TonboMidori

Quick update is this: 1) Docs have narrowed it down to either Rheumatoid Arthritis or Lupus (can I see what's behind door #3?) 2) Grad school 3) Car died, no money for new one, Public transport sucks 4) Had to move again 5) Haven't had an orgasm or a sex drive in almost 6 months, which (along with other stress) led to arguments, which led to breakup 3 days ago Sorry to be sucha downer, but i guess I just needed to put it somewhere.

Hey guys Know it's been a loooong while since I've been on, but life has been hitting pretty hard lately. Won't go into the mess regarding my SO and his ex, or La Nina (he asked me not to). Other stuff will be explained when I have confirmation/time. Belatedly, congrats to Thur & Val, feel your pain Pappy, sorry to hear about Whiskey's troubles, and anyone else I may have missed. BTW, loved Synnir's "unicorn" pics. They made my day :-)

In the era of multitasking, this vibe seems like the perfect tool to combine fun and... well... fun. Using an audio splitter, it lets you listen to your mp3 player while having a little happy alone time. If you don't want/can't use your mp3 player with it, it does have an alternate control top that lets you use it independently. That method requires 3 N batteries (included), and has several different speeds and patterns. I can't tell you how happy I was for that alternate function, because I couldn't test this toy with my mp3, stereo, or computer. The reason? Your music maker has to be at 75% volume just to get the vibe going! To actually get any real power to it, it has to be between 80-100% volume! Why am I shouting?! Because my vibrator made me deaf! All joking aside, it's really not a bad concept. In fact, it's a pretty awesome one. But the whole volume issue really puts a damper on it. Maybe I'm just old or something, I don't know. I like my hearing. Unfortunately for the NaughtiNano, I just can't see spending the money on this vibe if it's just going to function as a basic slimline. If you can take the volume, this toy may be for you. Otherwise, steer clear. Naughti naughti naughti

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True, still browsing the site... TPBM is having some confusion

Honestly, I've never been one for nubbies. They usually hurt me more than help me. So when this one came out of the box, I gave a groan (and not a good one). For some reason, I had not seen the nubbies in the picture. "Well, maybe the soft jelly material will make it easier", I figured. Let me tell you, I love figuring right This thing is awesome! First off, it has 3 speeds controlled by a little push-button at the end of the toy. You slide in 2 AA batteries, and it's off you go. As usual, the first 2 speeds are good enough for me. There's the side with the nubbies, which are smooth and relatively long, with no really hard-core direct stimulation. The other side is smooth, and reminds me of the "beaver" style clit stimulators, even though it's thicker than most. The motor isn't directly in the tip, but set a little lower. It's also waterproof, which is yet another happy point Heck, it's even quiet and relatively scentless (most of us have yet to come across a completely scentless toy, let's be honest)! While this one's gonna be at the top of my box for a good long while (pun intended), I don't think it would be a good one for anyone who needs direct, intense clit stimulation. Not to put this toy down, but it just isn't designed to provide that particular service. My other purple friend

I must say, this is a handy little tube o' lube to have around. The fact that the bottle is cute is really a good start. Fashioned to look like a run-of-the-mill prescription bottle, it shouldn't attract too much attention if you accidentally leave it out (unless of course, you have very nosy guests). It's glycerin and paraben free. Yay for the allergy ridden among us! On top of the cute bottle and no burning sensation pluses, the stuff has a light minty scent. No, really. I mean light. No cloying, cough-inducing, who's-hiding-the-peppermint scent here! The only drawback I had was the label says to use a quarter-sized drop. That, unfortunately, did not do so well with my SO and I. In fact, we had to apply about 60 cents worth to get a good feeling out of it. However, I figure if that's the biggest complaint to have, this stuff's doing pretty good. Sweet Stuff

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False, we can never agree on the temperature TPBM is feelin' a little scroogey this year

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True, I still need marshmallows TPBM is feeling jaded

Overhype (don't know if it's a word, but that's what pops up )