brandyfan411

I have many sexual dreams now that I've started using my dildo. And it's not unnormal to wake up performing something and/or feeling like ur still in motion. I tend to move around ALOT in my sleep, even to the point of sleep walking (the farthest I've gotten was up the stairs to the office. I woke up in the office chair in front of the computer lol) and talking. I had fallen asleep after a good masturbation session so my mind was already in gear (boy was it great). I have this pink body pillow on the other side of me....I usually don't think anything of it. Well, in this dream, I was having sensual sex with James (from Survivor....gawd, he is so hot). It was very detailed, from us taking our clothes off to watching his thrusts. I woke up on top of my body pillow, riding it like a cowboy in a rodeo ROFL!! I guess my body must've rubbed up against it in my sleep so I got on top. I have to have vibrations to even get close to any building up so I wasn't wet but boy was I horny!! (you know I masturbated after that right? lol) It's all in the mind. I mean, i I even THINK about masturbation for one second, I get hot.....it's just how we're made.

I naturally tend to hold my breath when breathing (don't ask me why). I do hold on my occasionally when masturbating but I shake MORE when I exhale. It's fun to let it build up then exhale lol. It seems like it pushes it down ur legs. If you do hold ur breath, try letting it build then exhale. I'm pretty sure that this won't help but it's still exciting. Shaking it's a side effect....it just means you know how it "work it".

My first time was on my 18th b-day. I've had my first trip planned for a LONG time. I said I was going to get turkey legs for everyone at the Wal*Mart closest to us (about 15 minutes away). I lied lol. I made up a story saying that they didn't hold them for me so I had to go to a further away Wal*Mart. Truth is, I got the turkey legs at the Wal*Mart and went over to my local Sex Store (named Galaxy). When I went in there, I was EXCITED!! I have been wanting sex toys since I was 13 because masturbation got nowhere (fingers don't work on me). I showed them my i.d. and they were excited for me because I got a discount. So this guy who's name is "Moose" (I guess it's a nickname lol), who is now my go-to guy, talked me through a few things like size and shape. I walked around and there is was. I never had a color preferrence until this very moment. It was pink on one side and light purple on the other with white going down it's center. I WANTED THIS ONE!! I grabbed it and we tested it out.....it buzzed with umph behind it. YAY!! So then we moved on to lubes. He shot straight for the Wet Platinum lube. It was a skinny, small tube and I was like "What the.....how is this supposed to last me!?" but he grabbed my finger and put some on. One drop was all I was going to need so I knew why it was so small. My total for that day was 28 bucks (it's a cheap store which I love. Hey, I'm saving for college here) and I skipped out merrily with my first toy. Unforeunately my first toy has stopped working for me since the buy of my second to last toy but you never forget your "first" lol. And as for the turkey legs, they made it home slightly cold. My mom was wondering what happened. I sent her a text from the store saying there was traffice and I was stuck in it (Georgia ALWAYS has traffic) so she'd think I wasn't out painting the town red or something. I got home and told my family my bogus story and we had turkey legs and Sprite. And that night.....well, you know the rest.

I have a body pillow that I use to hump on (it either that or I buy a blow up doll lol). If I'm not using that then I just ride my dildo. Both work in the end lol and that's all that matters.

My bullet is attached to a cord and I insert mine vaginally. Don't use condoms either. I just give it a tug and it comes right out. I wouldn't imagine it snapping from the cord but if it does, just push it out....like a Ben Wa Ball.

I have seen some (I work at a video store). I'm not too fond of these types of movies myself but I know alot of people who snatch these up at all hours. I forget the name of it, but there is one particular she-male video that constantly goes in and out. Ususally, we'll pull them off of the shelves and sell them to people. We can never seem to sell this one because it's ALWAYS rented out.

They don't have this toy or anything like it here. Most of their toys are big. Anyways, this toy worked with amazing results!!

You aren't the only person. I like to watch football but I didn't care enough to watch this year. I had totally forgotten that it cam on this month. Somebody reminds me a couple of days ago but I still didn't really care. I watched The Comebacks today.....that's enough football for me.

I have been in need of more when I masturbate. I've been looking for a dildo that wasn't too big but something that was going to actually do something. I asked myself "I wonder if they have like a beginner's dildo?" lol. I couldn't believe my eyes when I walked into my local store and it was hanging up. lol, It was a Beginner's Dildo!! I never would have guest that they had this out there....but I guess you've gotta start somewhere right? It feels very nice!! It looked kind of hard at first but I was surprised. It doesn't have any suction on the bottom but I can make it work. The big question is.....will it work for me? After all of my toys falling short to my Colt bullets, I need something to work.

This toy is incredible...I honestly can't stress it enough. This toy has me thinking about it every second!! I HAD to use it right after I got off work. I live 15 minutes away from my job.....I got off before I made it home!! And Amy, wait until you get your first toy and experience the joy of orgasmic bliss! You'll know what I mean when you need it. This toy has unleashed my "beast"!! WOOO!! I had in on a leash with my other toys. I guess it just broke loose and the only (yes, the ONLY) thing that will calm it down is this toy.

Absouletly!! I bought a Colt DOUBLE bullet that has 7 different functions!! Both bullets are VERY strong, even on low. The great thing is, is that both bullets run strong at the same time and they both have their own stop button so they can be on different functions at the same time. I get off on these bullets in under 20 minutes!! I love this toy!! I use it...or them....so much that I masturbate up to three or four times I day. Colt 7 Function Twin Turbo Bullet

AAAHHHAHAHAHAH!! I see why men love football so much!! I may just pay attention this coming super bowl.

ROFL, I couldn't do that either!! If I took this to work, I'd probably end up on the floor grabbing at myself. Or I'd try and make it to the bathroom and end up having an orgasm in the Drama section.

Ok, I'mma look into it. I just want something that's gonna work lol. You can't return these toys and I can't just give it away if I don't like it ROFL. Like I bought this bullet from Doc Johnson and it doesn't even remotely work but I'm stuck with it. I know you can't send Too Timid toys back can you? I'm desperate here lol. This toy has got me going crazy. I'd never thought that I'd be masturbating three to four times a day but I am. And the thing is....I LEAVES ME HANGIN'!! It's like someone tying you up and taking you to the very edge.....then leaves you tied up and you can't move. You're stuck and you can't finish it.....that's how I feel every time I get done with this toy. I'm losing my mind ROFL. I love it so much, I almost took it to work. Need I mind you that I work at a video store lol. It's quite in there too lol. I can't buzz while checking videos out!

Yeah really!! I think he may need a new gf too!! A 10 year old boy being pushed to have sex?!

REALLY!?! Well, the way I've been masturbating, I've been burning 400 to 450 calories a day!! I'm burning some right now. And wait...... oh, I just burned 60-100 calories . Lemme go excerise right now because my workout is getting very intense!

Yes, I still have my other vibes. You're talking about the one that's purple,pink, and white-swirly....it doesn't do and bleepin' thing for me anymore. I would use it as a dildo but it gets wider as it goes. It starts off pretty thick anyways so it hurts as it gets further. I have one that's solid pink but I think it's too small. I wantd something that wasn't too long and not too thick. I can try my solid pink vibe with my Colt bullets again and see what happens but I dunno. I don't want anything that's so thin that I'm not gonna feel it. I want it to be "full" but not to the point where it's gonna hurt me.If anal toys are thin then that's not what I want.

Really pappy? I knew about sex at 8 years old (after catching mom and dad on the couch). I had two friends who were in "love" at 10. They tried to have sex but didn't know where the penis went. Their parents caught them. Sex now-a-days is taking over. You really have to teach your kids about sex as soon as they hit school age, or at least first grade. Its sad but true. That's why I've always been thankful that I've had a mother who has ALWAYS been open with me and my siblings. If no one teaches their children, they spread around stupid mess like having sex in a tree stops pregnancy lol. You wouldn't think that they'd believe something as dumb as that but they do. He'd probably try it too if he didn't get caught.

Aw!! My mother had cervical cancer. She had to have her uteris removed but after that she was fine. You'll pull through. I know life sucks...we all have our issues. Just keep your head up Kelli!! I'll pray for you I promise. God bless! Oh, and before you get anything done, find out EVERYTHING you can about cerical cancer and your doctors!! It can really make a difference if you know alittle bit. I'll help you if you want (it's always easier when you've got someone lol). STAY STRONG BABE!! I'M HERE FOR YA!!

I don't do anal lol. Can they be used for vaginal purposes? And man is this toy great!! I mean, you get two high powered bullets (for double use if you want). They can be used at the same time and they don't lose power!! Man, I get off in under 20 minutes with this toy...it's insane!! I was thinking that combined with my Colt toy, a dildo (one that can stick to something) could really do the trick.

I'm dying here you guys. Anyone who's read my post on my latest toy (my Colt double bullet toy (7 functions)) can tell that I love this toy....and I mean REALLY love it. But I love it so much that I'm using it three times a day!! It leaves me feeling like I need.....I dunno, more? I don't how to describe this. I guess I feel myself getting aroused on the inside, like I need someone to just come and bang me. Does anyone get what I mean? None of my other toys do anything for me anymore, which is sad lol. My Colt toy has me in a bind that I don't necessarily want to get out of but I need more. I've never owned a dildo before. All of the one's I've seen look too big for me. Is there anything like a beginners dildo? Does anybody know of a nice small dildo that gets you off? I'm needing something now because I'm ready to explode lol.

Yes Lawd!!....*clears throat* I mean, you have a great photo!! Are you uncircumsized? If so, it's sexy!! There's nothing wrong with that!! *whispers*do you have anymore?*whispers*

ROFL!!....AHAHAHAHAHA!! .....Ok, lemme come back..... Alright, I'm good. I hope someone tells them that kissing during sex isn't gonna stop one darn thing. If that was true, you'd be lip locked through the whole thing.....wait, you are basically lip locked through the whole thing ROFL!!

ROFL, I'm glad you found it funny because I was ready to hurl. They don't do anything now but at the time, they would get up real early in the morning before the rest of us woke up. I was just going downstairs to get some Cap N Crunch and I heard all this moaning. I walk down the steps alittle bit and my parents....ugh, can't even say it. I screamed "Oh my GOD!!".....mom popped up, dad trying to play it off.....I ran back upstairs.....aw man. I've seen all of my family members naked before. Mom always walks around naked. She's either trying to get my dad's attention when he here or she's doing a million things at one time and decides the last thing she's gonna do is put clothes on. Dad has his hot tub here (he works in SC but commutes back and forth) and always seems to get in naked. The only time I've really seen my brother naked is when I was getting ready to walk up the stairs and he was hiding....totally butt naked (he was getting ready to take a shower). My sister is as much of a nudist as my mom so there ya go. Ya'll get ready....I'VE FOUND MY DAD'S TOYS!! AHHHH!! Ok, as I said he lives in SC and his house ain't that big. Over the weekend mom and pops left so I decided to have me a treasure hunt lol. I feel bad about it now because he had some pretty freaky stuff in here. I started cracking up when I saw this female head. ROFL, eyes buldging, mouth agape!!

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