ilovebabyjada

of course

(my thoughts exactly) yelling

well for me, i was gone so long and coming back to this format was kinda cool. it was very easy for me to get started again. i had to try to remember my user name and password, but that wasn't hard. i do miss seeing things like "student, guru, etc.." below the pictures.

gag

welcome!! looking forward to reading your posts.

bondage

that's very good that you have this outlook. way to stay strong! i have to say i admire the sacrifices that you have made.

hahaha! i read this and immediately thought of my husband, he is a boob man too. I am going to wait to get anything, I'm still very young (20) and want to have a couple more kids.. (we'll see about that) and I'm sure they'll develop more then as well.

i would try to get a second opinion if i were you. low sex drives (and cutting sex all together) can really hurt a relationship, me and my hubby have been going thru this kind of stuff too & it's very hard when i get all dolled up and he'd rather just watch a movie then have sex with me.

welcome back!!

sucking

squirting

so.. it's tomorrow.. lol. who wins!?

more then a handful's a waste

moaning

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lb. as promised. He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads: "If you catch me you can have me." Well, he's out the door after her like a shot! This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her; but when he does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze, so for the next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover that he has lost another 20 lb. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone - "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies,"I haven't felt this good in years." The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds this huge, muscular, 7ft man standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that read:, "I'm Ronald. If I catch you, you're mine..."

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!' And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!' And the husband began - 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments... Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the expensive designer jeans that you bought a couple years back, but don't wear because you say they not the "in" name this year. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.' The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?' hahaha.... that's so funny. but sad

i've heard of documentaries in other countries of how they will take a woman who is a lesbian, and have her raped, and get her pregnant to try to "change her ways" compared to that, America has got it easy which is so so so sad.

cuming

licking

welcome back! looking forward to seeing your posts!

that is so sad!! some guys. my man has no desire, at all, for anal play. so it's kind of a relief & a pain at the same time... but our sex life (when we actually have sex) is wonderful without it... so far. lol!

hope you all had a great & safe weekend!

Glad to have you hear! be free to ask any questions!

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