Members Kinkster Posted September 1, 2016 Members Report Share Posted September 1, 2016 Just a thread, for all to throw TMI on funny things that happened during sex.... So, a starter.... I was laying back in bed with my wife sitting up between my legs, pounding away on me with both hands. I finally let loose, and started letting it all loose. Problem was, she has bad aim....or maybe good. My first three or four shots went straight into the fan that was running on the headboard, which sprayed it all right back onto her.....from the face down... And she blamed me! I'm sure others have stories like that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 Gawd, I think we all do!!! I've had the bed break. And it was a metal framed one. Both me and my BF weren't overweight either....... My dog decided to sniff my BF's nuts while in mid stride (the look on his face was PRICELESS!!!). I don't think my lover would have agreed, but I found it hilarious that this big guy (over 6"), rugged, police officer, was a total wuss in bed. He didn't like biting or even nibbling (me to him), I could barely touch him. I was like, uh, ok..... And, one other guy, OMG!!! When he came, he screamed........like a girl!!!! High pitch and everything!!! Took all my self-restraint (which I have very little to begin with LOL) not to say WTF!!??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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