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I was really excited for this toy to arrived. It was packaged in a really cool looking tube. The colors and shape appealed to me visually. The description boasted: “Enjoy the sensuous comfort of our super-soft Luv-Touch with this incredible multi-speed vibe. It’s waterproof, discreet, cleverly contoured and perfect for on-the-go thrills.” Well, it is waterproof and fairly quiet, but the only softness to it is just the feeling of the outside. I enjoy toys with large diameters, but the lopsided bone-like shape of this toy made it extremely difficult to insert. Once you insert the longer side, it is a difficult stretch to get the other side in. If the toy had just a little give to it somewhere it would probably be a great addition to any collection. I gave this toy a few chances, I lubed it up, I warmed myself up, but no amount of preparation could make this toy enjoyable for me. Honestly, it became like too much work and took the fun out of my play. I am not saying that someone else might not enjoy it. It is quite quiet on the low to med settings. It is discrete looking. It is waterproof. Just be aware that this is not a squishy toy anywhere. It is rock solid. I would recommend a lot of lube and patience. It has the potential to be a great toy, just be aware that it is more challenging that it looks in the picture Luv Touch Contour

With an island paradise setting and many different kinds of sex, this DVD has something for everyone. One thing I especially liked was the fact the background music was background music and not covering up all of the wonderful moans and whimpers. The camera work for this DVD is awesome. The view changes enough to keep you interested and watching, but not so much that you get bored. The sex scenes were very hot between very attractive men and women. There were sections of anal, girl-on-girl, and straight sex. The exotic setting really helped add to the sexiness. There were some parts of this DVD that were not as great. At the beginning there is this girl strutting, posing, writhing, licking her fingers, and overacting in front of the camera for way too long. It was so over the top I actually started giggling. Her solo scene was also edited weird so she went back and forth between clothed and unclothed. I actually got so bored I fast forwarded until the guy showed up. There were various interludes between many of the scenes, though none as over the top as the first girl. If those moments don’t do much to turn you on, at least you can have a bit of a laugh until the real stuff starts. This DVD is a great deal with a little bit of everything and a low price. The setting is beautiful, the actors are hot, and the sex is pretty amazing. Brazilian Island II has earned itself a high place in my adult DVD collection. Bazilian Island II

My first thought when I opened this box was “Oh my god it is huge and pink and it has a tongue!” With 8.5" of length and a Diameter of 1.5" the “Clit Flicker” can be a bit scary to look at. It is definitely not a beginner’s toy. This toy has two dials that control the tongue and the shaft and one button that changes the setting of the thrusting/rotating. The tongue part is flexible and can be removed from the shaft (but is still connected by a wire). After a thorough inspection I was ready to clean the toy, insert 4AA batteries and lube up. Experimenting with this toy was a mixed experience. I really liked the girth of this toy, I really felt “filled.” I took a bit of time to insert the toy and then tried the dial for the tongue. I was kind of disappointed because the tongue doesn’t really hit the correct spot as you play. It can be manipulated into the right spot, but it doesn’t really flick like the toy title claims. It does have powerful vibrations though. After a bit of time with the tongue I turned on the rotation. This was not a very pleasant sensation. This toy is kind of rough. Even on the lowest speed, it gyrates kind of fast and didn’t really feel good to me. It is also a bit loud, though less so when inserted. I experimented with all of the settings (variations of direction of spin and up and down motion). If there was just a setting that only went up and down instead of always spinning this toy might be more pleasurable. I was able to climax with manipulation of the tongue, but it was not anything earth-shattering. Cleaning this toy would be easiest with a toy wipe because of all of the ridges in the shaft. Overall, I did not enjoy this toy a great deal. A little loud, a little intimidating, and as much as the long handle on the toy helped me hold it, the handle made the toy too long to fit into my little toy box. The girth is nice and I enjoyed that and the tongue, but I did not enjoy this toy’s dual actions. It was too rough for me. Thrusting Dual Action "clit flicker"

Too Timid Pleasure Gel is great for toy play. I had never really used a gel lube before and now I will never go back. The gel stayed right where I needed it to and did not drip or make a mess like some of the more watery lubes. It stayed wet and silky for as long as I needed it and did not leave me feeling sticky or greasy. It was also really easy to clean off my toys. It is definitely a good deal-both in function and cost! Too Timid's Pleasure Gel

The Bliss Bullet is a prefect companion for any shower. I was never really a fan on the bullet vibes but after vigorous testing I feel that it is a great addition to my toy arsenal and has earned a special space on my bathroom shelf next to my rubber ducky. The shape of the controller is perfect to fit in your hand and stay in your hand even when wet and slippery. There are two settings: low and high. The low setting is pretty strong and the high setting is, as in the name of the product, pure bliss. The settings are very easy to control with a click of a button. The only issues I had with this product were the noise level and keeping a hold on the bullet itself. The noise can be a bit loud-definitely needs to be muffled a bit for those of you living in dorms. I did find that the sound of a shower covers the sound of the vibe. So it is easy to be discreet if you need to. My other issue was holding on to the vibe. The shape wasn’t quite right for me to be able to reach all the little areas I like to reach. Also after about 5 minutes on the low setting my hand began to get numb from holding the vibrating bullet. Still, this toy is definitely a great addition to anyone’s toy collection. The vibrations are very strong and the toy can join you where few toys can go: in the shower. What better way to get refreshed after a long day.