whitefang2002

Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. > A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary > submitted this: > > Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked > my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for > a little something extra for my wife Julie. > What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. > The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no > long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time > to retreat to safety.....?? > > WAY TOO COOL! > > ....Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded > two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. > Nothing! > > I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND > pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue > arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. > AWESOME!!! > > Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is > > on the face of her microwave. > > Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it > couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right? > > There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting > little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I > really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I > must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) > and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going > to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did > want some assurance that it would work as advertised...... Am I wrong? > > So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading > glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one > hand, and taser in another. The directions said that a one-second burst > would shock and disor ient your assailant; a two-second burst was > supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a > three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the > ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds > would be wasting the batteries. > All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about > 5' long, less > > than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with > > two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, 'no possible way!' > > What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best...?! > I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one > side as to say, 'don't do it dipshit,' reasoning that a one second burst > from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided > to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the > prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and .... > HOLY MOTHER OF GOD... WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . . . > > WHAT THE HELL!!! > > I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me > up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and > over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal > position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, > testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in > the oddest position, and tingling in my legs!!!? > > The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to > a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to > avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room. > > Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a taser, one > note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you > zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged > from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second > burst would be considered conservative? > > S O B, THAT HURT LIKE HELL!!! > > A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at > that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and > surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of > the fireplace. The recliner was up side down and about 8 feet or so from > where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were > still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, > and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling. > Apparently I shit myself, but was too numb to know for sure and my sense > of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which I > believe came from my hair. > I'm still looking for my nuts and I'm offering a significant reward for > their safe return!! > > P. S. My wife loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it! > > ....If you think Education is difficult, try being stupid.

you have to go for a consult and they will telll you what....acording to your anatomy and what your looking to get from it.....what is best for you and so on.

I am so jealous!!! yeah i would be just like you....grinning cuz you know its down there. haha. but thats half the fun! I still want on. haha.

i was on it and I had the same thing. I also got prego. on seasonal......and had a miscarriage. So its not something i ever want to go back on it. They say it takes 3months for your body to get used to it. My sister is on it and only had that spotting the first couple weeks...and now everything is fine for her.

but why would rob post it in them then?....i mean like the hint and so on. Oh also I believe that they got sent to your email if you signed up for the news letter. The contest info. when it started that is.

Sun. It was a contest from the main page. If you bought $50 or more of things from TT between such and such dates....you automaticallly got entered for this contest. I think it even said that the "winner" was notifed....I can't remmeber what way....I just remember it saying so everyone doesn't tear their packages apart or something like that. So If this winner doesn't come forward....can I enterr? lol yeah right. Doesn't hurt to ask though!!!!!!!!! So WHO ARE YOU!!! COME ON ITS KILLING EVERYONE!

Oh and chloe im dying to hear back about if you get yours done!!!!!!!

I meant more so the hood. I would never do the actually clit. And with researching I have found that most women aren't able to get the clit one anyways....cuz they want it to be atleast the size of a pea....and most women's aren't that big. I'm not talking when fully aroused. But the hood one. I found that you have to have a consult to see what one would be best for you depending on your amatomy and what you want to use it for. I have heard the horizontal one is more so just for looks....but the vertical...which is the one I want...is the one to increase the sensation.

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I have never heard of this either.....interesting. yeah i would either look it up on the net or ask her about it. doesn't seem like an inapropriate thing to ask since like pappy said, she asked you over to help her....

no its not pathetic. Im more worried about the fact that SO said he didn't like piercings....even though he hasn't had personal experience with them down there on any of his ex's that I know. So im hesitant right now.............not sure if it would be a mistake that he would hate

Oh thats a great story!!!! Love it. Thanks for sharing it with us!

After it was over I was like oh crap I wish I would have entered that one! Just think of all the toys you can get!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG I would have died if that was me. lol. Someone is really really lucky! Now who are you? lol.

I looked into it and somepeople say its like a sharp sting that last about 2 sec. and it also depends on how sensative you are down there.......

Sorry Glen i didn't realize you were in FL too. Im not sure who else is either.

the clit hood one does sound more "on" for me. lol. yeah i was wondering what the pain levels are down there getting it done??

I like the new skin colors......however........I have to scroll from left to right to be able to see everything. I know rob that you said before that it would end up just like the old blue skin that it went defult to what your computer was....and the old skin works fine on mine...not having to scroll left and right...but the new one I have to. Anyone else with the same problem? Or anyone else know how to fix this?

I wasn't sure where to put this question or what ever you want to call it.... I will start out with my story: One night I had a dream that I got my nipples pierced and SO really liked them. In RL when I asked him what he thought of them, he wouldn't answer. Finally after weeks and weeks I got the answer out of him...he doesn't like piercings. (nipples or clit). Though he cant speak from experience that I know of. I have really really thought about getting either done but since he said he doesn't like them I haven't pursued it. I still can't get them out of my head! And I get turned on my the thought of me having either/or. More so cuz then I have a little hidden secret that would only be ours to share! Maybe thats why its a turn on. I was just wondering if any of you have either of yours done. (i know some members have their nipples done) but I was looking for some feedback on both. And maybe some advise as to weather they really increase sensation and so on..... Please feel free to share all!!!!!!

Usually in bed...or on the sex lounger I have....or in the living room sneaking a peak at my dirty movies

Thats whom was my first thought! lol!!!

I am a stay at home mom....and if I dont plan on anyone coming over or going anywhere........I admit...I stay in my pj's. Unless we go outside to play or to the store.....and so on...then I usually have jeans and tee or something on.

im with you IHA! Cuz I had never even heard of PCOS before now. Sorry that I couldn't help you, but glad to see that someone already has! Hope things go well!

Nice pic! So sexy!

i like mint type smelling ones What do you think you will charge for shipping? I know dumb question when I could just go to walmart...but theirs aren't the smell up your house type ones! lol. And I dont' like the "glade" scents.....so looking for something new!

Sorry I can't help you or offer any advise. this has never happened to me. Someone on here will probably help ya!