Members pappyld04 Posted May 19, 2011 Members Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 The state governor was hosting a Halloween costume party. All the gentry were there, and as they arrived, the doorman announced what their characters were. When one couple arrived, he announced "Mickey and Minnie Mouse." When another couple arrived, he announced, "Tarzan and Jane," and so on, as each guest arrived. Later in the evening, a man arrived dressed only in a pair of underpants. Apart from that, he was totally naked from head to toe. After ascertaining that the man was indeed an invited guest, the doorman asked, "How shall I announce you?" The man said, "I'm premature ejaculation." "I'm very sorry, sir," said the shocked doorman. "I cannot announce anything like that to such a gathering." "Okay," said the man, “Just say I came in my underpants." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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