagina (nothing really from my clit). Penetration went well until I reached a certain point, which is to be expected since I am a virgin ( I pulled out afterwards). Does anybody have tips for me? Anybody here that has a hard time masturbating period? Or anybody here with their first time tips? This will be greatly appreciated! I'm getting very frasturated with myself.

I'm not sure if anybody has mentioned this but I have a pee fetish. I know it's slightly strange but I love to watch hold-it contests and they pee. Why it turns me on? I really don't know but it does.

Hi there! My name is Vicki and I turned 18 on the 11th of Decemeber (this month) and I'm just starting out with toys and stuff. This looked like an awesome forum to talk about these things so here I am lol. Nice to meet everyone!! BTW, I do have a myspace so I'll have to look you guys up,lol.