No farting during sex! (pussy ones are ok) Agreeing with everyone else......spitting thing is a huge turn off! No comparing old lovers with each other. "No hogging toys or porn. No hiding them either. If he gets new magazines to look at, I have made it clear that I don't care if he looks, but I want to know where the mags are too. Hey, I like to look too! This way, I also know what he's looking at!".........I am exactly like you on this one!!!!!! I like soft lighting.......and if you want me to make noise I have to have something else making noise in the background....i.e. music or tv (porn even) or something cuz I feel awkward breaking the silence. NO anal. lol. Um...let me think what else.........no being immature..... I am sure I will add more later.