totallyawesomealex

many of my friends do talk about not being able to please a lady due to their lack of sobriety. the horror stories of passing out right after he climaxes, leaving her to fend for herself haunt me. however, on the personal note, i have not ever not pleased a lady. in fact, more often then not, i am not able to climax, but she does many many times over. however, i am not bummed out by that because the next morning, my lady doesnt remember much of the night before, but she does remember the amazing sex and 'makes up' for it by a little dance and amazing oral ecstasy. i cant complain much. hahaha i will definitely direct all my male friends that still think that DRINKING is the best thing to do at a party to your advice, howard. hahahaha thanks again. :]

yea i kinda figged it was something along those lines... but still... imagine what blowing a load like THAT would feel like hahaha. just wishful thinking i suppose :]

i guess what im going to have to do is give her the greatest quality AND quantity of oral lovin' so that she's paralyzed from the waist down hahaha. jk i give it all a try and let you all know how it goes down hehehe

i have had much drunk sex back in my day. a lot lot hahaha. i party a lot in these days. me and my fiancee go to as many parties as we can together. however, we don't/can't stay very long because when we drink, our sex drives go through the roof, same thing goes for when we smoke. im not saying its better, but in our drunken stupor, the sex after a party seems to be the most intense sex we've ever had. its the only time when i have been able to orgasm twice in one go. tonight is new year's eve and i plan on getting VERY crunk and use all the things i have learned from this site to have even more mindblowing amazing sex. and one of the things that i love most about sex is, after we ravish each other's bodies for a couple of sweaty, heavy breathing, body shaking, mind exploding, i post up on the bed. my back on the headboard, so basically im sitting up with my legs sprawled out. and she is laying in between them, her back against my chest, and we split a camel no. 9 menthol 100. it is seriously one of the most romantic i have ever felt with my girl... god, im getting goosebumps now... so basicallly, what im wondering is, if there is any one else out there that enjoys a smoke afterwards, drunk sex escapades, etc?

anyone heard of peter north? that guy seems to have a never ending ejaculation... its almost scary!

happy new year! and i hope everyone has a "great" night tonight! lord knows i will

this seriously is one of the best sites on the whole internet. it dares go places that most people dont or feel comfortable going or asking. i appreciate everything and everyone on board :]

double post due to all the great ideas... hahaha The second erection thing was something I haven't even thought of, but sounds amazing! good advice all the way around. i have to admit that i have been reading your advice for a while now howard and it feels crazy to actually have you give me some hahaha. yea, and im going to try to, like you said, get her more comfortable with bodily fluids, i.e. kiss her after i eat her out, kiss her after she sucks me off, finish sex with oral for both of us... well damn. im really excited now hahaha throughout the whole time when were getting sexual, i was under the mindset that 'if i give her a good enough orgasm she'll do anything i want!' thank you aiden for your thoughts, i think "I'm curious where she is getting these ideas, and why she would even care what the standards of others are." will be enough for her to do it.

No, she has not swallowed or done a facial with anyone else, I'm her first REAL sexual partner.

If worst comes to worst, Im sure i can think of new fantasies that are more doable lol. But definitely. I sent her the link to your article about dt, and she said she would try that... but not swallowing or a facial. she can get confusing sometimes lol. do you think i should stop swallowing for her because she won't do it for me, or would that just be mean and spiteful?

i think it might be because im relatively young and really into it anyway, but i love having sex to/masturbating to metal, grindcore, and all it's variants. honestly, it makes me feel like such a badass hahaha. and it puts a more exotic, intense mood over everything. fav. songs "statutory ape" - black dahlia murder "memphis will be laid to waste" - norma jean "apocalypse now and then" - every time i die "house of straw" - bury your dead "back to back" - the chariot "tranquil" - darkest hour "ravenous" - arch enemy "deathmask divine" - black dahlia murder "climatic degradation" - black dahlia murder "crawl through knives" - in flames "as diehard as they come" - hatebreed "nocturnal" - black dahlia murder

first of all, hello to everyone. and thank you for keeping this site alive with fresh new ideas, tricks, and other valuable information. now to the question. my fiancee flat out says no to swallowing AND to facials. she thinks its degrading. i dont see it as a degrading act whatsoever... more like proof of love and commitment. however, she isn't a prude as im welcome to the rest of her body when its time. sadly, the one thing i cant have, is what i want. dont get me wrong, cumming on her chest is a thrill... but i just need "more." i dont get it as i let her do WHATEVER she wants to me. sex, for me, is all about giving her the best possible orgasm. is there any way to get her to even at least try a facial/swallow just once? or should i just write off that fantasy?