Members WendyNY Posted February 18, 2012 Members Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 I'm not one to forward the jokes or cartoons that I get in my email. However, I received this one and I just had to share it. It reminds me of something that Bill Cosby would have featured on his show "Kids say the darndest things". 1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written by kids) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 -No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TOGET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? -Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 -On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10 6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? -When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 -The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - - Curt, age 7-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. - - Howard, age 8 7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8 And the #1 Favorite is ....... 9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. -- Ricky, age 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted February 18, 2012 Members Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 HAHAHAHAHA Ricky is going to have a long happy marriage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mailahn97 Posted February 18, 2012 Members Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 I love it and I agree about Ricky....lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ReadyToMoveOn Posted February 18, 2012 Members Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 Wendy Of Upstate NY, You Left One Of Them Out, which Help Explains A womans Thought Process At A Very Early Age..."My mother says to look for a man who is kind. That's what I'll do. I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome." -- Carolyn, age 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ReadyToMoveOn Posted February 18, 2012 Members Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 And From A Young Mans Perspective at A Very Early Age..."It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." -- Kenny, age 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ReadyToMoveOn Posted February 18, 2012 Members Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 One More From The Young Mans Journal....Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." -- Dave, age 8LMAO.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WendyNY Posted February 19, 2012 Author Members Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 One More From The Young Mans Journal....LMAO....Ready, you're so funny !!! (and it's nice to see you back on here, by the way--We've missed you ! ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ReadyToMoveOn Posted February 19, 2012 Members Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 Ready, you're so funny !!! (and it's nice to see you back on here, by the way--We've missed you ! ) Thank You for the Kind Words Wendy Of Upstate NY... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WendyNY Posted February 19, 2012 Author Members Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 I found a couple more cute ones---Ready, I think this is from the same page you found yours on and where the original of this came from:"Love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." -- John, age 9 "Most men are brainless, so you might have to try more than once to find a live one." -- Angie, age 10 LOL.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ReadyToMoveOn Posted February 19, 2012 Members Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 I found a couple more cute ones---Ready, I think this is from the same page you found yours on and where the original of this came from:"Love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." -- John, age 9 "Most men are brainless, so you might have to try more than once to find a live one." -- Angie, age 10 LOL....No Wendy Of Upstate NY, I just recall from memory, from watching the show a few years back...So, I guess that shoots down "Angie's" idea of "Brainless Men"...LoL... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted February 19, 2012 Members Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 Hahaha! I love them all..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WendyNY Posted February 20, 2012 Author Members Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 No Wendy Of Upstate NY, I just recall from memory, from watching the show a few years back...So, I guess that shoots down "Angie's" idea of "Brainless Men"...LoL...Ready--you are FAR from brainless !! You have an awesome memory too (like my husband ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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