sbayhylle

DEFINITELY not turned off you guys are great!!!

Is there some way to block people from leaving comments on my page? I received a comment today that was kind of annoying. Mostly inappropriate, but it really pissed me off. I deleted the comment, but it should never have been left in the 1st place in my opinion. Comments like that one is precisely why I almost didn't join the forums. I know I'm probably blowing it out of proportion but DAMN! Sorry for my little vent, I guess I should expect a few freaks to drop buy huh?

When DH is home we have the same issues. Watching too to see what everyone else says. I HATE morning sex! Always have, the last thing I want to start my day is funky breath and musty smelling bodies. HUGE turn off for me. I have suggested to DH that when he returns we get the ball rolling around 9p. Not very spontaneous I know, but I'm hoping this will work out, we will see.

The difference in being married... Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night. The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'

I told mine we were wrestling. LMAO!!!

I'd be interested to know also as I just got mine and I HATE it. I was so looking forard to it too. Maybe I'm just wierd, I dunno, but I've used it once and it sucked.

This is mine... I don't know how to make the image show up though so... http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3023/265369...2e775d2.jpg?v=0 Edited to add that I never HAD one of these, but I KILL to have one!!!

I'm glad it worked out well for you. We have been contemplating having a fmf for a bit and we have a strong relationship, but we have both backed off of it because after all the horror stories I've heard, we didn't want to take the chance on screwing up what we have. So we settled for the next best thing (LMAO) me getting a lap dance at a strip club.

In addition to seeing my man in uniform, what gets me hot is seeing him cowboy up. When he puts on his Wrangler jeans, a nice starched button down oxford (the tan Hilfiger is my favorite), his belt, boots, and hat...DEAR GOD!!! I don't even want to go out at that point!

We have lotsa candles in our bedroom, and both of us love doing it by candle light. Another added tip for the ladies, if you feel you need to hide those flaws that no one sees but you, candle light is the way to go! Oh! Also, make sure that you have a scent that your SO likes. At one point we had our hot tub in the garage and DH was trying to create a romantic setting. While I was upstairs in the shower, he placed TONS of black cherry scented tea lights all over the garage and around the hot tub as a surprise for me. When I got out of the shower, he handed me a glass of wine and led me into the garage to get into the hot tub. The lighting was beautiful, but then the smell hit me. I absolutely HATE the smell of black cherry candles. It was so overpowering that I almost threw up. Needless to say, I ruined THAT moment. He had to blow out all the candles, open the garage door, and turn on a fan to get the smell out. We started all over and I "made up" for ruining the moment. I felt so bad after he went to all that trouble, but I just could not help it.

So. Finally got in my order. I was pretty excited to try out the Julie Ashton's anal beginner's kit. It comes with 3 plugs for those of you who aren't familiar with it, sm, md, and lg. I started with the small and decided that it wasn't bad at all and decided to move right on to the medium. LOTS of lube was used and I thought man this is great no pain SWEET! Well hubby is coming home for R/R in less than a month and I thought well, if I'm going to be able to give him the gift of anal sex and the medium doesn't hurt, why not move right on to the large plug. Mistake. Woops! While the large one didn't hurt, it was a little uncomfortable and I couldn't insert it all the way in, most of the way yes, but not all the way. So I decided to call it a night with the anal toys and move right on into the other toys that I bought. (one of which was VERY disappointing and the other I'm on the fence about) Well, after I cleaned up all the toys, I started cleaning up ME. That's when I noticed bright red blood, not dark so this was a plus. I guess I overdid it? Should I give it a few days and then just try again with the medium plug? None of it hurt so I'm not particularly worried about the blood. Suggestions anyone? I do have to say that I'm very impressed as a beginner with the kit and would suggest it to all beginners.

I call him Big Sexy and he calls me My Beautiful Wife. Corny I know.

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Oh I'm sorry that your step father feels this way. I know how hard it is for both of you. My best friend came out to me 9 years ago, I knew that she was bisexual, but that didn't make it any easier for me not to be shocked. My main concern for her was the life that she had chosen. 9 years later, she and her girlfriend are still together, happy and in love, very successful prefessionally, and a have a beautiful home. I love both of them dearly as do my husband and my kids. In fact I'm going to stay the weekend with them in a couple of weeks for a grown up weekend to get away from my kids for a much needed break and I cannot wait!! Be true to yourself, that's all of the advice I can give. People will come around or they won't, in the end you have to make YOU happy.

Thanks Glenn!! I feel much better about it now. Can't wait til he (and it) gets here.

Has anyone tried the lambskin? DH and I are going to have to start using them because I don't want to get pregnant, I have 3 already. Neither of us like them so I want something REALLY thin that feels like nothing until he has the vasectomy. Money is not really an object where this is concerned. Right now the Durex ultra sensitive is sounding pretty good.

Glad to know it's not abnormal as we just ordered the feeldoe so DH can try it out!!

I love my new tramp stamp! Maybe it's an Oklahoma thing calling them that? Sheesh I don't know but I'm proud of mine. I had my husband's unit patch surrounded by filagree with our last name in beautiful script written above the patch and the name of his division below it. It has meaning for us and since I don't wear crop tops anymore, he's the only one who will see it and he loves it.

I am not sick of it at all. I really read the reviews and appreciate the fact that the reviewers are well knowledged and educated folks. When I am spending this kind of money on pleasure, I hate it when I buy something that just doesn't live up to it's expectations. Although I'm fairly new, I've learned a lot from Mikayla's articles and the posts from Aiden and Tyger are well written and thought out too. So I have to say that when I am looking for a new toy if one of you gives it a thumbs up, I'm more apt to make the purchase. BTW I don't think any of you "drone on" and I agree that DAMN, Y'ALL ARE GOOD!!!

We just ordered this as DH loves anal sex and is incredibly turned on by the idea of me being "hands free". I'm excited about using it when he gets here, but there have been mixed reviews on this site about it so I am apprehensive also. I checked on another website and it got 5 good reviews so I'll review this one in August after the DH leaves. I hope it works out like we would like as I hate wasting money on toys that did not live up to our expectations. I just through out 3 vibes that I hated, hope the bags didn't break when the garbage man picked up our trash!!!

I'm looking for the same thing. I hope some one answers.

DAMMIT! I got this for my DH and was just getting ready to ship it to the sandbox. Now I'm on the fence. I think I'll wait until he gets home for R/R and let him try it out. If he likes it I'll ship it when he leaves.

I'm crying here. I know how much that took for you to write it and I applaud you.

Good to have you here!! I have learned alot here you will enjoy it. You definitely have your hands full, my babies are 20,10, and 7. I couldn't imagine trying to do this with a toddler! My shopping cart at Too Timid is full right now, I can't wait to order everything. My folks are in visiting from SW Florida and staying here until the 27th!! Dear God, it feels like they are never leaving. Can't order toys until the folks are gone!! I look forward to hearing from you on the boards.

Well, I talked to DH tonight on Skype. We both have web cams on our laptops and I decided to see what would happen if I gave him a bit of a show. Holy shit! I was lying on my back with my laptop balanced on my knees and the monitor bent where he could see my face and my breasts. I had on a black satin robe so I dedided to SLOWLY open the robe to expose my chest. While he was talking I began making lazy cirlcles around my breasts with my fingertips. THAT got his attention. Well this was working out for me so far so I crossed one arm underneath my breasts and pushed them up and began playing with my breasts with my other hand. Even better, . Then I ran my hand up my chest and neck into my hair and back down the side of my face. I slowly moved my index finger into my mouth and sucked on it then pulled it out slowly and ran it back down the center of my chest. All I can say about his reaction is WOW! Then he gave ME a show. I think this stripping thing is gonna work out just fine! I can't wait until he gets home next month.