Members Terry in NV Posted May 18, 2023 Members Report Posted May 18, 2023 A very nice looking girl walks into a bar and everyone checks her out.5 foot 6 , 36 24 36 tight tanktop and no bra ,tight shorts an long legs.Sits down next two guys at a table.She says ill do anything you want for$200 dallors, but you have to say it in three words.One man says ok here is $200 dallers.She says ok what would you like me to do in three words.He says paint my house. 1 3 Quote
Members Terry in NV Posted May 21, 2023 Author Members Report Posted May 21, 2023 If you have a joke you like, I would like to here it. Quote
Members Terry in NV Posted May 23, 2023 Author Members Report Posted May 23, 2023 Three girls are talking aboute how thy got pregnant.The red headed girl said.I was on the bottom and im going to have a girl.The bruentte said i was on top and im going to have a boy. The blond started crying,the girls go whats wrong.The blond says im going to have a puppy Quote
Members Terry in NV Posted June 2, 2023 Author Members Report Posted June 2, 2023 Im part german and I only know one word goodntight! 1 Quote
Members Terry in NV Posted June 5, 2023 Author Members Report Posted June 5, 2023 The first yeat I got a job on a fishing boat as a bait boy.The next year I also got a job on a fishing boat but as a master baiter. 2 Quote
Members Terry in NV Posted June 8, 2023 Author Members Report Posted June 8, 2023 Old women comes into the butcher shop,Says I want a fresh chicken and it better be fresh.Butcher says here I got one for you .The old women smells under one wing then the other,then separates the legs and smells an says, well.The butcher says to the women, do you think you could past that test. Quote
Members Terry in NV Posted June 12, 2023 Author Members Report Posted June 12, 2023 IF you eat pizza ,no calls you a pizza eater,Suck one cock and they call you a cock sucker the rest of your life! 1 Quote
Members Terry in NV Posted June 21, 2023 Author Members Report Posted June 21, 2023 And you thought mom and dad didnt have a clue. Quote
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Members Terry in NV Posted July 20, 2023 Author Members Report Posted July 20, 2023 What is common between a dildo and tofu?They can both be used as substitutes for meat. 1 Quote
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