Members Terry in NV Posted May 18 Members Report Share Posted May 18 A very nice looking girl walks into a bar and everyone checks her out.5 foot 6 , 36 24 36 tight tanktop and no bra ,tight shorts an long legs.Sits down next two guys at a table.She says ill do anything you want for$200 dallors, but you have to say it in three words.One man says ok here is $200 dallers.She says ok what would you like me to do in three words.He says paint my house. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Terry in NV Posted May 21 Author Members Report Share Posted May 21 If you have a joke you like, I would like to here it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Terry in NV Posted May 23 Author Members Report Share Posted May 23 Three girls are talking aboute how thy got pregnant.The red headed girl said.I was on the bottom and im going to have a girl.The bruentte said i was on top and im going to have a boy. The blond started crying,the girls go whats wrong.The blond says im going to have a puppy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Terry in NV Posted June 2 Author Members Report Share Posted June 2 Im part german and I only know one word goodntight! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Terry in NV Posted June 5 Author Members Report Share Posted June 5 The first yeat I got a job on a fishing boat as a bait boy.The next year I also got a job on a fishing boat but as a master baiter. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Terry in NV Posted June 8 Author Members Report Share Posted June 8 Old women comes into the butcher shop,Says I want a fresh chicken and it better be fresh.Butcher says here I got one for you .The old women smells under one wing then the other,then separates the legs and smells an says, well.The butcher says to the women, do you think you could past that test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Terry in NV Posted June 12 Author Members Report Share Posted June 12 IF you eat pizza ,no calls you a pizza eater,Suck one cock and they call you a cock sucker the rest of your life! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Terry in NV Posted June 21 Author Members Report Share Posted June 21 And you thought mom and dad didnt have a clue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Terry in NV Posted July 9 Author Members Report Share Posted July 9 Im so old that when I was young ,you paid for porn and water was free.😕 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Terry in NV Posted July 20 Author Members Report Share Posted July 20 What is common between a dildo and tofu?They can both be used as substitutes for meat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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